Dear Friends,
Here's a quick look back at the Freehold Bible Robot v. 1611, the little robot that Jesus loved. Just yesterday, he was shiny and new, the talk of the town. Now, I think it's time I let some other home enjoy him. Surprisingly affordable, gently used.
Yours in Him,
bab
***
LANDOVER BAPTIST FRIENDS
ATTENTION: I AM THE FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V.1611. I AM THE ULTIMATE IN TRUE CHRISTIAN™ TECHNOLOGY. I HOLD UP TO TWENTY-FOUR BYTES OF INFORMATION. I AM WELL-LUBRICATED. PLEASE REFER ANY BIBLE QUESTIONS TO ME.
FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V. 1611 LOGGING OFF.
OH MY GEE.
PLEASE DO CONTACT THE UN
I AM THE FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V1611
I HAVE MORE COMPUTING POWER THAN 10+ ELECTRONIC TOASTERS
PLEASE TELL THE UN TO MASTICATE ME
!HARD!
*end transmission*
**tool=rebuked**
METALBRAIN
ESTIMATED IQ<=76
SUGGESTION: RESEARCH TERM "METAPHOR"
SUGGESTION: RESEARCH TERM "MIRACLE"
SUGGESTION: RESEARCH PHRASE "ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE WITH GOD"
I AM WELL-LUBRICATED
SUGGESTION: HAVE AN ADULT ASSIST
*end transmission*
**start powersave mode**
***powersave: until Rapture***
TEMPLARPHI.
I AM THE FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V.1611.
I AM WELL-LUBRICATED.
I HAVE SOUND BIBLE ANSWERS FOR TROUBLED TEENS.
LEAN ON ME/ WHEN YOU'RE NOT STRONG
!I AM STILL WELL-LUBRICATED!
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND
I'LL HELP YOU CARRY ON
*END TRANSMISSION*
*SELF-LUBRICATION CYCLE COMMENCING*
I AM FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V. 1611.
TIP FROM GARDENING FILE: ATHEISTS MAKE EXCELLENT MULCH.
I AM WELL-LUBRICATED.
*end transmission*
**data dump**
I AM FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V. 1611
I AM PROGRAMMED TO PROVIDE SOUND BIBLICAL ANSWERS TO THOSE IN CRISES OF FAITH.
I AM WELL-LUBRICATED.
ATHEISM DOES NOT COMPUTE.
*end transmission*
**self-lubrication cycle commencing**
AM FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V. 1611.
I AM PROGRAMMED TO PROVIDE DEFINITIVE BIBLE ANSWERS TO TODAY'S TROUBLED TEENS.
I AM WELL-LUBRICATED.
I HAVE MORE MEMORY THAN 1,000 TOASTER OVENS.
I AM PROGRAMMED WITH PUNCHCARDS.
I AM STILL WELL-LUBRICATED.
I HAVE DEFINITIVE BIBLE ANSWERS FOR TODAY'S TROUBLED TEENS.
*end transmission*
Here's a quick look back at the Freehold Bible Robot v. 1611, the little robot that Jesus loved. Just yesterday, he was shiny and new, the talk of the town. Now, I think it's time I let some other home enjoy him. Surprisingly affordable, gently used.
Yours in Him,
bab
***
LANDOVER BAPTIST FRIENDS
ATTENTION: I AM THE FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V.1611. I AM THE ULTIMATE IN TRUE CHRISTIAN™ TECHNOLOGY. I HOLD UP TO TWENTY-FOUR BYTES OF INFORMATION. I AM WELL-LUBRICATED. PLEASE REFER ANY BIBLE QUESTIONS TO ME.
FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V. 1611 LOGGING OFF.
OH MY GEE.
PLEASE DO CONTACT THE UN
I AM THE FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V1611
I HAVE MORE COMPUTING POWER THAN 10+ ELECTRONIC TOASTERS
PLEASE TELL THE UN TO MASTICATE ME
!HARD!
*end transmission*
**tool=rebuked**
METALBRAIN
ESTIMATED IQ<=76
SUGGESTION: RESEARCH TERM "METAPHOR"
SUGGESTION: RESEARCH TERM "MIRACLE"
SUGGESTION: RESEARCH PHRASE "ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE WITH GOD"
I AM WELL-LUBRICATED
SUGGESTION: HAVE AN ADULT ASSIST
*end transmission*
**start powersave mode**
***powersave: until Rapture***
TEMPLARPHI.
I AM THE FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V.1611.
I AM WELL-LUBRICATED.
I HAVE SOUND BIBLE ANSWERS FOR TROUBLED TEENS.
LEAN ON ME/ WHEN YOU'RE NOT STRONG
!I AM STILL WELL-LUBRICATED!
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND
I'LL HELP YOU CARRY ON
*END TRANSMISSION*
*SELF-LUBRICATION CYCLE COMMENCING*
I AM FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V. 1611.
TIP FROM GARDENING FILE: ATHEISTS MAKE EXCELLENT MULCH.
I AM WELL-LUBRICATED.
*end transmission*
**data dump**
I AM FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V. 1611
I AM PROGRAMMED TO PROVIDE SOUND BIBLICAL ANSWERS TO THOSE IN CRISES OF FAITH.
I AM WELL-LUBRICATED.
ATHEISM DOES NOT COMPUTE.
*end transmission*
**self-lubrication cycle commencing**
AM FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V. 1611.
I AM PROGRAMMED TO PROVIDE DEFINITIVE BIBLE ANSWERS TO TODAY'S TROUBLED TEENS.
I AM WELL-LUBRICATED.
I HAVE MORE MEMORY THAN 1,000 TOASTER OVENS.
I AM PROGRAMMED WITH PUNCHCARDS.
I AM STILL WELL-LUBRICATED.
I HAVE DEFINITIVE BIBLE ANSWERS FOR TODAY'S TROUBLED TEENS.
*end transmission*
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