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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #16
    Re: Vacation Bible Gun Camp Registration

    Pastor Ezekiel,

    Although I know this is purely MANS business, I would like to ask if any international boys are allowed at the camp?

    I ask for several warranted reasons.

    Although the Pastor of my Church does all he can to guide the young boys of our Church, to being good God fearing Soldiers of Christ, a few have me worried, as they are more prone to come over to me when I am giving instruction to the girls on the perfect sweet crust pie base, than that of wood-chopping and gun handling the Pastor teaches.

    It of course is not the Pastors fault by any means. He spends much time: even focusing so much, he spends a lot of 1-1 time with each and every boy;pounding and pounding his love of a good log and his pistol into them, but to no avail. I reckon it has much to do with the hardened gun laws here as to why they won't willingly accept the Pastor's very firm, but also very loving offerings.

    It irks me that secular law always gets in the way of proper Christian teachings.

    Anyway as this is of concern, is there any way at all possible that room could be made for these Australian boys too?

    YIC,

    WS.




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #17
      Re: Vacation Bible Gun Camp Registration

      Foreigners? Well, it's never been done before...Are they White at least? We sure can't take any knuckle-dragging abos.

      How much are their parents able to Tithe?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Phebe Carlyle
        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 2604

        #18
        Re: Vacation Bible Gun Camp Registration

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Foreigners? Well, it's never been done before...Are they White at least? We sure can't take any knuckle-dragging abos.

        How much are their parents able to Tithe?
        Oh thank you so much for your prompt reply, Pastor Ezekiel!

        Well, yes of course they are white! One cannot be saved unless they can read after all!

        Their parents are good, Godly people too. All of them (as well as I) voted for John Howard ( One of President GW Bush's best friends no less!!) last election! He however did not win, as satan intervened, but that is why it is so important to nip (and whip if need be) any thought of "free thought" out of these boys NOW! If they are looking at pie crust recipes now... what will be next?

        As to tithing? Ample and able, rest assured and if you would allow these boys in, they are happy to give the deposit, plus the 18,000 and of course, because their boys will be shown the RIGHT way, extra monetary gratitude for The Lord!

        Please at least ponder the situation as I just had one come over to me.. telling me to dust the blueberries with icing sugar prior to adding them to the pie and to crimp the pie top with a fork instead of a spoon!

        I am close to my wits end!!

        YIC,

        WS




        There's Jesus here,
        Just see what He offers me....
        Down here my sins forgiven,
        Up there a home in heaven
        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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