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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #1

    Freehold to Start Literacy Test For Voter Registration

    Mayor Johnny and I have consulted, and he has agreed to abide by my direction to start using the same voter registration literacy test that Louisiana once used, back when they obeyed God. They are reprinted below in original form, but don't think for a minute that Freehold's Voter Registrar Office won't be mixing up the order. We aren't about to let any cheaters try and memorize the questions.




    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12587
      #2
      Re: Freehold to Start Literacy Test For Voter Registration

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Mayor Johnny and I have consulted, and he has agreed to abide by my direction to start using the same voter registration literacy test that Louisiana once used, back when they obeyed God. They are reprinted below in original form, but don't think for a minute that Freehold's Voter Registrar Office won't be mixing up the order. We aren't about to let any cheaters try and memorize the questions.
      Excellent civic work, Pastor Zeke. How can anyone complain about kicking people who can't read out of the polls.

      If we had done this a couple of years ago, we would have John McCain as President.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453
          #3
          Re: Freehold to Start Literacy Test For Voter Registration

          Certainly simple enough.

          It will keep the illegals that cannot write or speak American from voting and trying to claim benefits as well as retards from skewing the True Choices of real True Christian Americans(tm).
          If I may proffer a suggestion, I'd like to see some scripture related questions to ensure the person is actually a Baptist and not some poser atheist or false Christian. Those people are sometimes as devious as the nigras are.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063
              #4
              Re: Freehold to Start Literacy Test For Voter Registration

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Certainly simple enough.

              It will keep the illegals that cannot write or speak American from voting and trying to claim benefits as well as retards from skewing the True Choices of real True Christian Americans™.
              If I may proffer a suggestion, I'd like to see some scripture related questions to ensure the person is actually a Baptist and not some poser atheist or false Christian. Those people are sometimes as devious as the nigras are.
              This is EXACTLY the kind of thing we DON'T NEED to grow lax about. The difficulty with this kind of test is that we need to IGNORE the effects of people who FAIL to follow it's simple instructions as voters, today I expect.

              If we don't not do this how can we tell when to not remove these idiots from the voting roll to not let them opt out of enfranchisement by inferred choice by the rejection of PUBLICALLY FUNDED body educational?

              It's like if I gave a dollar to a bum and he spat in my eyes and face. I hate it and it stinks.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3322
                  #5
                  Re: Freehold to Start Literacy Test For Voter Registration

                  If they would simply ban Democrats from voting like they do the gays then America would improve instantly.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22368
                      #6
                      Re: Freehold to Start Literacy Test For Voter Registration

                      I think a Bible knowledge exam would also be a good way to get rid of the America hating Obama voters. Also voters should have a stock portfolio with at least $100,000 in tobacco, firearms and pray the gay away institutions.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Dr Laurence Niles
                          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                           
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 9063
                          #7
                          Re: Freehold to Start Literacy Test For Voter Registration

                          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                          If they would simply ban Democrats from voting like they do the gays then America would improve instantly.
                          I know, right? Is Jesus a democracy?

                          No; of course not. Yet Christianity works flawlessly.

                          Answer me that, Obama!

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Johny Joe Hold
                              Mayor of Freehold
                               
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 12587
                              #8
                              Re: Freehold to Start Literacy Test For Voter Registration

                              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                              If they would simply ban Democrats from voting like they do the gays then America would improve instantly.

                              We need a conserted effort to improve the quality of voters who show up on election day. Whatever we can do to make poor quality voters banned will improve out country.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                                • Mary Etheldreda
                                  Gushing for Jesus
                                   
                                  • Sep 2011
                                  • 23775
                                  #9
                                  Re: Freehold to Start Literacy Test For Voter Registration

                                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                  We need a conserted effort to improve the quality of voters who show up on election day. Whatever we can do to make poor quality voters banned will improve out country.
                                  We could invite people to vote on different days, according to how trustworthy they are. That's what they did in Maricopa County, Arizona last year.
                                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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