[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Business Application Update

Honarable, Mayor Hold
In order to make this a sound investment we( DFAC) will also need a few more parcels of land.
1155 Park st. commonly know as "Woo Fats Chinese laundry and Restaurant."
1153 Park st. commonly known as " Kotextra's cut and hair weave"
1151 Park st. commonly know as " Leroy's catfish hut"

There is a possibility that we (DFAC) will need to remove the 5 residential homes on the adjacent street(Broad st) and the city alley that separates the two streets. We will only need the address on Broad st (1152,1154,1156,1158,1160) if under ground parking is cost prohibitive.
I am sure that given the cost you will agree. The DFAC Building will revitalize an entire block of Downtown Freehold.

Brother James,

How wonderful that you want to improve the Jenkem Flats neighborhood! I am sure you are aware that Kotextra and Leroy are members of the "Jenkem Flats Chambur o' Commerse". It's through that organization's efforts that Park Street has those wonderful hanging flower baskets in summer and poinsettias in winter. You wouldn't even know they're silk, honestly! Have I said too much?

I should mention that Brother Nobar frequents Leroy's AND Woo Fat's, since there aren't many restaurants or laundromats in Jenkem Flats. For his sake, and to prevent strife between church brethren, maybe you can accommodate these long-standing and successful businesses on the Jenkem Flats side of the ground floor of your building! The hair salon, I think, only appeals to Professor Tyeisha X anyway; no major loss. I'm pretty sure Brother Nobar doesn't go there.

Brother Nobar and I did make it to Leroy's during my May visit. Best catfish in town, brother . . . give it a try! I imagine it'd make your employees mighty happy to have tasty treats right in the building. And more customers means they can pay more rent!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Business Application Update

I have to agree that you are being most generous, Mrs. Dewitt. The gentleman needs to respond in a timely manner.

I am most reluctant to discuss taking property by eminent domain. But, if this gentleman actually owns the property as he claims, and, we need to move forward toward the goals we Christian people of Freehold have decided are worthy, we must look at the options available.

Honarable, Mayor Hold
In order to make this a sound investment we( DFAC) will also need a few more parcels of land.
1155 Park st. commonly know as "Woo Fats Chinese laundry and Restaurant."
1153 Park st. commonly known as " Kotextra's cut and hair weave"
1151 Park st. commonly know as " Leroy's catfish hut"

There is a possibility that we (DFAC) will need to remove the 5 residential homes on the adjacent street(Broad st) and the city alley that separates the two streets. We will only need the address on Broad st (1152,1154,1156,1158,1160) if under ground parking is cost prohibitive.
I am sure that given the cost you will agree. The DFAC Building will revitalize an entire block of Downtown Freehold.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Business Application Update

Mayor,

I thought I should give you an update on the situation. I have yet to hear from that joo. I am a busy woman and to be frank, I refuse to wait much longer as it appears that he is not only wasting my time, yours as well, but all the good people of Freehold.

As such, I will put an offer on the table right now. I would be happy to give him $100.oo for his time and efforts. I believe I am being generous considering. Oh course I would be willing to pay him in singles, so that it at least gives the allusion of him having a large wad in his trousers.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

I have to agree that you are being most generous, Mrs. Dewitt. The gentleman needs to respond in a timely manner.

I am most reluctant to discuss taking property by eminent domain. But, if this gentleman actually owns the property as he claims, and, we need to move forward toward the goals we Christian people of Freehold have decided are worthy, we must look at the options available.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Business Application Update

Mayor,

I thought I should give you an update on the situation. I have yet to hear from that joo. I am a busy woman and to be frank, I refuse to wait much longer as it appears that he is not only wasting my time, yours as well, but all the good people of Freehold.

