[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is SausageFest '12 on?

Hey, I'll be flying out for SausageFest this year!

My deacon said that God has called me to service this year, so, instead of cooking, I'll be buying supplies this year. Please let me know if you want to put your sausages in my buns.

I'm going bareback this year, brother. I want nothing to distract me from the sausages I'm planning on devouring.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm going bareback this year, brother. I want nothing to distract me from the sausages I'm planning on devouring.

I hope you'll pace yourself this time, Zeke. I seem to recall you working on two or three at a time last year. I swear, if you'd had another hole available, you'd have stuffed it full!

And no, I haven't forgotten 2010. Let's not go there . . . we agreed, remember?

[Faith_Machine]

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I plan to sweet talk the owner of San Francisco's Batter Up into selling me a big vat of his famous batter so I can serve up the kind of thick sausage corn dogs he's known for:





I'm not sure if he'd be prepared to provide me with a huge "big daddy" quantity of his batter, though. Maybe I'd have to just settle for a little "baby" batter.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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I plan to sweet talk the owner of San Francisco's Batter Up into selling me a big vat of his famous batter so I can serve up the kind of thick sausage corn dogs he's known for:





I'm not sure if he'd be prepared to provide me with a huge "big daddy" quantity of his batter, though. Maybe I'd have to just settle for a little "baby" batter.

I suppose this the only non-anal-raping company from San Fransisco then. Luckily you are a True Christian and find beacons of Christianity in such a depraved place.

[Faith_Machine]

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I suppose this the only non-anal-raping company from San Fransisco then. Luckily you are a True Christian and find beacons of Christianity in such a depraved place.

Brother, you flatter me! I am merely an Honorary True Christian™. I honestly haven't enquired as to whether any anal rape goes on at Batter Up, but it's a really small operation with only a few employees, and they don't look like queers or convicts to me.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Brother, you flatter me! I am merely an Honorary True Christian™. I honestly haven't enquired as to whether any anal rape goes on at Batter Up, but it's a really small operation with only a few employees, and they don't look like queers or convicts to me.

And you honor me with naming me Brother. Sorry I haven't used your full title. Well, I suppose an atheist wouldn't bother to create the perfect batter to put your delicious sausages in and that you'll be safe. Well you are Saved already, that is the most important.
If you don't get it delivered, you might take precautions:

[Faith_Machine]

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I got an e-mail back from the owner. He says he can squirt as much batter as I want into the receptacle of my choice. I'm thinking I want at least a ten gallon drum.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I got an e-mail back from the owner. He says he can squirt as much batter as I want into the receptacle of my choice. I'm thinking I want at least a ten gallon drum.

Don't go overboard. While some of the ladies might be interested in your little weiners, this is SausageFest, not CornCon.

That's in September, remember? Your batter probably won't keep that long.

(For the uninitiated, CornCon is a laste September festival where folks in Freehold celebrate the corn harvest. Corndogs, corn on the cob, kettle corn, and games of Cornhole are all part of the fun.)

[Didymus Much]

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...(For the uninitiated, CornCon is a laste September festival where folks in Freehold celebrate the corn harvest. Corndogs, corn on the cob, kettle corn, and games of Cornhole are all part of the fun.)

Will you be blogging about this event as Chief Cornographer again, Rev?

[Cranky Old Man]

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As each year I will shoot plenty of rabbits and my wife will make her famous bunnies on a stick:

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Will you be blogging about this event as Chief Cornographer again, Rev?

But of course! It's a shame you can't come; I hear you're an avid Cornholer yourself.

But you'd probably hate Landover's cornhole boards:

As each year I will shoot plenty of rabbits and my wife will make her famous bunnies on a stick:

What a wonderful use of corn, Brother! What will you be bringing to SausageFest?

[JustGotSaved]

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But it's so delicious! And why else would God give us sausages, if not to enjoy?

You'll get your chance early in the evening, Sister.

Amen! It's amazing how the Lord created all these wonderful things like sausages, and I don't know, bananas! to fit right in our hands ! So many uses for our hands! I must admit that to wrap my hands around all your sausages would be a dream come true. I just wish I could come more often, to freehold.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I must admit that to wrap my hands around all your sausages would be a dream come true.

Just wait until you wrap your MOUTH around my sausage!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Just wait until you wrap your MOUTH around my sausage!

Caution, Brother JGS. I'm told Brother Billy Bob's sausage burns twice, if you know what I mean . . .

[Faith_Machine]

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Sweet, I got a wholesale deal on a case of these!