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  • #91
    Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    [...] Porn posts were removed from the thread. Do you really want to see what they call 'scatting'?[...]
    Since I did not know what scatting is I had to Google it, or more precisely Youtube it. I fail to see how Ella Fitzgerald is porn, other than maybe to hardcore Jazz aficionado´s. I certainly would not call it inappropriate.
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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    • #92
      Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

      Originally posted by Roland View Post
      Since I did not know what scatting is I had to Google it, or more precisely Youtube it. I fail to see how Ella Fitzgerald is porn, other than maybe to hardcore Jazz aficionado´s. I certainly would not call it inappropriate.
      Don't play coy with us, Roland...you know exactly what "scatting" is!

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      • #93
        Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

        Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
        Don't play coy with us, Roland...you know exactly what "scatting" is!
        All the entries in Youtube I got were about Jazz, save two videos from a band called Skrillex. I heard that Google personalizes some results so your search might have led to different results. Maybe you would care to show us what you found when you were looking for scatting?
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • #94
          Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

          Originally posted by Roland View Post
          All the entries in Youtube I got were about Jazz, save two videos from a band called Skrillex. I heard that Google personalizes some results so your search might have led to different results. Maybe you would care to show us what you found when you were looking for scatting?
          Do your own research! Do you really need me to spoonfeed you scat?

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          • #95
            Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

            Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
            Do your own research! Do you really need me to spoonfeed you scat?
            To spoonfeed someone scat might imply shoving them feces in the mouth . Though that might be just what your god tells you to do.

            Scatting is vocal improvisation with wordless vocables,nonsense syllables or without words at all. Scat singing is a difficult technique that requires singers with the ability to sing improvised melodies and rhythms using the voice as an instrument rather than a speaking medium. According to Wikipedia.

            This has nothing to do with porn, save perhaps some hardcore Jazz aficionado´s, and certainly not with spoon feeding scat. The latter is perhaps something for the Christians as per Ezekiel 4:12
            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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            • #96
              Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

              Originally posted by Roland View Post
              All the entries in Youtube I got were about Jazz, save two videos from a band called Skrillex. I heard that Google personalizes some results so your search might have led to different results. Maybe you would care to show us what you found when you were looking for scatting?
              Please stop trying to pick up Mr Hammer he is not interested in you. Perhaps there is something wrong with my browser I can't seem to find your introductory thread or have you not posted one.


              ..click notice to introduce yourself

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              • #97
                Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                Please stop trying to pick up Mr Hammer he is not interested in you. Perhaps there is something wrong with my browser I can't seem to find your introductory thread or have you not posted one.f
                Hello Mitza,

                I can't seem to find my introductory thread either. This means it is either a problem in both our browsers or not a browser problem at all.

                As for your questions: My favourite bible verse has been given to me and stands under every post I make, my church can be found somewhat to the right under my user name and Jesus is not a common name in these parts of Europe so I have met none.
                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                • #98
                  Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                  Roland, I'm waiting for a sincere apology from you! True Christians have feelings, too...

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                  • #99
                    Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                    Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                    Roland, I'm waiting for a sincere apology from you! True Christians have feelings, too...
                    Dear Witch Hammer,

                    I do not know what I did to hurt your feelings but it hurts me to see you in agony. I apologize for anything that may have made you feel bad and I hope you feel better now.
                    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                    • #100
                      Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                      In fact, my nose is so out of joint about this, I won't be satisfied until you start a new thread and publicly grovel for Jesus and my forgiveness therein!

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                      • #101
                        Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                        Originally posted by Roland View Post
                        Dear Witch Hammer,

                        I do not know what I did to hurt your feelings but it hurts me to see you in agony. I apologize for anything that may have made you feel bad and I hope you feel better now.
                        Okay, fair enough. Now please apologize to Jesus with the same depth of pathos.

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                        • #102
                          Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                          Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                          In fact, my nose is so out of joint about this, I won't be satisfied until you start a new thread and publicly grovel for Jesus and my forgiveness therein!
                          Dear Witch Hammer,

                          Since you are a True Christian(tm), this scatting incident should be of no worry to you. You are without sin. My acts as a Pastafarian have no influence on your matters with Christ.
                          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                          • #103
                            Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                            Originally posted by Roland View Post
                            Dear Witch Hammer,

                            Since you are a True Christian™, this scatting incident should be of no worry to you. You are without sin. My acts as a Pastafarian have no influence on your matters with Christ.
                            That is correct. Still, I bristle when the unsaved get their dander up. It rouses me for a brutal game of wack-a-mole.

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                            • #104
                              Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                              Originally posted by Roland View Post
                              [doublespeak]
                              Our introduction section is for describing The Jesus, not a Jesus.

                              In this Guide for the Lost suggesting the grindcore (such as Epilepsy of Democracy) or even worse (anything from Merzbow) would be particularly unhelpful I'd have thought. Wouldn't you?

                              There is no Salvation in tentacles.

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                              • #105
                                Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                [..]
                                There is no Salvation in tentacles.

                                This looks like a delicious, tasty and simple recipe. For some reason squid and octopi seem less desirable for the market dwellers here and I can buy it for cheap. For reference I will post the complete recipe.

                                Ingredients

                                • noodles - 1 pack
                                • octopus - 14 oz (400 g) boiled
                                • onions - 2 cloves red
                                • garlic - 4 cloves

                                • tomatoes - 28 oz (800 g)
                                • olive oil - 1/5 cup (60 ml)
                                • black pepper
                                • salt

                                Preparation on Spaghetti with Octopus

                                Boil pasta, drain and leave it in a covered container.

                                Cut the octopus large, and the onion, and garlic too. Heat a wide and deep pot with fat and fry the onion and garlic.

                                Add octopus, stir and add chopped tomatoes. Leave everything to boil until the sauce is thickened.

                                Finally, season with spices, add some cherry tomatoes and a few minutes later, pour in the pasta. Stir and remove from the heat.
                                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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