As such, I will put an offer on the table right now. I would be happy to give him $100.oo for his time and efforts. I believe I am being generous considering. Oh course I would be willing to pay him in singles, so that it at least gives the allusion of him having a large wad in his trousers.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Business Application Update

Mayor Hold, you are absolutely correct that no True Christian™ would turn to a pawn shop to borrow money in exchange for her mink coat, or for his Porsche.

In other words, there is no market for a pawn shop in Freehold, provided Mr. Rothstein holds true to his promise to limit goods to a defined price floor and also limit the number of Negroes within the store at any one time.

So, why not let Mr. Rothstein build a building meeting the town's architectural standards and designed for easy conversion to other uses, with a zoning restriction requiring that any change of use be approved by the Town Council?

This way, he can build a quality building, open his little shop, fail due to lack of business, and only be able to sell it for a use the Town Council will permit. Freehold gets a great new building,

Rev. Rodimer--You are a gifted thinker and I appreciate it that you took time from your ministry to chime in here. Thank you.

In my way of thinking it would be unseemly to encourage Mr. Rothstein to enter into a business which can only succeed if he entices our Christian residents, or, other nearby residents, into sin.

Let me state again, here, that Freehold is an equal opportunity City. We are not prejudiced against race or creed. The City, however, has established goals which it intends to achieve. These goals were reached during an extensive Strategic Planning Seminar.

Several flip charts were used. One goal established during that process was "To Enhance the Christian Life and Rewards in the Afterlife." Another goal was "To Be an Equal Opportunity City".

All of our zoning laws and land use policies must move us toward these goals. Unfortunately, I am finding, so far, that Mr. Rothstein's intended use of that proper does not conform to the goals of the City of Freehold. But, I want to provide him with an ample opportunity to present his arguments. I encourage him to do so.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Business Application Update

We Baptists, on the other hand, are focused on eternal salvation. That is why prayer is more important than selling one's possessions to a loan shark.

Mayor Hold, you are absolutely correct that no True Christian™ would turn to a pawn shop to borrow money in exchange for her mink coat, or for his Porsche.

In other words, there is no market for a pawn shop in Freehold, provided Mr. Rothstein holds true to his promise to limit goods to a defined price floor and also limit the number of Negroes within the store at any one time.

So, why not let Mr. Rothstein build a building meeting the town's architectural standards and designed for easy conversion to other uses, with a zoning restriction requiring that any change of use be approved by the Town Council?

This way, he can build a quality building, open his little shop, fail due to lack of business, and only be able to sell it for a use the Town Council will permit. Freehold gets a great new building, and is then able to control what happens to/in that building within a matter of months. Perhaps the only use the Council would approve is a Bible shop.

And don't forget that special tax on short-term loans which use personal property as collateral. That could provide a real boost to the Jenkem Flats Neighborhood Improvement District . . . You've seen Brother Nobar's pictures of the broken sidewalks, derelict houses, and that one with the tree sprouting right in the street. It's an embarassment to Freehold. (They might actually vote next election. For that Al King!)

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Business Application Update

It would seem that you have answered your own question. But beyond this, I have no idea as Jewish people never face a "financial crisis". I do wish you luck in your attempt to escape poverty.

Mr. Rothstein--I am so delighted to have this visit with you because it is a chance for both of us, and for the citizens of Freehold, to reflect on our respective faiths.

Your observations above that the Jewish people do not have financial crisis' and that we Baptists will not be able to escape poverty may well be true. The problem is Jewish people like yourself and we Baptists have differenct objectives.

You are about accumulation in the present life. I have no idea what the point of that is. Do you think that the brief period that you, yourself, occupy this earth is so important that it will have some profound affect on the 6,000 years of the universe's history? I'm afraid you are mistaken if this is what you believe.

We Baptists, on the other hand, are focused on eternal salvation. That is why prayer is more important than selling one's possessions to a loan shark.

