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  • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    Because God was not referring to shadows. When He does, it says "shadow" which is one way we know The Bible is true. Light is one thing. Darkness is something else. There are different types of darkness. Shadows are a third thing, for example when God moved the sun backwards in the sky, witnesses recorded how observed shadows stopped moving in their usual direction (as on a sundial) and started moving in the reverse direction. This is not a sliver of thick darkness stuck on one side of a stick. It's a shadow.
    II Kings 20:8-11 Hezekiah said unto Isaiah, What shall be the sign that the LORD will heal me, and that I shall go up into the house of the LORD the third day And Isaiah said, This sign shalt thou have of the LORD, that the LORD will do the thing that he hath spoken: shall the shadow go forward ten degrees, or go back ten degrees? And Hezekiah answered, It is a light thing for the shadow to go down ten degrees: nay, but let the shadow return backward ten degrees. And Isaiah the prophet cried unto the LORD: and he brought the shadow ten degrees backward, by which it had gone down in the dial of Ahaz.


    Could you not have used easier words and simple sentences? Why do you have to speak in riddles? Why?


    I did not understand a thing.
    i and jesús are pals!

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    • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

      Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
      Dear Mr. Chubbs: Really, this is no way to behave. There is no need to insult someone who has tried to help you by so kindly giving you an online for you to study. I think we have done a great deal to help you in your walk with the , so it would be appropriate if you would express some gratitude toward those who are showing a very real interest in your spiritual wellbeing. Now, then, I shall request that you apologize to Didymus for being so abruptly ungrateful.
      Sincerely, Isabella W.
      P.S. And kindly refrain from discussing various "personal" things. We're not interested in the things that you've allowed to pervert your mind.
      He's an atheist dog. Am I not allowed to condemn him? I am a Christian now.

      Deuteronomy 17:5 - Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.


      2 Corinthians 6:14 -

      Matthew 7:6 - Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you



      As a new born Christian, I am following Scripture. Why do you side with an atheist but not your fellow Christian?
      i and jesús are pals!

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      • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

        Oh my poor Chubbs. It is not anyone’s intent to offend or confuse you. If there were awards handed out for love and kindness, Landover Baptist Church would win every time. These people embraced me when I was a delusional catholic headed for hell. They pulled the Mary-worshiping demon out of me and helped me realize my potential as a young handsome well built intelligent witty hard working certified equine gnathologist.

        They encouraged me to pursue a PhD in creation science. While that did not happen, they now stand behind me as I go for a Doctor of Divinity degree. I can’t count how many times they have asked about my progress.

        They glorify God as I share stories of reaching the homers of this world every day. I know just how much they want to hear that.

        So you see? You’re in the place to truly understand what it is to be a Christian Brother!! How I pray that knowledge seeps in and brings you closer to your new life in Him. Be assured of just how powerful my prayers are along with those of this congregation.

        Oh, and chronic fatigue syndrome is a pile of horse manure.
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

          Originally posted by Chubbs View Post
          He's an atheist dog. Am I not allowed to condemn him? I am a Christian now.
          ...
          As a new born Christian, I am following Scripture. Why do you side with an atheist but not your fellow Christian?
          Didymus is an arrogant atheist dick, but he knows the Bible better than you. Yes, Satan can't wait to get his tallywhacker inside Didymus's rectum, but that doesn't mean he's wrong about everything. You claim to be a Christian, so prove it. Learn the Bible better than the unsaved swine, the filthy cretins who flip off God. Live His Holy word. Your soul depends on it, Chubbs!


          I will pray that you succeed in your quest to know Jesus. He will be watching you and judging you.
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

            Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
            These people embraced me when I was a delusional catholic headed for hell. They pulled the Mary-worshiping demon out of me and helped me realize my potential as a young handsome well built intelligent witty hard working certified equine gnathologist.
            So, you're a Guido after all cause you don't look like a Mick.

            I could be wrong though. peaceout

            Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
            So you see? You’re in the place to truly understand what it is to be a Christian Brother!! How I pray that knowledge seeps in and brings you closer to your new life in Him. Be assured of just how powerful my prayers are along with those of this congregation.
            Hallelujah.
            i and jesús are pals!

