[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Just wondering she is NOT the retard is she?

No, just stupid, not retarded.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

That sounds great, thank you Brother!

Anytime I can help out, just call me. Just wondering she is NOT the retard is she?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Hey cranky, I might have a position at Dewitt's General Store as a manager

That sounds great, thank you Brother!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Dear Sister Lycia, I do hope that you have done some shopping. We will be leaving for Hong Kong Wednesday morning. Also contact the staff in the Keys. The maids name is Lupe,have her lay in a supply of Kobe beef. Also tell her to have Juan clean the pool and hot tub, you never know what the Messicants have been doing in them. James

PS you don't have to call me sir, unless we are in a meeting or at dinner with clients.

Yes sir, Brother James! I've been doing some shopping and I promise that I won't be wearing anything fluorescent green! The brightest color of clothing I bought is a dark navy blue, I hope that's acceptable.

I called your staff in the keys and relayed your instructions to them. Are you sure its OK to let Lupe lay in your Kobe beef though Brother? I've never met her but I know people who aren't True Christians(tm) don't always have the best hygiene.

I'm looking forward to my first business trip, Brother James sir!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Dear Sister Lycia, I do hope that you have done some shopping. We will be leaving for Hong Kong Wednesday morning. Also contact the staff in the Keys. The maids name is Lupe,have her lay in a supply of Kobe beef. Also tell her to have Juan clean the pool and hot tub, you never know what the Messicants have been doing in them. James

PS you don't have to call me sir, unless we are in a meeting or at dinner with clients.

[HTannor]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Sir, I don't know what came over me! I think the stress of being being sued by Brother Tannor has gotten to me, and it caused me to forget myself and post that old picture of me. I promise it won't happen again, sir!

!

You no longer have to sit in fear of me taking legal action against you.

As Brother Davis pointed out, I inadvertently slipped off my drug regimen while listening the Rush Limbaugh show, overdid the oxycontin, and this resulted in a litigious haze.

Now that I have returned from the drug-addled state, I feel much better and take this opportunity to offer my profound apologies.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Sweet Jesus,Sister if you show up for work looking like that, I will tan your backside all the way to CHINA! Woman dress is navy blue or black!

Sir, I don't know what came over me! I think the stress of being being sued by Brother Tannor has gotten to me, and it caused me to forget myself and post that old picture of me. I promise it won't happen again, sir!

I still think I'm a much better choice than some of the OTHER women who've posted in this thread. I'm not going to name any names, but they know who they are.

Besides, I thought you told me to wear something skimpy for the first day on the job. That was the skimpiest I had, I promise!

[Lisa H]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Sister Lisa, I am afraid that Lycia is being led astray by people with very bad taste. I think perhaps I will put you on the payroll as Corporate Apparel Advisor (CAA). Plaid is bad but fluorescent GREEN

I really do not understand why people would want to dress bad. After all you have a corporate image to look after. I would be more than happy to be a CAA.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

stopped at the Hair

I do hope you wouldn't want her hair "black or navy blue"?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Brother, technically, what little clothing she is wearing in that image is black.

stopped at the Hair

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Sweet Jesus,Sister if you show up for work looking like that, I will tan your backside all the way to CHINA! Woman dress is navy blue or black!

Brother, technically, what little clothing she is wearing in that image is black.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Brother James, are you sure you made the right choice. I brought this lovely outfit in anticipation of getting the position.

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Sister Lisa, I am afraid that Lycia is being led astray by people with very bad taste. I think perhaps I will put you on the payroll as Corporate Apparel Advisor (CAA). Plaid is bad but fluorescent GREEN

[Lisa H]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Sweet Jesus,Sister if you show up for work looking like that, I will tan your backside all the way to CHINA! Woman dress is navy blue or black!

Brother James, are you sure you made the right choice. I brought this lovely outfit in anticipation of getting the position.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

One of my granddaughters is looking for a job. She is ugly and stupid so she might be overqualified. Her mother is also ugly and stupid, I still don't understand how she convinced one of my sons to marry her. My granddaughter can use the money and I hope it will stop her whining for handouts.

Hey cranky, I might have a position at Dewitt's General Store as a manager, seems as if Brother Tannor is to good for the job.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Personal assistant needed.

Well, as you may know, I've always been a fan of fluorescent green.

And Brother HTannor, I was not aware you had such a shapely figure or such long, beautiful tresses. Did you used to be a male model, your honor?

I'm not sure the high heels suit you, though.

Sweet Jesus,Sister if you show up for work looking like that, I will tan your backside all the way to CHINA! Woman dress is navy blue or black!