I am appealing to you to abandon this idea of opening a loan sharking business. A quick call to the lovely Mrs. Dewitt should resolve this matter. She would, I'm sure, buy out whatever dollars you have put into this idea and everyone wins.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

P. S. Following that call, you should call a Landover Pastor and become a Baptist convert. You will thank me one day for this suggestion.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Business Application Update

Well one thing you did not add to your complex description, What the Good Book has to say about money lenders and the way they earn their living.
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Mr. Freddie was after a Venn diagram, and I produced (part of) one for a type of operation that exists here, in some quarters. Your comments are appropriate - no Captain Pugwash songs for example - and will be beneficial to others; it is not my place to instruct, but in the hands of others my meagre offering may be felt, to be a resource for others.

1.. I do not receive benefit from the financial arrangements. To to so would be at variance with any fiduciary duty that may exist.

You should budget for things bot rush out to buy them on a whim.

2.. There is a difference between an impulse purchase and the pressing need to satisfy other certainly unpleasant, probably hairy persons who have a track record of direct action against family members. I would never do such a thing and exopse myself to some risk in delivering those so put upon, from their opressors. LEVITICUS 19:29 In the future, some modest income might be possible in the commodities sector, hoveveer I do not feel that it is my place to benefit from this, at present, and supply all goods and services at cost. (since cost price is inversely proportional to quantities supplied, market growth is exponential)

This man wants to come among us

3.. Rothstein charges 47% APR and is clearly using a different business plan, possibly akin to this one?
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I will be unable to discuss any further details concerning this due to client confidentiality.
Sincerely,
ML

[David Rothstein]

Re: Business Application Update

The question before the citizens of Freehold is this: What is the proper way for families to respond when they face a financial crisis? The proper thing for them to do, as I mentioned earlier, is to pray. They need to ask Jesus for guidence. This is the only proper path out of their financial problems.

It would seem that you have answered your own question. But beyond this, I have no idea as Jewish people never face a "financial crisis". I do wish you luck in your attempt to escape poverty.

Having provided you with the correct answer, I will ask the question in a different way, why do you feel it is better to sell their treasured possessions to you at a reduced price, or put them up as collateral and be charged interest rates the Bible call usery, than it is to fall on their knees and pray to Jesus for help?

Maybe because your church is not as forthcoming in benevolence as it should be with its wealth? Jews do take care of each other. I have many Christian clients who turned to me in desperation when their clergy shunned them.

My hope is that you will answer the question directly and not ramble on about unrelated issues.

I have. Do I have your support or not?

Shalom

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Business Application Update

Mrs. Dewitt--Thank you for a wife's perspective. Your City Hall is always interested in the homemaker's view of things.

I am not closed to the possibiltiy of a Gloria Jeans franchise. Starbucks was chosen because that corporation has both a Mayor's Hospitality Program and Pastor's Hospitality Program. Those programs allow us free coffee and pastries when we are hosting our local citizens. They could be called "Community Builder" programs.

If Gloria Jeans has a program like that which really builds that important sense of community, certainly, I would take a look at it.

Mayor,

I was of the impression that James made it clear that I AM the one running DFAC, so I do have more than just a mere "homemaker's" interest in this.
Gloria Jean's coffee houses ALWAYS offer a "slice of Jesus on the side" with every cup served, which I think is of the utmost importance. Of course too it goes without saying that they have Hospitality Programs for the Church Elders and also those in a position such as yours; not just freebie "standard" size cups either! You would be getting the El Grande size with jumbo pastry of choice! Gloria Jeans tend to look after their own. Actually I am concerned that Starbucks was even contemplated in the first place, considering their liebral attitude and from what I have heard, they are usually owned by joos!

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Business Application Update

Mayor,

If I may say something. Not that it is any of the noodle-nazi's business, but I have been checking into something similar regarding a coffee establishment.
Gloria Jeans Coffee would be my personal choice as I KNOW from experience dealing with them in Australia, they are Good God-fearing folk; so much so, they even put money into Christian programs and are excited at the prospect of being part of Freehold. They too would refuse to advertise ANY "free-thinking" slogans on their cups!

