[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Business Application Update

I heard a group of civic minded individuals,the Christian Nights a synchronized dance troupe, talking and they were concerned that you had not been to the property yourself so there are plans to light the way for you to said property. The Welcome Wagon is very busy in our community! Please remember to thank these civic minded individuals, they are freely giving of their time to make you feel welcome.

They sure look like a happy bunch! But why are all the women wearing pointy burqas?

(I assume you don't allow men to dance since Beaux McManless left town.)

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Business Application Update

You find it hard to recognise a mirror when it is held up to you don't you Ms DeWitt?

I suppose any mirror you ever got close to exploded?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Business Application Update

I want to know why you are being so dang agreeable these days. Is it that you have finally seen the light and realise that Jesus IS your Lord and Savior?!

I know what you mean though! This is not Palestine! Next all the signage will change and we will no longer live in Freehold but rather זכות חכירה

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

You find it hard to recognise a mirror when it is held up to you don't you Ms DeWitt?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Business Application Update

Mrs. Dewitt,

Your insolence is tiring. I will be in Freehold later this week to celebrate Sukkot with fellow Jews at the future site of Freehold Pawn and Loan. You are welcome to attend (gifts are encouraged) and I will gladly show you the title in person. Jews must be vigilant in our security and metal detectors will be in use. Please leave any weapons at home.

But your resolve is somewhat admirable. Have you considered employment with Rothstein and Associates, LLC?

Shalom

I heard a group of civic minded individuals,the Christian Nights a synchronized dance troupe, talking and they were concerned that you had not been to the property yourself so there are plans to light the way for you to said property. The Welcome Wagon is very busy in our community! Please remember to thank these civic minded individuals, they are freely giving of their time to make you feel welcome.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Business Application Update

How terrible of them, I mean to claim that "god" made a country for his own people, and the indigenous people had pre-stolen it from it rightful owners, I mean what sort of sick mind would come up with some BS like that?

I want to know why you are being so dang agreeable these days. Is it that you have finally seen the light and realise that Jesus IS your Lord and Savior?!

I know what you mean though! This is not Palestine! Next all the signage will change and we will no longer live in Freehold but rather זכות חכירה

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[David Rothstein]

Re: Business Application Update

Obviously your yarmulke is on too tight; that or you are being wilfully ignorant of what the Mayor has written.

Also, I did make you a GENEROUS offer considering you have yet to front with proof that you own said property in the first place. As such, I have employed the services of a Conveyancing Attorney to find out exactly WHO is the rightful and legal owner and they are checking up on said Title as we speak! You joos are nomadic "types" constantly claiming land is YOURS because G_d has ordained it to be. It would not surprise me if this was just another case of joo lying and greed!

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

Mrs. Dewitt,

Your insolence is tiring. I will be in Freehold later this week to celebrate Sukkot with fellow Jews at the future site of Freehold Pawn and Loan. You are welcome to attend (gifts are encouraged) and I will gladly show you the title in person. Jews must be vigilant in our security and metal detectors will be in use. Please leave any weapons at home.

But your resolve is somewhat admirable. Have you considered employment with Rothstein and Associates, LLC?

Shalom

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Business Application Update

You joos are nomadic "types" constantly claiming land is YOURS because G_d has ordained it to be.

How terrible of them, I mean to claim that "god" made a country for his own people, and the indigenous people had pre-stolen it from it rightful owners, I mean what sort of sick mind would come up with some BS like that?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Business Application Update

You joos are nomadic "types" constantly claiming land is YOURS because G_d has ordained it to be. It would not surprise me if this was just another case of joo lying and greed!

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

Sister Phebe, I can't tell you how many times I thought that naming the swale which bears stormwater (and occasional combined sewer overflows) from Jenkem Flats to the treatment facility the "Jordan Rivulet" was a bad idea.



I should have spoken up sooner. This Jew thinks he's crossing the Rivulet Jordan into the Promised Land!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Business Application Update

I've seen no offers on the property from the Duhwitts and have not been served any papers. So I will be moving ahead with the renovation of the property.

All residents seeking employment should complete applications as soon as possible. Rothstein and Associates LLC is very selective in our hiring.

May Yaweh bless Freehold Pawn and Loan and the community.

Shalom

Obviously your yarmulke is on too tight; that or you are being wilfully ignorant of what the Mayor has written.

Also, I did make you a GENEROUS offer considering you have yet to front with proof that you own said property in the first place. As such, I have employed the services of a Conveyancing Attorney to find out exactly WHO is the rightful and legal owner and they are checking up on said Title as we speak! You joos are nomadic "types" constantly claiming land is YOURS because G_d has ordained it to be. It would not surprise me if this was just another case of joo lying and greed!

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[David Rothstein]

Re: Business Application Update

I've seen no offers on the property from the Duhwitts and have not been served any papers. So I will be moving ahead with the renovation of the property.

All residents seeking employment should complete applications as soon as possible. Rothstein and Associates LLC is very selective in our hiring.

May Yaweh bless Freehold Pawn and Loan and the community.

Shalom

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Business Application Update

Now, not that I want to sway you in any way, but DFAC are willing to donate $3000,000. toward refurbishment of the Jenkins Flats area as a whole. In addition, we are also willing to upgrade the trailer park facilities (showers, wc's, laundry facilities and BBQ- cook out areas, recreational hall and prayer closets.. etc) as a gift to the residents...

It is the least we can do to HELP out fellow Brothers and Sisters in Christ.


YIC,

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

Sister Phebe, Brother Nobar will be thrilled that you plan to spend $3M to improve living conditions in Jenkem Flats! The potholes are really getting out of hand.



Of course, with a company name like "TranSnivel", you can imagine the complaining!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Business Application Update

Mr. Dewitt--Gosh, I don't know what to say. I did not take the car because I thought you were joking. That's very kind of you.

Unfortuanately, I cannot accept the car. I am, of course, a public servant it is not possible to accept such a gift.

Thinking a little more about, however, perhaps I might borrow it for a couple of days. My car is in the shop getting some new tires and front end work. If one of your people could bring it by I'd be most greatful.

JJH

Use it for as long as you need. I will have Lamar drop it off this evening.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Business Application Update

On a side note Mayor, did you call a cab last night? You left your keys to your new Mercedes Benz on the dinning room table, you should stop by and pick up your car after church today. Might I add you have nice taste.

Mr. Dewitt--Gosh, I don't know what to say. I did not take the car because I thought you were joking. That's very kind of you.

Unfortuanately, I cannot accept the car. I am, of course, a public servant it is not possible to accept such a gift.

Thinking a little more about, however, perhaps I might borrow it for a couple of days. My car is in the shop getting some new tires and front end work. If one of your people could bring it by I'd be most greatful.

JJH

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Business Application Update

On a side note Mayor, did you call a cab last night? You left your keys to your new Mercedes Benz on the dinning room table, you should stop by and pick up your car after church today. Might I add you have nice taste.

Strange Th' Mayor`s car be looking like th's last I be seeing it

[James Dewitt]

Re: Business Application Update

On a side note Mayor, did you call a cab last night? You left your keys to your new Mercedes Benz on the dinning room table, you should stop by and pick up your car after church today. Might I add you have nice taste.