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  • revbporter
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2010
    • 1

    #1

    how much do you tip a prayer partner?

    Me and a few true christian brothers in the lord went to the gentlemans club after bible study last week. we partook communion with pretzels(his body), and wine(his blood), and began to pray. after hours of praying, the lights were now dim in the room, and very pretty girls were dancing around in provocative outfits. i tried to witness to one of the young ladies and she told me that for 40$ she would go pray with me for one song. GLORY! When we head back to the prayer room, she pushes me onto the chair and starts doing the devil dance and taking her clothes off. i tried to discipline her right there but she ran out and got a large black dude( i dont know if it was her father because he was black). we had a conversation that finished with- "if you dont tip her i will beat your ass!" tip her? i had no clue how much to tip so i left her 20 dollars.

    how much do true christians tip there prayer partners?
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: how much do you tip a prayer partner?

    This is a Christian forum. We don't take communion. Doesn't your church have its own forum for you to ask these kinds of questions?

    In any case, it depends on whether you think you have an opportunity to minister to this young gal again. If the black dude gave you the impression that you weren't welcome there, anymore, then a twenty would be sufficient. However, a more generous donation to your prayer partner might be enough to encourage her to pray with you, and that might be all it takes to get her to see the true message of our Lord.

    Indeed, sometimes it can take many sessions, so be sure to have enough cash to satisfy the tipping requirements of this establishment.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22380

      #3
      Re: how much do you tip a prayer partner?

      Why do people get drunk and then start posting messages here?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • H. Montague Worthington
        True Christian™ Entrepreneur
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2716

        #4
        Re: how much do you tip a prayer partner?

        I think these people actually think they're funny. No, I'm not kidding--- these people think their blasphemy and mocking is laugh-out-loud funny.

        Well, obviously it's not. God will not be mocked!!!

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