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  • #31
    Re: Condo for Rent

    Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
    I was thinking I might move in there. I got my pension (something you kids don't know nothing about) and my job from cleaning the church.

    What y'all think?

    Greetings LaQrundrellia! I am Trevor McGregor here who comes from the island of Jamaica which is my home. I am very happy now to see that there is another Black person who is participating here. I do not think you will be allowed to go to Freehold because you are a Black woman and they will not want you as a neighbor even if they are polite to you in public. There may be excuses offered and possibly problems with paperwork but in the end there is no Freehold for you. These white people are perfectly normal white people and so they have to be a little racist though they tolerate me well and I am only rarely under rebuke. Are you Rastafari? I and I mon Rastafari

    Jah Guide!
    Trevor
    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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    • #32
      Re: Condo for Rent

      Sister LaQrundrellia,


      Please pay only the least of attention to the boy Trevor, who is one of those uppity nigras I am sure you shun. You seem like plain folk to me; one who knows her place among the lesser races. In this, God finds much glory. This should make you smile.


      True Christians(TM) treat you people with respect and the greatest kindness as long as you maintain the proper demeanor as our Lord intended when He made us so much more intelligent than you. We so love watching you dance on command and without you, there would be no March madness - no reason to gather at the pub with our buddies and pray as we enjoy hoops on the tube. (I hope I am not speaking words you are unable to comprehend)


      Here is a funny joke to show my acceptance of you:


      Black Sambo: So who broke da winder, Mammy?
      Mammy: It be dem massa's kids done broked it, son.
      Black Sambo: I knew we shouldna never give dem white boys dey freedom.


      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha


      BrotherLarry
      PS: Trevor, watch your attitude, boy. We can kick you out of here in a heartbeat if you don't start acting like a proper gent.
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • #33
        Re: Condo for Rent

        Mitza Darling,


        I am so pleased to have you as a tenant. I hope the painters were able to satisfy your wishes for a change of color. Do let me know if you need anything at all. The complex has full-time maintenance 24/7 but if there's something else you require, I'm just a call away. I hope you'll find this to be your long-term home.


        Don't forget rent is due for May in just 15 days, dear.


        Were you pleased with the pie I left in the refrigerator for you on move in?


        Easter Blessings!
        NRL
        1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
        Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
        Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
        Locations in 50 States and Canada
        !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
        Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
        Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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        • #34
          Re: Condo for Rent

          Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
          Mitza Darling,


          I am so pleased to have you as a tenant. I hope the painters were able to satisfy your wishes for a change of color. Do let me know if you need anything at all. The complex has full-time maintenance 24/7 but if there's something else you require, I'm just a call away. I hope you'll find this to be your long-term home.


          Don't forget rent is due for May in just 15 days, dear.


          Were you pleased with the pie I left in the refrigerator for you on move in?


          Easter Blessings!
          NRL
          Thank you very much; yes it was beautifully seasoned and I was able to get so much done, the decorators weren't a dreadful nuisance and the piano's air-freighted in so I can learn that "Radium Dance" song.



          The song's dated 1904 but frankly was a bit hammy I thought so had a look for some actual radium danseuses from the period. The clip covers most of what I've read. Whether the chemical salts Loie Fuller added to her fabrics included radium is not revealed. I was impressed at how modest the costumes were for this era, ca1896-1905. Apart from noticing whether her footwork matched the rhythm of the music (it does, unfortunately but I have some plans to address that) very little is revealed and the whole performance accords with Matthew 11:17.



          A modern interpretation suggested that something similar could be suitable for sales promotion? If there were any doubts I'm sure that the Pastors would be able to assess whatever fabrics are available here.

          . .Thanks again,

          . . . Mitza.

          Psalm 150 . KJV . look up
          4a
          Praise him with the timbrel and dance:
          4b Praise him with stringed instruments and organs.
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