[DerpHurr]

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That's easy. It says so!

Even this nigra boy knows it!

Yes, I know the bible says that.

But so does every other religious text.

The bible isn't any different

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yes, I know the bible says that.

But so does every other religious text.

The bible isn't any different

Well if every other religious text says that the Holy Bible is the word of God, then what's the problem?

[DerpHurr]

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Well if every other religious text says that the Holy Bible is the word of God, then what's the problem?

What about other people's beliefs? They all believe they're holding the word of God as well, but there's different components.

Why would I believe a book is the word of God? It's a collection of stories.

[Meek and Humble]

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It started as an introduction. Good to know it's making the rounds XD

Making the rounds??? It's posted clearly on a website which she obviously browses regularly. Why would anyone have had to tell her about it?

Or as you clutching at straws of the delusion of your influence on here, as evidenced by the fact that you have had to invite several of your friends on here to troll along with you?

[DerpHurr]

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Making the rounds??? It's posted clearly on a website which she obviously browses regularly. Why would anyone have had to tell her about it?

Or as you clutching at straws of the delusion of your influence on here, as evidenced by the fact that you have had to invite several of your friends on here to preach along with you?

But why would she bother looking in the introduction section, then actually going on to read all twenty pages? What's the point in that, hm?

I thought this would get like... five pages? Tops? I was pleasently surprised ^^

[Meek and Humble]

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But why would she bother looking in the introduction section, then actually going on to read all twenty pages? What's the point in that, hm?

I thought this would get like... five pages? Tops? I was pleasently surprised ^^

Yes, the love and attention Christians spread to boring, godless teenagers is remarkable, especially when said boring teenagers bring in all their friends to flood said discussion with posts.

But, we most definitely are glad you are helping LBC make the rounds of your circle

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Yes, the love and attention Christians spread to boring, godless teenagers is remarkable, especially when said boring teenagers bring in all their friends to flood said discussion with posts.

But, we most definitely are glad you are helping LBC make the rounds of your circle

Indeed, Brother! Who knows, one or more of her box-chowing buddies might decide to give the Blood of Jesus a taste!

Er, that didn't come out quite right. But you know what I mean.

[DerpHurr]

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Yes, the love and attention Christians spread to boring, godless teenagers is remarkable, especially when said boring teenagers bring in all their friends to flood said discussion with posts.

But, we most definitely are glad you are helping LBC make the rounds of your circle

Oh, it most certainly did ^^

It made them come to the conclusion that they were even less likely to be converted then they were in the first place o3o

[Jedediah]

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It made them come to the conclusion that they were even less likely to be converted then they were in the first place o3o

Let's just see if you and your gang of vain, prideful, fornicating malcontents will continue to deny the Grace of God and Jesus' Sacrifice for you when you find yourselves in foxholes or on your deathbeds! Your lives will never be complete without being filled with JESUS, and like it or not, you will one day beg for Him to enter you.

Romans 14:11
For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.

But will you accept Him in time? To be washed in His Blood, you must do so on His terms. I urge you to let Him enter you soon, and be filled with the Holy Spirit.

Matthew 7:21-23
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

[Born Again Bob]

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Hello, my name is Shana.

I am a bisexual.

What do you bitches have to say about that?

Dear Sunshine,

You must be fighting EVERYONE off come prom!

bab