[James Dewitt]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Upon reflection and a visit by Jesus, I have made my selection. On the morning of December 8Th my corporate jet will pick up Sister Lycia in Philadelphia. We will leave Freehold for a two week business trip to the Orient.
Thank you all for submitting your resume and videos. I will hold them in my active file for 1 year.
Sister Lycia, I have a messenger delivering a corporate American Express card to you on Monday. Please use it to go shopping in NY City. You will need at least 5 formal dining outfits as well as 10 or so appropriate business outfits. Remember dress for success.
You might want to pack all of your personal possessions as well and have them shipped to my winter compound in the Fla Keys. If you have questions, call me, James

[James Dewitt]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Brother Dewitt, I've heard that you've been corresponding with that harlot our Godly Sister Lisa about offering her the job as your personal assistant. I've added a private message for you here you might want to read.

PM: I think she's just interested in the money, unlike me, Brother!

I just wanted to add that you can depend on ME to justify myself with good works, just as Rahab was justified when she received the messangers, sir!

"Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies." Proverbs 31:10

I think I have demonstrated my virtue enough to show that my worth is far above rubies, and I would be an excellent investment on your part, sir.

Brother James I am looking forward to meeting you so we can discuss things further about the position.

In the meantime I made this extra lovely bacon burger you might enjoy.

Brother James, I have sent you the video you wanted. Sorry about the part where the buttons on my blouse came off. I have already sewn them back on. Please do not be put off where my pussy jumped on lap. My pussy likes being on my lap and patted when I sit down.

Ladies, rest assured that I will come to a long and lengthy determination. It is quite possible that due to my extreme travel I will hire two employees. I am studding the need and will weigh the costs involved. It is most likely that we all can come to an understanding.

To Brothers Reporba and Tannor, cut me some slack. I am just a small businessman. I can transfer some serious cash if you back off with the lawyers.

[HTannor]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

I strongly suggest you hire my legal services, Brother.

I do believe there is potential here, Brother. In my new position as Associate Justice on the Supreme Court, I have a rather "flexible" expense account available for investigative purposes.

The good citizens of Iowa have pre-authorized rates of $200 per hour up to a total of $100,000 per case.

I'm thinking we can reach a "reasonable" accomodation for each case I feel needs a little "tweaking" to conclude.

Please contact me at your soonest convenience and we can get the "ball rolling" as I have some pesky outstanding obligations cases that need resolved.

[Lisa H]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Brother James, I have sent you the video you wanted. Sorry about the part where the buttons on my blouse came off. I have already sewn them back on. Please do not be put off where my pussy jumped on lap. My pussy likes being on my lap and patted when I sit down.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

I just returned from my law library where I discovered an ex post fascio de jur case wherein there was a prima facie procedural precedent establishing the rights of whites to hire without writ while ignoring the civil disobedience of other non-humanis steroidal prototypes.

This case resulted in a finding that supporting parties (that’s you) can be held culpable in practices such as this.

Tread carefully Rodimer. My court will have little truck in supporting extra-judiciary attempts to subvert the establishment clause of the Declaration of.............uh, something or other.

And besides, Roger hasn’t disappeared, he’s homebound since that new local ordinance (without benefit of judicial review, by the way) took away his wheelchair ramp.

I strongly suggest you hire my legal services, Brother.

[HTannor]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

That's it. I have a call into the Sheriff.



His secretary said he was investigating a potential crime at the local Krispy Kreme outlet determining whether there was an overdose of sugar in one of the twelve-packs of crullers and he would get back to me "soon."



I've already researched this case in my law library and discovered this:

State v Donutville, 1997, 2nd Circuit. In this case, plaintiff alleged out-dated yeast extract used. Defendant pled nolo contende. Plaintiff pursued action stating local law enforcement suffered undue stress and asked for capital punishment. Defendant pled for lesser punishment. The court agreed and sentenced plaintiff to community service supplying “donut holes” to local Food Bank.

[Lisa H]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Brother James I am looking forward to meeting you so we can discuss things further about the position.

In the meantime I made this extra lovely bacon burger you might enjoy.

