[see_the_light]

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This is not two centuries ago. I didn't come with a dowry, that's an antiquated notion that's no longer necessary.

Heathen, no dowry... how did you ever find a husband that would take you?

The LORD OUR SAVIOUR must have plans for you to let you have it so easy....

Maybe there are special circunstances? A bit retarded? On drugs without knowing? Did you fall on your head when you were little?

REPENT AND PRAY TO OUR SAVIOUR !

[Brother Temperance]

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That isn't true. Marriage is meant to be a partnership, not an owner/slave relationship. (Unless the two people involved are into BDSM, but let's not go there.)

The fact is, a woman's chest belongs to her, and no one else. So there.

Woman! In the eyes of The Lord, women are men's servants!
Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Notice how coveting thy neighbour's husband isn't mentioned, that's because husbands, unlike wives, aren't property!

1 Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

[OnYourKnees]

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I didn't come with a dowry, So there.

Did you at least come with interchangeable heads? I imagine your husband might tire of this one and its incessant yap-yap-yappering, if you treat him in any way as you do us!

I bet he wishes he could pop on a nice, sweet, blonde teenage cheerleader Christian head now and again, and have a hot meal waiting for him, followed by a back rub, and maybe something really decadent, like . . . a hot fudge sundae or some cherry pie . . .

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Did you at least come with interchangeable heads? I imagine your husband might tire of this one and its incessant yap-yap-yappering, if you treat him in any way as you do us!

Sorry, this is reality, not 'the Stepford wives'. Sheesh.

I bet he wishes he could pop on a nice, sweet, blonde teenage cheerleader Christian head now and again, and have a hot meal waiting for him, followed by a back rub, and maybe something really decadent, like . . . a hot fudge sundae or some cherry pie . . .

Ooooooh he'd better not, if he knows what's good for him......

Woman! In the eyes of The Lord, women are men's servants!
Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Notice how coveting thy neighbour's husband isn't mentioned, that's because husbands, unlike wives, aren't property!

1 Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

That's the bible. I don't follow the bible. You've just proven yet again how sexist the bible really is.
I don't need some book to think for me, I can do it just fine myself.

[Brother Love]

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That's the bible. I don't follow the bible. You've just proven yet again how sexist the bible really is.
I don't need some book to think for me, I can do it just fine myself.

Yeah well SISTER you is THINKIN' yourself RIGHT INTO HELL !!

[see_the_light]

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Yeah well SISTER you is THINKIN' yourself RIGHT INTO HELL !!

The poor misled child has taken to thinking she can think...

We must help her SEE THE TRUTH OF OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST!