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  • #1

    I'm looking for salvation

    Hello all you good christian white folk,

    my name is lucy and until now have been walking down the path of damnation, I have now seen the error of my ways and seek repentance.

    I hop I found the right place to help me
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    Re: I'm looking for salvation

    We only worship one God here, little girl.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: I'm looking for salvation

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      little girl.
      Isn't tha abit condescending as A first greeting OLD MAN

      I know there is only one God but unfortunately in my past I haven't been seen to seek his approval, for which I am sorry for now

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      • #4
        Re: I'm looking for salvation

        Originally posted by LucieLoo View Post
        Isn't tha abit condescending as A first greeting OLD MAN

        I know there is only one God but unfortunately in my past I haven't been seen to seek his approval, for which I am sorry for now
        There's no need to get uppity, young lady. I would ask that you keep a respectful tongue in your head when addressing your betters.

        Now on to the business at hand, what sins have you been wallowing in? Spare no detail as we have heard it all before.

        James 5:16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #5
          Re: I'm looking for salvation

          Originally posted by LucieLoo View Post
          I know there is only one God
          Then why did you say you were from "Gods country"?
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          • #6
            Re: I'm looking for salvation

            Originally posted by LucieLoo View Post
            Hello all you good christian white folk,

            my name is lucy and until now have been walking down the path of damnation, I have now seen the error of my ways and seek repentance.

            I hop I found the right place to help me
            The question is... have you QUIT the sin(s)? Lesbanianism? Heroin? Check fraud?

            As Christians, we cannot enable you if you are still walking with Satan as a heathenist foul Philistine.

            Tell us more of your wicked ways and why you love Jesus more than life itself.

            YIC
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • #7
              Re: I'm looking for salvation

              Originally posted by LucieLoo View Post
              Hello all you good christian white folk,

              my name is lucy and until now have been walking down the path of damnation, I have now seen the error of my ways and seek repentance.
              Hello Lucy,

              Not all True Christians™ are white folk, so you should stop your racism right there. We do have a de-negrofication program of course, but no matter how we try, they will never be TRULY WHITE™.

              I hop I found the right place to help me
              I think you will find that IHOP would be on a corner near you! Did you come here for Fluffy Butter-Milk Pancakes and sausage links or for Salvation™, missy?

              YIC,

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              Just see what He offers me....
              Down here my sins forgiven,
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              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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              • #8
                Re: I'm looking for salvation

                Now little Lucy, has your husband or father filed a permission slip withn the Church secretary, giving you permission to be on the internet? Be truthful, once the DoF file is created, I'll know if you are lying.

                Tell me Lucy, how many soldiers for Christ have you produced so far?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: I'm looking for salvation

                  Hello to all that have replied, I have nothing to do with my father as he used to beat me and my mother when I was young, I left home @ the age of 14 and have been working in certain establishments since (not ones good christian people go to).

                  I went through a rough patch for the last 3 yrs involvong drugs and men but for the last year I have been a good girl and have actually been going to church 3-4 times a week.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I'm looking for salvation

                    [QUOTE=LucieLoo;544280]
                    Hello to all that have replied, I have nothing to do with my father as he used to beat me and my mother when I was young, I left home @ the age of 14 and have been working in certain establishments since (not ones good christian people go to).
                    You where a slut, is that why your dad beat you?
                    I went through a rough patch for the last 3 yrs involvong drugs and men but for the last year I have been a good girl and have actually been going to church 3-4 times a week.
                    What a piker, I go at least twice a day, four times on Sunday. Jesus does not like it if you don't give 110% effort.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I'm looking for salvation

                      Originally posted by LucieLoo View Post
                      I went through a rough patch for the last 3 yrs involvong drugs and men but for the last year I have been a good girl and have actually been going to church 3-4 times a week.
                      Do you have your husbands permission to be here?

                      Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
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                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #12
                        Re: I'm looking for salvation

                        [QUOTE=James Dewitt;544402]
                        Originally posted by LucieLoo View Post

                        You where a slut, is that why your dad beat you?


                        What a piker, I go at least twice a day, four times on Sunday. Jesus does not like it if you don't give 110% effort.
                        My Dad beat me because he was a horrible drunk! and I was pure and innocent then

                        when you consider I never went church 3-4 is not bad for me, it's the reason i'm here for guidance as i'm too shy to ask some in person.

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Do you have your husbands permission to be here?

                        I'm not married sir

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                        • #13
                          Re: I'm looking for salvation

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          Then why did you say you were from "Gods country"?

                          Sorry but I thought you knew that the KJV was written here in England for King James I who was the head of the Church of England, I just thought since I lived where the founder of the KJV was from then it must be Gods country.

                          Excuse my nievaty

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                          • #14
                            Re: I'm looking for salvation

                            Originally posted by LucieLoo View Post
                            My Dad beat me because he was a horrible drunk!
                            Don't speak about your father in that tongue, young lady. Beating your children is a sign of good discipline, not drunkenness, and it is in full accordance with God's law.
                            Proverbs 23:13: Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
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                            • #15
                              Re: I'm looking for salvation

                              Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                              Don't speak about your father in that tongue, young lady. Beating your children is a sign of good discipline, not drunkenness, and it is in full accordance with God's law.
                              Proverbs 23:13: Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

                              yeah what ever, take it you're a drunk too? do you beat your children at the age of 6 for not cooking your tea too?

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