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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    New hope for beaners who eat too much:

    Taco Bell Promotes Weight-Loss Benefits of "Drive Thru Diet":


    Just thought I'd point this out as advice that you can give to your day laborers who are 'jumbo-sized'. Although, if they're hard working and still fat, there might be other issues involved.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Noah Dint
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2009
    • 695

    #2
    Re: New hope for beaners who eat too much:

    Brother Nobar. I don't think their marketing ploy will work very well.

    I have never heard of a fat Mexican ever becoming skinny. Even when they starve to death by the side of the road they are still fat and lazy.

    Am I missing something here?

    -ND

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: New hope for beaners who eat too much:

      This beaner thinks the food is too good at Taco Bell for their fresco diet to have any effect:

      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: New hope for beaners who eat too much:

        Here's a hint, cook at home or walk to the taco bell.
        Drama queen

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        • CyberYahweh
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2010
          • 161

          #5
          Re: New hope for beaners who eat too much:

          Excellent advices. I tend to disregard the following video, for these reasons:

          The Mezkin in the second video doesn't even speak his own Babel inflicted language enough to know what Fresco means. Maybe, the glutton should worship God, and not his stomach; where only feces can be found.

          Philippians 3:19
          "Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things."

          Furthermore:

          Proverbs 4:23
          "Above all else, guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life."

          His ticker is no-doubt on the verge of explosion. Satan will definitely be roasting some bacon soon.
          sigpic

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: New hope for beaners who eat too much:

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Here's a hint, cook at home or walk to the taco bell.
            In his case, Sister, I believe you mean "waddle"!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: New hope for beaners who eat too much:

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              In his case, Sister, I believe you mean "waddle"!
              Waddle enough and he'll be walking in no time

              The Mezkin in the second video doesn't even speak his own Babel inflicted language enough to know what Fresco means. Maybe, the glutton should worship God, and not his stomach; where only feces can be found.
              May I ask what it means? I looked it up and the closest I could find is eating outdoors (i.e. in the fresh).
              Drama queen

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: New hope for beaners who eat too much:

                It's supposed to mean 'fresh'. I have a feeling that the plaster paintings were done when the plaster was also fresh. I think that's why they call them frescos. That dude would be better off eating plaster. Come to think of it, some of the food that comes out of Taco Hell could be used instead of plaster.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Father Maurice Lester
                  Ring-kissing Papist dog
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3366

                  #9
                  Re: New hope for beaners who eat too much:

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  It's supposed to mean 'fresh'. I have a feeling that the plaster paintings were done when the plaster was also fresh.
                  Tough to put one past you American home-skooled Baptwits!


                  Now, had you managed to get a good Catholic education you would have known that the word fresco, like countless thousands of others in the English language you routinely butcher, comes from Latin!


                  (Who would have guessed that while shucking corn for the upcoming Freehold "Family Reunion/Speed-Dating" hoedown?!?)


                  Clearly, there isn't a decent Church in palookaville or you would have some frescos of your very own to admire... and no... a paint-by-number Pat Robertson on an outhouse door does not count.




                  Bless you, my impignorate intellectual,
                  Father Mo




                  .
                  A Cardinal in the making.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: New hope for beaners who eat too much:

                    Are you calling me a pig?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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