[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

But since Ofc. Don W. Richards arrested him, he was clearly guilty of something.

Probably stealing gift cards from the mail or keeping all those slutty Victorias Secret flyers all to himself... when he should have burned that filth instead!! Ofc. Richards knows what he's doing and has our utmost confidence!!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Brother, he'd just gone to Hawaii on vacation, he only had some freckles!

Hm, that might explain why he looked so familiar. But since Ofc. Don W. Richards arrested him, he was clearly guilty of something.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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He is very tough on minorities! Just last week when I called him because our new mailman was too dark for my comfort, he immediately arrested the mailman for stalking all people in my neighborhood! Now we no longer get any mail, but I feel a lot safer!

You had Whitey Jones arrested?

Brother, he'd just gone to Hawaii on vacation, he only had some freckles!

[Cranky Old Man]

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well, so long as he's tough on minorities, he's got my vote, Praise God! YIC

He is very tough on minorities! Just last week when I called him because our new mailman was too dark for my comfort, he immediately arrested the mailman for stalking all people in my neighborhood! Now we no longer get any mail, but I feel a lot safer!

[Humongous]

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well, so long as he's tough on minorities, he's got my vote, Praise God!

YIC

[WWJDnow]

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It's just with all these darkies and penis hoppers hanging around I tend to get a little nervous. Never mind the beaners sticking their head around your bathroom window.

Sounds like one of our good Pastors is adding another wing to his mansion. GLORY!

[Nathan B. Forrest]

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That nigra boy Alfred King was skulking around here earlier, Ofc. Don.

Don't you need him in for questioning? Didn't I hear about pies being stolen or something?

Hold on there.....we don't need these kinds of 'people' and things going on around here... Ofc Don, are you on this???!!! I hope so: remember, election time is coming up

[Deaner]

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I would also be willing to look the other way on your broken tail light if you, too, will prove your love of God and Country with a humble donation.

Err, umm... that would be mighty Godly of you Officer Don; not that I would ever drive around with a broken light, speeding, or what looks like a black body in chains being drug behind my truck.

The spiritual evidence of Christ railroads through me with every conversation we have My Brother.

Hallelujah, praise Jesus: you are one of us Officer Richards. Count on me for anything.

(Click, click... ka-boom!).

You feeling me 'bro?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A Godly man like Pastor Ezekiel has nothing to hide from the Law. My deputies and I are all very grateful for his selfless donations to my campaign.

I would also be willing to look the other way on your broken tail light if you, too, will prove your love of God and Country with a humble donation.

That nigra boy Alfred King was skulking around here earlier, Ofc. Don.

Don't you need him in for questioning? Didn't I hear about pies being stolen or something?

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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Just don't you EVER find our God loving & saintful Pastor Exekiel in any kind of compromising position or a position worthy of gossip.

A Godly man like Pastor Ezekiel has nothing to hide from the Law. My deputies and I are all very grateful for his selfless donations to my campaign.

I would also be willing to look the other way on your broken tail light if you, too, will prove your love of God and Country with a humble donation.

[Deaner]

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Isn't it obvious? Pastor Ezekiel annoints the good sheriff as part of the inauguration ceremony. Because the Power of the Lord is so strong in the good Pastor, and because of Officer Don's deep humility, Officer Don is so overcome by the Spirit that he seizes up and vomits. Finally, God sends money to Pastor Ezekiel to repay the good Pastor three times for the financial leaps of faith that Pastor Ezekiel made in the previous year. It's like an early Christmas bonus for our hard working clergy.

This is all proof that Pastor Ezekiel and Officer Don stand in good with the Lord. Of course, since we have faith, we don't need proof.

You could be right you know. I apologize Officer Richards. I am usually a very non-bigoted, fair minded person... one of the fairest in Freehold.

It's just with all these darkies and penis hoppers hanging around I tend to get a little nervous. Never mind the beaners sticking their head around your bathroom window.

But however, until I am proven otherwise I will stand beside you.

Just don't you EVER find our God loving & saintful Pastor Exekiel in any kind of compromising position or a position worthy of gossip. I'll feed you to the pigs.

Good luck Officer Richards; you have my support.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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We ran the boy out of town on a rail a few weeks ago. Thanks to brother BJ and his boys in security.

He probably enjoyed it!

Did you tar and feather him, too?

[Nathan B. Forrest]

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You're damned right he does.

AMEN Pastor, preach it!! He's got my votes

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Where Sheriff Richards really shines is in reducing homerism in our area.

When he came into office, there were nancy bars in the rural areas--gone.

Get ready for another term, Sheriff. You're gonna be re-elected.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You've got my vote!

You're damned right he does.

That Alfred King has been lurking about the forum lately.

We ran the boy out of town on a rail a few weeks ago. Thanks to brother BJ and his boys in security.