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Proper ways to display your street address:
Dear Friends and Brothers,
Recent trips throughout the neighborhood have revealed an inconsistency in the approved format for painting street numbers.
As per local municipal codes:
Here is an example of an acceptable street address display. It is clean and easy for emergency responders to read:
Here is a model example of how your street address should read. PAY THE 10 EXTRA DOLLARS FOR THE FLAG, DUMMY!
This, however, does not conform to the municipal code. The beaners at this address will be contacted and will be required to have their address repainted.
When you get your notice this year to have your street address repainted, be sure to pay the 10$ extra for the flag!! OK??
Recent trips throughout the neighborhood have revealed an inconsistency in the approved format for painting street numbers.
As per local municipal codes:
- 11.04.0203,Numbers must be visible from street. All numbers must be so placed that they are easily discernible from the public street or highway on which the house or structure which they number fronts or has entrance. (Ord. 242, Sec.2; March 13, 1830.)
- 11.04.038 Numbering system--Odd and even numbers--Where commenced. The numbering shall commence at points on the respective public streets or highways, as designated by resolution hereafter duly passed and adopted by the City Council, with odd numbers assigned to the left side of the street and even numbers assigned to the right side. Unless otherwise authorized and directed by such resolution of the City Council, the numbers 1 and 2, respectively will be used at the point of commencement of the respective sides of the street and a consecutive odd or even number, respectively, will be assigned to each 25 feet or major portion thereof, as above set forth in Section 11.04.017. (Ord. 255, Sec.3; March 13, 1830.)
- 11.04.038 Street addresses shall be painted in black on a white reflective background ONLY. An American flag ONLY is permitted to be painted alongside the street address.
Here is a model example of how your street address should read. PAY THE 10 EXTRA DOLLARS FOR THE FLAG, DUMMY!
This, however, does not conform to the municipal code. The beaners at this address will be contacted and will be required to have their address repainted.
When you get your notice this year to have your street address repainted, be sure to pay the 10$ extra for the flag!! OK??
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) anything goes. Around Freehold, something like that would get you a one-way trip to GITMO. 
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