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Movie Review: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Movie Review: A Series of Unfortunate Events
This movie is well named: there is only one fortunate event in it: close to the end, A character tells Canadian actor Jim Kerry, right to his face, "You're a terrible actor".
Everything else about it is unfortunate.
Hollywood loves nothing more than giving children terrible role models, and this movie starts by introducing them: a girl inventor (girl inventors are always spurred on by lust, just look at the diabolically creative uses they discover for vibrating cell phones and video-game controllers), a bookish nerd (yet the Bible is not one of the many books he's read) and a teething baby who seems to be under the possetion of some sort of satanist beaver.
These children happen to be orphans (orphans are always the whinest, most ungrateful bunch in the whole entitlement mentality culture) and the movie over and over forces down the viewers throat that they are the "good guys" and that their adopted parents are the "bad guys".
Yes, Hollywood hates Adoption. Clear proof of the pro-abortion agenda of the America-hating ultra-liberal left.
So these ungrateful children meet their new Dad, and the first thing they do is try to see how much they can disobey him. Instead of doing their chores properly, they talk back. The Bible makes it clear that what is called for in this situation is the "Rod of Correction". Their dad decides to "spare the rod and spoil the child" by punishing his son with a mere slap.
But even a little slap is too much for the permissive, anti-parent liberal media. The children then curse their father, and the Bible states that children who curse their fathers should be stoned to death. The father arranges to have them hit by a train, which is close enough.
But once again, the blame-America's-parents first crowd in Hollywood makes the parent seem like a villian.
Around this time the audience learns that their dad plans to inherit the kid's money when they die. Of course, Hollywood, being the culture of death, supports the death tax and hates inheritence. Anyone who wants to make money is automatically evil by hollywood standards.
The father comes up with a non-violent solution: he will marry the girl. But Anti-marriage Hollywood hates marriage. They once made a movie called "Child Bride" which inspired legislation to outlaw an entire generation of marriages in the Southern States.
Liberals claim that a 14-year old girl shouldn't marry because she's too immature to know what she's doing. Newsflash libtards, ALL women of ALL ages are too immature to know what they're doing, why do you think Eve at the apple? Liberals plan to follow their logic to the point where all hetrosexual marriage is outlawed.
Anti-family, anti-wealth, anti-unborn-American....Once they die, the makers of this film will get to experience some extremely unfortunate events: in HELL.
Two Thumbs DOWN.
This movie is well named: there is only one fortunate event in it: close to the end, A character tells Canadian actor Jim Kerry, right to his face, "You're a terrible actor".
Everything else about it is unfortunate.
Hollywood loves nothing more than giving children terrible role models, and this movie starts by introducing them: a girl inventor (girl inventors are always spurred on by lust, just look at the diabolically creative uses they discover for vibrating cell phones and video-game controllers), a bookish nerd (yet the Bible is not one of the many books he's read) and a teething baby who seems to be under the possetion of some sort of satanist beaver.
These children happen to be orphans (orphans are always the whinest, most ungrateful bunch in the whole entitlement mentality culture) and the movie over and over forces down the viewers throat that they are the "good guys" and that their adopted parents are the "bad guys".
Yes, Hollywood hates Adoption. Clear proof of the pro-abortion agenda of the America-hating ultra-liberal left.
So these ungrateful children meet their new Dad, and the first thing they do is try to see how much they can disobey him. Instead of doing their chores properly, they talk back. The Bible makes it clear that what is called for in this situation is the "Rod of Correction". Their dad decides to "spare the rod and spoil the child" by punishing his son with a mere slap.
But even a little slap is too much for the permissive, anti-parent liberal media. The children then curse their father, and the Bible states that children who curse their fathers should be stoned to death. The father arranges to have them hit by a train, which is close enough.
But once again, the blame-America's-parents first crowd in Hollywood makes the parent seem like a villian.
Around this time the audience learns that their dad plans to inherit the kid's money when they die. Of course, Hollywood, being the culture of death, supports the death tax and hates inheritence. Anyone who wants to make money is automatically evil by hollywood standards.
The father comes up with a non-violent solution: he will marry the girl. But Anti-marriage Hollywood hates marriage. They once made a movie called "Child Bride" which inspired legislation to outlaw an entire generation of marriages in the Southern States.
Liberals claim that a 14-year old girl shouldn't marry because she's too immature to know what she's doing. Newsflash libtards, ALL women of ALL ages are too immature to know what they're doing, why do you think Eve at the apple? Liberals plan to follow their logic to the point where all hetrosexual marriage is outlawed.
Anti-family, anti-wealth, anti-unborn-American....Once they die, the makers of this film will get to experience some extremely unfortunate events: in HELL.
Two Thumbs DOWN.
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