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    9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

    An unnamed source has leaked details from the FBI raid yesterday exclusively to the Landover Baptist Church. Librarian thugs from the National Archive looking to find overdue library books (probably LGBTQ-themed) will be disappointed.
    1. Hillary Clinton’s Carefully Guarded Emails
    2. President Trump's Diary
    3. His Son’s Wedding Video
    4. Video Games
    5. Videos of Himself Practicing for Public Speeches
    6. Disney Films
    7. P*rnography
    8. Documentaries About Himself
    9. His Library, Including Books on Conspiracy Theories

    We shall see if any of this amounts to more than a nothing-burger, or possibly the end of civilization if some Congresswomen are to be believed.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
    Tags: capital riot, gotterdammerung, january 6, nontroversies, stop the steal, trump investigation
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    Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
    We shall see if any of this amounts to more than a nothing-burger, or possibly the end of civilization if some Congresswomen are to be believed.
    This post was badly needed, Dr Toole. I hope it is widely circulated and the public comes to understand nothing earth shaking was found. My observation is Trump saved items that might be money making opportunities in the future. His personal diaries would sell millions if he can get them returned and published. The same with his conspiracy theories. Commanding big bucks would be the wedding video.

    Mark my words, an embarrassed FBI will be told by a judge to return everything.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

      Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
      (probably LGBTQ-themed)
      Le sobriquet du jour est 2SLGBTQIA+ jusqu'à plus d'enchevêtrement quantique ..otherwise a less flowery term is available sourced from Scriptures few continental types adhere to. Happily though we have an ambassador well adapted to sorting the chaff from kernels of value
      Luke 3:17 Whose fan is in his hand,
      and he will throughly purge his floor,
      and will gather the wheat into his garner;
      but the chaff he will burn with fire unquenchable.

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      • #4
        Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

        I heard there were some gold-plated golf tees in the safe. That is unsubstantiated so far.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          I heard there were some gold-plated golf tees in the safe. That is unsubstantiated so far.
          Confirmed.

          There is also what my source tells me appears to be a long lost treasure map that points to a flaw in the original United States Constitution that would make it possible for Antifa to detonate a nuke under The Whitehouse. Trump was the only one who knew...
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • #6
            Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
            We shall see if any of this amounts to more than a nothing-burger, or possibly the end of civilization if some Congresswomen are to be believed.
            Generally speaking, women aren't to be believed when they speak.
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • #7
              Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
              Generally speaking, women aren't to be believed when they speak.
              Thank you, Sister. With rare exceptions (such as this), your point holds.

              I'm getting updates of more items found in Trump's safe: the long form birth certificate of Barack Boko-Haram Obama... guess what? It's Kenya. Trump was right. No wonder they took him down.
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • #8
                Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

                Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                Thank you, Sister. With rare exceptions (such as this), your point holds.
                I'm getting updates of more items found in Trump's safe: the long form birth certificate of Barack Boko-Haram Obama... guess what? It's Kenya. Trump was right. No wonder they took him down.
                I too got an update. They found the DNA reports Trump had run on each of the children born to his wives. He had these run to establish the parentage. My information does not include what the reports concluded.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • #9
                  Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  I too got an update. They found the DNA reports Trump had run on each of the children born to his wives. He had these run to establish the parentage. My information does not include what the reports concluded.
                  Spoiler: Eric's the only real one.

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                  • #10
                    Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Spoiler: Eric's the only real one.
                    And Barron's actually his grandkid.
                    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                    • #11
                      Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

                      Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                      And Barron's actually his grandkid.
                      That Barron is his grandson and that Eric is his only actual child is all new information. I have noticed he has little time for the "daughter" in California. Except for picture op or two I'm not sure he has ever said a word to Barron. He has often criticized Donald Jr.

                      President Trump did insist and the whole package of good-looking people be photographed with him. His estate? I'm wondering about that.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • #12
                        Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

                        More items have been found. This one is a Top Secret standing order signed by President Trump that says any documents he takes to Maralago and puts in his safe are automatically declassified, which 18 former Whitehouse officials testified is "complete fiction".
                        An anonymous source familiar with the process of declassifying documents and White House records [said] this claim is "laughable" and if there was a standing order, it was "Trump's best kept secret." A number of sources CNN spoke with also laughed at the notion with one senior administration official calling it, "bullshit."

                        One source ... told CNN that the former president was under the impression he could declassify any documents at any time, but was "counseled that's not the way it works."
                        Well look who's laughing now.

                        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                        • #13
                          Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

                          Is that blotting paper on the left?

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                          • #14
                            Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            Is that blotting paper on the left?
                            Sister Mitza! I am shocked! You do not recognize a watered silk weave finished fabric? Quelle surprise.

                            Do I need to explain the difference between satin and sateen, velvet and velveteen, organdy and organza? Get thee to thy sewing room, Sister! And study the ways of fibers and weaves vis a vis fabric.

                            Tell me that things have not gotten so far out of hand that you have started conflating gingham with calico.
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • #15
                              Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe

                              President Trump early on said has a prized collection of Bibles. He said he "keeps them in a special place." I'm wondering if he put the Bibles in boxes when they moved to Florida and placed them in the safe when he arrived. The FBI took them and are now embarrassed. That is why they have refused to reveal what they took in their raid.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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