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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #31
    Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

    Originally posted by bondjames View Post
    I personally think duct-tape is to close a phily womans mouth when not obeying her husband. Also for fixing the showerhead to the wall to prevent its being used for inproper egoistic selfenjoy
    What have you got against women from Philadelphia? My cousin lives there. She isn't that mouthy.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #32
      Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

      What is your address? Can't you afford $.89 to buy another zero?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #33
        Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

        These neighbors meant well with their American flag, but the placement isn't ideal:
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #34
          Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

          This is cute. I assume someone's child made this for them:
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • ChristianInNC
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2009
            • 247

            #35
            Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            This is cute. I assume someone's child made this for them:

            What with the nails and it being awfuly close to satans number...this photo gives me an uneasy feeling.
            Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #36
              Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              Duct tape is NOT OK for numbers:
              The silver duct tape was only temporary:
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #37
                Re: Proper ways too display your street address:

                Here's another house who isn't conforming to the municipal code. These people apparently want everyone who drives by to know that their allegiance is to Bob Marley and his Rastafarians, and not to the Red, White, and Blue.
                How about moving back to Jamaica, OK?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #38
                  Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

                  Here's an example of 'unclear on the concept':

                  The parallelogram shaped numbers are meant to be aligned neatly and give a pleasant italic effect. You're not supposed to apply them upright- see how the outline is jagged and untidy?

                  What's with the numbering on this place? 332A 2 could have just as easily been called 332B! Why try to make everything confusing for the mail carrier. Who knows if they can even read!?!?

                  Also, It must have been necessary to use a bicycle tube to keep the gate closed. Otherwise there wouldn't be a bike tube strapped across this gate.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #39
                    Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

                    Your kid's art project is cute:

                    But, someone needs to get out there with some glue and re-set those tiles. Get rid of the spiders, too.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #40
                      Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

                      Contrary to popular opinion, there are no saints living here:
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #41
                        Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

                        Here is a row of mailboxes that are clearly marked:

                        The eagle on this box is a nice touch, but they should have spent the two dollars to buy a zero and two ones.

                        This makes it look like they're lolling at the mailman.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #42
                          Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

                          Number 40 was smart; he left a pile of rocks outside for the mailman to use to fight off the neighborhood dogs.

                          I'm not really sure what the bar of soap is for:
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #43
                            Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

                            Gold is very pretty, and Jesus likes nice round numbers:
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #44
                              Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

                              Once again, assuming that your letter carrier can read English:
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Sister Charli
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1590

                                #45
                                Re: Proper ways to display your street address:

                                The Harley household mail box ...

                                2 Chronicles 7:14
                                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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