[HTannor]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Brother DeWitt, with all the lavish rewards you are dangling in front of the females, it seems to be resulting in some sort of competition among them over who will be your "assistant."

This strikes me as not unlike someone seaching for "companionship" in the seedier parts of Des Moines.

This whole "search" effort on your part seems strikingly similar to a recent case I discovered in my law library. State v Shabazz, 2001, 9th Circuit comes very close to what appears to be going on here. In this case Keeshna Shabazz took a fall for solicitation of a white women into "ho-dom" resulting is his Escalade being forfeited in addition to the hard time he spent.

I have Sheriff Richard's phone number on my speed dial and will instantly call him if this cat fight gets any nore suspect.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Brother Dewitt, I've heard that you've been corresponding with that harlot our Godly Sister Lisa about offering her the job as your personal assistant. I've added a private message for you here you might want to read.

PM: I think she's just interested in the money, unlike me, Brother!

I just wanted to add that you can depend on ME to justify myself with good works, just as Rahab was justified when she received the messangers, sir!

"Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies." Proverbs 31:10

I think I have demonstrated my virtue enough to show that my worth is far above rubies, and I would be an excellent investment on your part, sir.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

I find Filipino boys to be the best personal assistants.

Would you take him to a formal dinner? Filipinos are barely housebroken. I think for the purposes of business travel I will stick with a Female.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

My 14 year old Indonesian houseboy has been great this year, but I'm thinking about trading him in for another one. He won't be 14 much longer after all...

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

I find Filipino boys to be the best personal assistants.

[HTannor]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

I am oh so confused Brother Tannor, what the heck does that have to do with me adding to my stable an employee?

Yes, Brother DeWitt, I can understand your confusion.

Had you been so fortunate as to have received the fine education in jurispurdence that was provided me by the LaSalle Extension University, then you would have understood my soup de jour supra de jur ex officio citation. (At the time, LaSalle was “going green” and rather than print my law degree on wasteful parchment, they printed it on a matchbook cover and, to this day, I carry it in my wallet)

To wit:

Said citation clearly exonerates you from any judicial jeopardy while conducting lawful actions (Griswold v. Connecticut,1956, 8th Circuit Court of Torts and Misdemeanors). Please make careful note the “Griswold” cited is not Clark Griswold, the character in that ridiculous Christmas Vacation movie. Although I should note he had very good taste in Christmas decorations.

Now, I must caution you that my legal opinion is valid only in the United States Judicial system. Therefore, when you take your newly hired bimbo assistant into certain third world nations their systems may not be as understanding as ours. And here I’m talking about potential stoning, canings, or worse.

I feel this clears up any legal misgivings you may have about your decision to discriminate against highly qualified male applicants – moral misgivings are an entirely different matter. And I hope you can sleep with yourself after this outrageous rejection of non-females.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

I just returned from my law library where I discovered an ex post fascio de jur case wherein there was a prima facie procedural precedent establishing the rights of whites to hire without writ while ignoring the civil disobedience of other non-humanis steroidal prototypes.

This case resulted in a finding that supporting parties (that’s you) can be held culpable in practices such as this.

Tread carefully Rodimer. My court will have little truck in supporting extra-judiciary attempts to subvert the establishment clause of the Declaration of.............uh, something or other.

And besides, Roger hasn’t disappeared, he’s homebound since that new local ordinance (without benefit of judicial review, by the way) took away his wheelchair ramp.

I am oh so confused Brother Tannor, what the heck does that have to do with me adding to my stable an employee?

[HTannor]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Brother James, I hope your search goes well and the best applicant wins!

I just returned from my law library where I discovered an ex post fascio de jur case wherein there was a prima facie procedural precedent establishing the rights of whites to hire without writ while ignoring the civil disobedience of other non-humanis steroidal prototypes.

This case resulted in a finding that supporting parties (that’s you) can be held culpable in practices such as this.

Tread carefully Rodimer. My court will have little truck in supporting extra-judiciary attempts to subvert the establishment clause of the Declaration of.............uh, something or other.

And besides, Roger hasn’t disappeared, he’s homebound since that new local ordinance (without benefit of judicial review, by the way) took away his wheelchair ramp.