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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
That'd be today.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Um, where is everybody, anyway?
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
Sister JennyD, did we just get left behind (pun intended)!Originally posted by JennyD View PostThat'd be today.
Um, where is everybody, anyway?
Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.Comment
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
WHAT? And I'm still here on this sinful earth?
You don't think Jesus "bitched" me - did He?
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
Now I'm really worried! Are there any men still around? Pastor Zeke has not been on for some time now and Rev. Jim practically disappeared mid-conversation earlier today!Originally posted by SUV View PostWHAT? And I'm still here on this sinful earth?
You don't think Jesus "bitched" me - did He?
Come to mention, so did Brother Levi!
What is our strategy now? We don't get the mark of the beast, that I know. So should I come to Freehold so we 3 could at least be together!
Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.Comment
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
But . . . Rev. Jim CAN'T be gone! He's supposed to meet with us this weekend, my dear Sister!
Is it possible that God only took the menfolk, and that Pastor Billy-Reuben was right . . . women don't have souls?
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
No, no rapture. Believe me, if this was the rapture, Jesus would have me first in line for being such a dedicated servant to him. This weekend is still on, my dear.
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
Rev. Jim! What a relief!Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View PostNo, no rapture. Believe me, if this was the rapture, Jesus would have me first in line for being such a dedicated servant to him. This weekend is still on, my dear.
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
Rev. Jim, should we stop tithing since the Church won't need the money anymore after next week?
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
Oh no!Originally posted by Brother Hank View PostRev. Jim, should we stop tithing since the Church won't need the money anymore after next week?
No no no, don't you worry about that Hank. The Rapture isn't scheduled anytime this year at least. Jesus keeps all True Christians(tm) informed on these things. Work on your own Salvation(c) and you'll have less to fret about.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
Yes Sir, Pastor Ezekiel Sir!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostOh no!
No no no, don't you worry about that Hank. The Rapture isn't scheduled anytime this year at least. Jesus keeps all True Christians™ informed on these things. Work on your own Salvation© and you'll have less to fret about.
Usual %45 will continue to be direct debited from my bank account then.Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
Originally posted by Brother Hank View PostThat's a reliefPraise Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
What a relief to see the good Godly men are still around. I was literally sitting in the corner of my room waiting for some beast to break down my door there.
Not to fret. The world is still in place!
Personally I will be giving double tithe this week, just because I am so grateful the world did not end before I am ready! Brother Hank, perhaps as a gesture of gratitude, you can do the same?
Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.Comment
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
Heck yeah LostGrl, anything for youOriginally posted by LostGirlNY View PostBrother Hank, perhaps as a gesture of gratitude, you can do the same?
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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Re: Rapture Coming October 21, 2009!
I may put you to work as a Church Fundraiser young lady. You have a way with words...Originally posted by LostGirlNY View PostWhat a relief to see the good Godly men are still around. I was literally sitting in the corner of my room waiting for some beast to break down my door there.
Not to fret. The world is still in place!
Personally I will be giving double tithe this week, just because I am so grateful the world did not end before I am ready! Brother Hank, perhaps as a gesture of gratitude, you can do the same?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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