Gosh, I have so much more to add, but I do have a deadline for something I have been working on for the Creation Science team.

I will be back shortly to discuss this more.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

Mrs. Dewitt--Thank you for a wife's perspective. Your City Hall is always interested in the homemaker's view of things.

I am not closed to the possibiltiy of a Gloria Jeans franchise. Starbucks was chosen because that corporation has both a Mayor's Hospitality Program and Pastor's Hospitality Program. Those programs allow us free coffee and pastries when we are hosting our local citizens. They could be called "Community Builder" programs.

If Gloria Jeans has a program like that which really builds that important sense of community, certainly, I would take a look at it.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Business Application Update

There will be no neon signs in the windows and we plan to have full time security to keep the undesirables off our premises. As I am sure you understand the risk, only one Negro (schvartze) will be permitted in the store at any given time.

In this economy, we intend to provide a valuable service to your community and add to your tax roll. Items purchased at a fair price and re-sold for a fair profit. Loans are interest free to Jews and at 1% less than the highest available credit card APR to Gentiles. I believe in treating my fellow man with dignity and respect.

Get out the Vote and pass Measure C in November.

Shalom

Thank you, Mr. Rothstein for the reply. While I compliment you on your attempt to address the only important question involved, you were quite unsuccessful.

The question before the citizens of Freehold is this: What is the proper way for families to respond when they face a financial crisis? I was hoping you would answer the question correctly. I even provided you with the correct answer previously. Instead, your answer is that our own Christian families should go to your loan sharking business and hand over their treasured family possessions.

The proper thing for them to do, as I mentioned earlier, is to pray. They need to ask Jesus for guidence. This is the only proper path out of their financial problems.

Having provided you with the correct answer, I will ask the question in a different way, why do you feel it is better to sell their treasured possessions to you at a reduced price, or put them up as collateral and be charged interest rates the Bible call usery, than it is to fall on their knees and pray to Jesus for help?

My hope is that you will answer the question directly and not ramble on about unrelated issues.

Thank you.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Business Application Update

Before agreeing to put a Starbucks in our City, I reached an agreement with that company that it would include cups with Bible versus printed on them. However, I could not get a promise that only Bible quotes would be displayed in Freehold, just that some of these cups would rotate through along with others.

Since you brought it up, I will reveal that I have made plans to remove the cups with secular messages.

Mayor,

If I may say something. Not that it is any of the noodle-nazi's business, but I have been checking into something similar regarding a coffee establishment.
Gloria Jeans Coffee would be my personal choice as I KNOW from experience dealing with them in Australia, they are Good God-fearing folk; so much so, they even put money into Christian programs and are excited at the prospect of being part of Freehold. They too would refuse to advertise ANY "free-thinking" slogans on their cups!

Gosh, I have so much more to add, but I do have a deadline for something I have been working on for the Creation Science team.

I will be back shortly to discuss this more.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[David Rothstein]

Re: Business Application Update

Mayor Hold, are you perhaps Native American? I only ask because of your proclivity to agree to a deal and then change your mind.

I was of the understanding that we both agreed to not discuss our arrangement in public, but since you are clearly backing out of the terms of our private contract, I am more than willing to address your egregious behavior, as well as the concerns of the community. However, if these shenanigans continue, I will seek alternatives to establishing my business in Freehold and will ask that you return the Rolex Daytona that you were so impressed with. Of course, I will also cancel the order for the BMW M6 convertible that was to be delivered to your residence upon approval of Measure C.

First, I hold sole title to the property in question. Your community’s intolerance for video games drove the previous owners into bankruptcy and the property was more than 5 years in arrears for unpaid property taxes. I was the sole bidder on the courthouse steps and can produce the deed as proof. Perhaps your county clerk/recorder is as incompetent as the city Building and Planning Department, but this is not my concern. If for some reason I fail at opening the doors of Freehold Pawn and Loan, I may potentially sell the property to the Dewitt Corporation or other buyers, for a reasonable profit of course. But without question, the property now belongs to Rothstein and Associates, LLC.

