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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1

    Angel Concert Coming to Freehold Soon!

    I'm close to booking these folks. Listen carefully!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12476
      #2
      Re: Angel Concert Coming to Freehold Soon!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I'm close to booking these folks. Listen carefully!
      Thank you for posting that, Pastor Zeke.

      I was so pleased to hear in the narrative experts had detected the sound of a "bass guitar".

      The theological piece I took from that is there is electricity in heaven. You have always preached heaven has these wonderful things and now there is proof of electricity.

      What a wonderful message to receive during the Christmas season.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22356
          #3
          Re: Angel Concert Coming to Freehold Soon!

          Unfortunately I smashed my speakers when I accidentally clicked on an Obama speech a few weeks ago, so I have not been able to listen to this. But I am certain this concert will be a delight to my ears.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Matthew Hopkins
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2012
              • 808
              #4
              Re: Angel Concert Coming to Freehold Soon!

              I just knew that's the sort of music that heavenly choirs sing! None of that baroque, Lutheran trash like J.S. Barf.

              When I am finally taken to Glory, that's just the sort of inspirational harmony that I would want to hear, wailing me to His throne.

              Put me down for 13 tickets, Pastor Zeke, I feel my messican chamber maids might benefit from this heavenly music. Would any Freehold resident be prepared to house my staff for that weekend? Only pastors or married True Christians(tm) need apply.

              YBIC

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12476
                  #5
                  Re: Angel Concert Coming to Freehold Soon!

                  It just occurred to me that the reason atheists don't hear this music is because they are all tone deaf.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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