[HTannor]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

What a great event - and profitable, as well.

My two Whack-a-Darkie machines generated nearly $200, but there was some damage. A witness told me that some guy was banging his wife's head into one of them. Oddly, the witness also told me the woman was smiling throughout the whole thing.

After deducting for damages, I'll be sending you a check for half of what's left.

[GRUMPY]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

Don't they bite people?

Indeed they do sister Jessica. They swing trees as well. When I was PNG spreading the Lord's word I saw where the tail came off.

My faith is strong.

[godismighty]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

The times we have negroids on display here in Finland we keep them caged and always have a police officer with a shotgun nearby. THEY ARE DANGEROUS!

may the LORD protect you all from the diseases it carries!

[SUV]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

Can he tapdance? Ooh! Ooh! Will he tapdance?

[*sigh*Fundomentalist]

What has happened to our world?

Why do people like you exist? This is terrible caging up a person for viewing! Not only are your beliefs against the law they're are immoral and not biblically supported yes it says that slaves should obey their masters but nothing about who are the slaves. That is decided by law not by religion and it is not right! You will all burn one day unless you see the light I pray for you.

[*sigh*Fundomentalist]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

What you all are crazy! I never said loving God was illegal RACISM IS ILLEGAL

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

What you all are crazy! I never said loving God was illegal RACISM IS ILLEGAL

I have read my Bible several times, but I must have missed this. Where exactly does the Bible say racism is illegal?

[RevDrJack]

Re: What has happened to our world?

Why do people like you exist? This is terrible caging up a person for viewing! Not only are your beliefs against the law they're are immoral and not biblically supported yes it says that slaves should obey their masters but nothing about who are the slaves. That is decided by law not by religion and it is not right! You will all burn one day unless you see the light I pray for you.

Why are you spreading such hateful lies about Reverend Jim? It's people like you that give True Christians a bad name with all your trash talk. Rev. Osborn clearly stated his chauffeur would not be caged or even chained, on account of being well trained.

"No, he's not shackled or chained, but don't worry. He's well-trained. I've had him in my employ for over 10 years and he's a lifelong Christian. And by lifelong Christian he knows his place according to the Bible and he will not dare question his white master's authority. So really, there's nothing to worry about. "

It is well known here at Landover that unsaved trash are hateful persons, but I still shake my head everytime I see it happen.

You really should read the Holy Bible and keep your lies to yourself and your unsaved trash friends.

YIC

[MisterM]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

Mrs, Hutchins certainly enjoyed having Ernie driver her around the block though 45 minutes to go barely a mile, made me wonder how you are able to get anywhere. He could not be going fast although Mrs. Hutchins hair was all windblown. Must of been the A/C in the car. She was looking rather flushed when she got out. But both Ernie and my wife had a good time as they were both giggling.

I hate to break to you but I think they fooled you. Don't think they spent 45 minutes Ernie driving a car. Let's be honest, they spent too long there, they both were giggling like sharing a secret and you wife looked windbown. I don't think Ernie was in the front seat the 45 minutes, if you get my meaning. I think Mrs. Hutchins got drive of her life...because SHE was driving the car with open window.

YiC, Miikkael

[HTannor]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

I hate to break to you but I think they fooled you. Don't think they spent 45 minutes Ernie driving a car. Let's be honest, they spent too long there, they both were giggling like sharing a secret and you wife looked windbown. I don't think Ernie was in the front seat the 45 minutes, if you get my meaning. I think Mrs. Hutchins got drive of her life...because SHE was driving the car with open window.

YiC, Miikkael

Private message to MisterM.

I really hate that you posted this, MisterM.

Brother James is a highly astute True Christian™ and arrived at his own conclusions.

No matter what you (and I) happened to believe, I wished to avoid offering any particular opinion out of respect for the Good Brother.

Should, in retrospect, he come to his senses and face the obvious, I'm sure he will have his own unique solution to the problem.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

What you all are crazy! I never said loving God was illegal RACISM IS ILLEGAL

Were you there? Did you see Ernie with your own two *sigh* eyes? If not then I don't think you have the right to go about hypothesizing and making false accusations that are detrimental to the outstanding reputations that all TrueChristians™ have worked so hard to earn.

When you point fingers at others you are also giving Satan a thumbs up.

This is you: ---

[James Hutchins]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

I hate to break to you but I think they fooled you. Don't think they spent 45 minutes Ernie driving a car. Let's be honest, they spent too long there, they both were giggling like sharing a secret and you wife looked windbown. I don't think Ernie was in the front seat the 45 minutes, if you get my meaning. I think Mrs. Hutchins got drive of her life...because SHE was driving the car with open window.

YiC, Miikkael

I am not concerned. Mts. Hutchins does not know how to drive a car.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

Reverend Jim,

I think it's great that you did this. I'm sure that kids found it fun and educational. They might have seen Negroes on those National Geographic documentaries about Africa, or crime reports on Fox News, but seeing a real live one up close really drives home the point that they need to vote Republican (to protect their second amendment rights).

I'd also like to give you a bit of advice, if I may. I realize that your Negro is well-trained, and since you have a concealed carry permit, you could have shot him if he stepped out of line. Nevertheless, in my many years of working with the lower class (ie Mexican tomato pickers, Chink factory workers, laborers at our privatized prisons), I've found that they can be unpredictable. Fortunately, my company makes a device that provides a highly effective solution.


Better than a taser

Though shock collars have been around for awhile, the technology has steadily improved over the years. The latest models include WiFi, so you can even send shocks over the Internet - very useful when I'm playing golf in Hawaii but want to discipline an uppity factory worker in Shanghai.

Also note that the voltage is adjustable. For controlling pets and children, 50 volts is usually sufficient. Husbands who need to keep the little woman in line probably ought to set the dial around 100. However, for a full-grown Negro buck, you might need to go as high as 200 volts. I know you might be tempted to go higher just to see what kind of reaction you get (hey, it's fun!), but our experiments conducted on prisoners at Guantanamo proved that once you go over 400 volts, it gets...well, rather messy.

With 4th of July just around the corner, we're planning to roll out a patriotic red, white and blue model that plays the Star Spangled Banner when you hit the ZAP! button (the music tends to drown out the unpleasant screams). True Christians can download MP3s of popular church hymns from our online music store, or read the King James eBible while administering Christ's love.


The iShock:
send text messages, read eBibles

[SUV]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

Rev. Jim, unfortunately, I must opt out of this.

I have heard there was a neegroe named Billie Holliday that was some sort of "Strange Fruit" and of course I am Terrified of them all now.

PS Any Leftover Hamhocks and Watermelons and such, please do drop them by later

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Fun for Kids! Meet a REAL-LIFE NEGRO! SAT 6/11 @ 2 pm.

Are you going to do this again?

I'm sure we've all learned from the mistakes of last time.

Last time some people confused it with a petting zoo. Things got awkward.