A Christian Book and Gift store may be a viable business model in some communities, but certainly not in Freehold. Need I cite the thousands of posts here declaring that the only book a Christian needs is the King James Bible? And that everything else is heresy? And what would Jesus think of Christians selling trinkets and baubles with His name on them for a profit? While one could potentially profit from such a business in other cities, such an endeavor is doomed to fail in Freehold.

While I agree that many pawnshops deserve the negative connotations associated with the word, I propose no such seedy business. As we discussed, Freehold Pawn and Loan (and I am willing to work on the name if the community finds it offensive) will not be a place to hock a bicycle or fishing rod for $2. We focus on items of value that tend to appreciate. Furs, Stradivarius violins, rare coins, British sporting rifles, Henry VIII antiques, etc. There will be no neon signs in the windows and we plan to have full time security to keep the undesirables off our premises. As I am sure you understand the risk, only one Negro (schvartze) will be permitted in the store at any given time.

In this economy, we intend to provide a valuable service to your community and add to your tax roll. Items purchased at a fair price and re-sold for a fair profit. Loans are interest free to Jews and at 1% less than the highest available credit card APR to Gentiles. I believe in treating my fellow man with dignity and respect.

Get out the Vote and pass Measure C in November.

Shalom

[James Dewitt]

Re: Business Application Update

=Rev. M. Rodimer;599822]

If Helen weren't already on her way to Freehold (she's driving in her station wagon with everything that remained after the horrible fire that left her with only a couple hundred thousand in insurance money after a certain "independent businessman" singlehandedly bankrupted her), I'd tell her about this and show her the drawing you posted. She'd be so excited, since she'll be Phebe's new personal assistant! And like me, she'll be proud of you for siting this wonderful new development right at the edge of Jenkem Flats.

Phebe and I are waiting for Helen to arrive some time tomorrow after noon. Until the new office is built, she will stay with us and work under Phebe. The land in question at 1157 Park st. is in downtown Freehold. It is not the same parcel of land on the edge of Jenkins flats, and adjacent to the Freehold trailer park. Brother J. Hutchins and myself are putting a different business there. Its a little more suitable for those who live on the other side of the tracks. It will be a payday / car title loan office. Brother Hutchins and I feel that it will well suit the less affluent population of Freehold.

Brother James, why couldn't a pawn shop be located on the ground floor of your building? It could have a discreet entrance (as designed by your architect) facing into the Jenkem Flats neighborhood -- its source of customers -- and strictly controlled signage and window displays. Maybe a painting of a man trapped in the prison of debt because he ignores God? Or how about Hasidic vampires sucking the blood from a Christian?

Perhaps this shop could be connected via a secret hallway to a charming, high-end antiques, consignment, and local Christian folk art shop facing the main boulevard! Mr. Rothstein could enter into a partnership with a local businessman to make such a venture a great success and a benefit to your development.

It is not really a good idea to mix a pawn shop with a Christian foundation such as DFAC. I am sure that Mr Rothstein can find a more suitable location a bit closer to Des Moines. The thought of a Christian Charity, a Christian Book store and a Jooish pawn shop in one location is less than desirable for all parties concerned.

Mayor Hold, wouldn't it be possible to add a special tax on short-term loans which use personal property as collateral, then direct those funds to a worthwhile cause like the Jenkem Flats Improvement District . . . of which Brother James's new building will be a part?

A special tax incentive fund(TIF) has not been discussed as of yet. But is a possibility. The Dewitt Foundation for the Advancement of Christianity will not need to borrow any funds to purchase all the land required and erect the building. As to the subject of real estate taxes it is a possibility that we might ask for said TIF district reductions. YIC James Dewitt.