[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

I think that the local laws in Freehold will allow me to vote for ya Sherrif Don.

The Ol' Poppin' a Tent Revival with Rev. Edward Clement Ministry, still has a few P.O Boxes in Freehold, Glory! I will fly in, from our Tent Revival in Alabama in November, to make sure that I cast my vote!

[WWJDnow]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

Matter of fact it's been going on every year since your first election date...

Pastor Ezekiel leaves with 5 thousand dollars, you leave puking up a bunch of spooge into a napkin. We may be stupid; but we ain't dumb Richards. We'll figure out what's going on.

Isn't it obvious? Pastor Ezekiel annoints the good sheriff as part of the inauguration ceremony. Because the Power of the Lord is so strong in the good Pastor, and because of Officer Don's deep humility, Officer Don is so overcome by the Spirit that he seizes up and vomits. Finally, God sends money to Pastor Ezekiel to repay the good Pastor three times for the financial leaps of faith that Pastor Ezekiel made in the previous year. It's like an early Christmas bonus for our hard working clergy.

This is all proof that Pastor Ezekiel and Officer Don stand in good with the Lord. Of course, since we have faith, we don't need proof.

[James Hutchins]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

All of the write in petitions for geting on the ballot the Freehold Sheriff Election have arrived at the Hutchins plantation. Being all the beaners, nigras and other ethnic people who work here really cannot read or write, my family will be helping them. We will fill out the petitions to support Ofc. Richards just as they all want.

We are 110% behind you Sheriff!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

As he is not in office at the moment, he would be poor candidate to be re-elected. In any case I may have been unclear, but I meant officer Don there.

That's a relief!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

Than Alfred King?!

As he is not in office at the moment, he would be poor candidate to be re-elected. In any case I may have been unclear, but I meant officer Don there.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

I can't think anyone more suitable for being re-elected as a sheriff this year.

Than Alfred King?!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

I can't think anyone more suitable for being re-elected as a sheriff this year.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

Anyone running against you this year Ofc. Don? I haven't heard an rumors yet, but then it's still early and the liberal is crafty as a chinaman.

That Alfred King has been lurking about the forum lately.

I seem to recall him having a big chip on his shoulder over being arrested three or four times during the run-up to the Mayoral election, usually right before the debates.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

You've got my vote!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

When elected Sheriff of Freehold a few years ago, Ofc. Don W. Richards threw a grenade of justice into the criminal underworld and it exploded in a fireball of justice for all.

Now, the criminals are threatening to show their ugly faces once more, and only you can make sure they don't succeed by RE-ELECTING OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF IN NOVEMBER 2012!

Only Ofc. Don W. Richards has the experience, bravery, and intelligence to protect your families, property, and Christian values from those who would destroy them. VOTE RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

You won't be tied up and forced to watch your children be raped, beaten and eaten by homosexual atheists if you will simply vote to RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

Paid for by the Freehold Sheriff's Department and Landover Baptist Church Political Fund

I approve of this message.

[Deaner]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

Oh for Christ's sake Richards. You've been the only cop for the last 15-16 years in this town.

Ever since you and Pastor Ezekiel were seen leaving the public washroom with Ezekiel stuffing 5G's down his sock.

Matter of fact it's been going on every year since your first election date...

Pastor Ezekiel leaves with 5 thousand dollars, you leave puking up a bunch of spooge into a napkin. We may be stupid; but we ain't dumb Richards. We'll figure out what's going on.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

Freehold is lucky to have you. Here in Topeka it's like all we got is a bunch of officer Barbradys.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

Anyone running against you this year Ofc. Don? I haven't heard an rumors yet, but then it's still early and the liberal is crafty as a chinaman.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

Not a resident of Freehold so I can't vote there, but I did wire some money to Pastor Zeke to be used for your campaign (he said it was easier that way).

YiC,

Zech

[James Hutchins]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

Officer Don, I will do everything in my power to maxime the number of votes that appear ties to your name. You are a shining beacon in the land of filth and turmoil.