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  • narrowpathy
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    • Jan 2008
    • 318

    #136
    Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    You watch your gutter mouth, boy!
    Buut it was the actual advertising slogan 'M&M melts in your mouth, not in your hands!' http://www.vimeo.com/253569 and I daresay, it's not as truthful as the Bible, yet not so false.
    Did your parents like that chocolate that they named you after it?
    "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #137
      Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

      Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
      Buut it was the actual advertising slogan 'M&M melts in your mouth, not in your hands!' http://www.vimeo.com/253569 and I daresay, it's not as truthful as the Bible, yet not so false.
      Did your parents like that chocolate that they named you after it?
      Don't be ridiculous. "M&M" is nothing more than a nickname. Did your parents name you "Sinbag". Of course not. It's just a nickname you picked up.
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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      • narrowpathy
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        • Jan 2008
        • 318

        #138
        Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        Don't be ridiculous. "M&M" is nothing more than a nickname. Did your parents name you "Sinbag". Of course not. It's just a nickname you picked up.
        No need to get offensive. If you don't like M&M chocolate or if you prefer chocolates that melt in your hands not in your mouth, just say so.
        "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #139
          Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

          They may have killed Jesus, but today I'd like to praise God for giving us Joos. In particular, Joo accountants and financial advisers. Thanks to the crack team of Joos allowed to work in Freehold, almost every member of the Landover congregation is going to weather the current economic adjustment just fine.
          Not that there is anything to worry about, the fundamentals of the American economy are still as sound as ever. Fortunately, most of us have invested in oil, arms, and pharmaceuticals, but many of us have now sold our shares and bought gold and/or placed more money into our Swiss bank accounts.
          But not everyone listened to the Joo advisers. Please join me in praying for Brothers Albert Tompkins, Jason Keenan, Obadiah Jones, and Frank Fisher. These former Platinum and Gold Tithers will be missed as they join the ranks of Tin Tithers. Find work soon, fellas!
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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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