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            • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

              Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
              Didymus is an arrogant atheist dick, but he knows the Bible better than you. Yes, Satan can't wait to get his tallywhacker inside Didymus's rectum, but that doesn't mean he's wrong about everything. You claim to be a Christian, so prove it. Learn the Bible better than the unsaved swine, the filthy cretins who flip off God. Live His Holy word. Your soul depends on it, Chubbs!


              I will pray that you succeed in your quest to know Jesus. He will be watching you and judging you.
              Thank you for the wonderful clarification. It's not that I can't read the Bible. I just happen to be, how do I put it? A bit slower than everyone else. I have to use a dictionary for each and every sentence and that sucks.
              i and jesús are pals!

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              • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

                Originally posted by Chubbs View Post
                He's an atheist dog. Am I not allowed to condemn him? I am a Christian now.

                Deuteronomy 17:5 - Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.

                2 Corinthians 6:14 -

                Matthew 7:6 - Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you

                As a new born Christian, I am following Scripture. Why do you side with an atheist but not your fellow Christian?
                Dear Mr. Chubby: That is no way to speak of another contributor to . I will have you know, here and now, that Didymus is not "a dog". And for you to say that you are now a "Christian" leaves much to the imagination, particularly after that disgusting nonsense that you left for us when you were pretending to be possessed by a demon. We can see through your silly games, you know. And, unless you want to have the devil sticking his pitchfork in rather sensitive areas of your body for all of eternity, you should refrain from making statements of judgement against others here. You don't want to incur the -inspired wrath of our pastors or moderators, do you?
                Sincerely, Isabella W.


                (Mrs.) Isabella White
                Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

                  Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                  And for you to say that you are now a "Christian" leaves much to the imagination, particularly after that disgusting nonsense that you left for us when you were pretending to be possessed by a demon. We can see through your silly games, you know.
                  So you think demonic possessions aren't real? I can provide more evidence.


                  I have long been a soft target of these entities. They are VERY DANGEROUS indeed. I'm dealing with dark and ominous evil powers beyond anyone's imagination. They take no prisoners.


                  You'd be terrified too if they ran into you. Anyone would.


                  It all started in my high school as a joke when I and a few other friends made a blood pact with the Devil. I thought it was harmless picnic fun but it turned out to be real. These entities aren't letting go off me, at least not without a fight.
                  i and jesús are pals!

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                  • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

                    Originally posted by Chubbs View Post
                    I can provide more evidence. I'm dealing with dark and ominous evil powers beyond anyone's imagination.
                    Oh, really, Dear? My, how that's so frightfully fascinating.

                    Listen, my father was a Pentecostal preacher. I've seen more than my share of people who were possessed by the devil. Some were real, there is no question there, but some (such as yourself) were just kooks, seeking attention and up to no good, such as Mary Lou, the woman who claimed to be possessed by a peanut butter demon.

                    Honestly, can't you think of something else to do, such as enjoying this beautiful 4th of July by getting right with once and for all?

                    Sincerely, Isabella W.


                    (Mrs.) Isabella White
                    Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                    • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

                      how do i become a True Christian

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                      • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

                        Originally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
                        how do i become a True Christian
                        Read Obey its every word. Don't rinse. But do repeat.
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

                          OK, i will go study the word now

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                          • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

                            Originally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
                            OK, i will go study the word now
                            Make sure you're reading a Bible and not one of those made-up tomes such as books of mormon, bagwams-sri-gita, analects of C., korans, upanishads, astronomy columns, anti-God cosmologists and so on. ALL OF THEM directly contradict The Bible but so often are marketed as "more-recent-testaments" or "books-the-bible-came-from" but they're not.

                            If they were, they would not contradict God. A sure sign.

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                            • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              Make sure you're reading a Bible and not one of those made-up tomes such as books of mormon, bagwams-sri-gita, analects of C., korans, upanishads, astronomy columns, anti-God cosmologists and so on. ALL OF THEM directly contradict The Bible but so often are marketed as "more-recent-testaments" or "books-the-bible-came-from" but they're not.

                              If they were, they would not contradict God. A sure sign.
                              what version should i read?

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                              • Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

                                Originally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
                                what version should i read?
                                This is the version that you must read, Dear; this one, and no other:



                                (Mrs.) Isabella White
                                Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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