Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

[Lycia The Repentant]

Hello Friends!

I just wanted you all to know that I am a 22 year old woman interested in finding a TC™ man who I can start providing little Christians for! I'm currently located in Philadelphia, but I can relocate for the right man.

I love cooking, cleaning, and am currently teaching myself to bake. Other things I like doing is reading my new KJV bible and contemplating it quietly.

I'm a born-again virgin and am very efficient at getting God's duty done, so you can have more time to do things you'd actually enjoy, like reading your KJV bible!

Here is a picture of me. Sorry that its a little old!


WARNING: NOT TO BE VIEWED BY THOSE WITH WEAK HEARTS OR DELICATE CONSTITUTIONS

Here's hoping I can be yours!

"Likewise also was not Rahab the harlot justified by works, when she had received the messengers, and had sent them out another way?" James 2:25

"And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him." Genesis 2:18

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Oh.. well...good luck with finding a beau dear.

May I ask, had you been doing street theater mime, or perhaps been to a KISS concert prior to ...oh never mind.

As God says:

John 7:24

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment


and.. erm.. this one too

1 Sam 16:7
But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.

YIC

Sister Phebe

[Lycia The Repentant]

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I should have clarified! Thats a picture of me in my work uniform from when I was a..... how do I put this....


Street theater mime sounds good

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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It has a little post-apocalyptic with a retro-Third Reich look, with perhaps a hint of metal alloy goth. I see you are an advocate of second amendment rights. Has anyone contacted you about joining the Landover Militia?

[Lycia The Repentant]

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It has a little post-apocalyptic with a retro-Third Reich look, with perhaps a hint of metal alloy goth. I see you are an advocate of second amendment rights. Has anyone contacted you about joining the Landover Militia?

No Mr. Bryan, I was not aware such a thing existed.

I've always been a firm believer in the right to bear arms, and lately it seems to me that God has always been too! I mean, its not like he banned knives or rocks when Cain slew Abel, right?

[Benedict A. Davis]

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No Mr. Bryan, I was not aware such a thing existed.

I've always been a firm believer in the right to bear arms, and lately it seems to me that God has always been too! I mean, its not like he banned knives or rocks when Cain slew Abel, right?

Lycia please remember LEVT.19.19 before ever considering wearing an outfit like that again.

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woolen come upon thee.

Don't mix materials when clothing yourself

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Thank you for the advice and the concern Mr. Davis

This is why I need a TC™ man in my life, to keep me from going astray.

"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." 1 Corinthians 11:3

You don't need to worry though, as I'm no longer employed in that line of work, and who wants to wear work uniforms from jobs they don't work at anymore, right?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

Thank you for the advice and the concern Mr. Davis

This is why I need a TC™ man in my life, to keep me from going astray.

"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." 1 Corinthians 11:3

You don't need to worry though, as I'm no longer employed in that line of work, and who wants to wear work uniforms from jobs they don't work at anymore, right?

Praise Jesus Sister for knowing your place in the Christian home!

If you really want to catch the eye of a True Christian™ man, I would suggest you present yourself as a modest woman of Christ. I know if I wasn't married and one of these gals was available, one of them WOULD be mine

[John Creeser]

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Sister Lycia, that is...err..*cough* quite the "outfit". It's great to see you exercising your right to bear arms, I'm just trying to figure out where you are carrying your NRA membership card.

You look a little pale though lass, maybe a few hours in God's warm sunlight?

With that said, I'll be in my prayer closet for the next 15 minutes if anyone is looking for me.

[James Dewitt]

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Sister Lycia we need to get you out of the hell hole called Philadelphia. You need the warm sun of Iowa and the fresh air that is here. Maybe you can come and stay with Phebe and I. We have a big house and you can have your own room. Phebe can teach you how to cook and clean, maybe even a tip or two on proper attire. I can spend some time with you and we can learn the deep meaning of being a True Christian together. You need a strong hand to guide you. I bet Phebe and I can double team you right into shape in no time at all.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Sister Lycia we need to get you out of the hell hole called Philadelphia. You need the warm sun of Iowa and the fresh air that is here. Maybe you can come and stay with Phebe and I. We have a big house and you can have your own room. Phebe can teach you how to cook and clean, maybe even a tip or two on proper attire. I can spend some time with you and we can learn the deep meaning of being a True Christian together. You need a strong hand to guide you. I bet Phebe and I can double team you right into shape in no time at all.

..oh! Gosh James.. this seems a little sudden. Helen has just arrived and the guest wing IS taken for now... Perhaps we should wait to see Lycia's progress?

Phebe.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Why thank you for the kind offer, though I do not wish to impose any.

If, in the future, it would be possible to make such arrangements without affecting your other guest, I would love to. For now though, I am content on working on my salvation with just one other person, that person being Jesus.

[faithhealer]

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I believe I am a perfect candidate! I am a hard working, hard hunting warrior of the LORD and a True Christian! As my wife you would raise up 8 perfect Christian babies and bake delicious christian pies for them. I would demand a clean house and garden as well as a hot bath every day after work. Other duties would include daily Bible readings and trips out with my local ANTI-GAY movement.

Do you live in ENGLAND?

[LordHaveMercy]

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I know this is an older thread, but I have to say... that picture .. WOW!!!! I will have to take that picture with me for some private prayer time.

[handmaiden]

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Dear Sister, like many others I wish to warn you to be wise and wily in your associations with the people of Philadelphia. As you may know, that area is a hot bed of rabble rousing Quaker activity.

Quakers are not True Christians and they are troublemakers to boot. They are all about stirring up trouble and creating controversy.


One man of God who saw the writing on the wall regarding the Quaker Menace was Cotton Mather, the kind of Christian the world so desperately needs in this day and age. On Sept 15, 1682, he wrote a letter to pull together an effort to keep the rampaging Quakers from coming to our shores. He wanted to capture the lot of them and sell them into slavery.

Alas, this did not happen, and the Quakers invaded our country unabated and brought their obstreperous ways with them.

The Quakers were not only very active in the abolitionist movement, eager to tear apart the sacred bond between master and slave, but they are a leading proponent of the "feel good" form of Christianity that leads so many weak minded people astray.

Be very careful to avoid anything having to do with the Quakers, my newly minted sister in the Lord. Stick to Cream of Wheat, there is a picture of a smiling, eager to please old negro man on the package.

Forewarningly Yours,

Handmaiden