Tweet
EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!
When LORD GOD created this Earth, he saw that it was GOOD (Genesis 1:31)! This was the initial condition but, alas, we know very well that it did not last. Womankind SINNED grievously, took mankind down to the cesspits of corruption and smothered also other Creation with her filth.
On day five God Brought Forth moving creatures in abundance, such as great whales and other fish after their kind (Genesis 1:20-21). Also these creations were initially good (Genesis 1:31). But all Creation was corrupted due to the woman's misdemeanors (Romans 8:22). Because of all this we must be weary of God's lesser Creatures. They also can be corrupted and tools for SATAN in his vile plan to take over the World before the End of Times (Revelation 20:7). These vile unclean animals are vermin (1) that are loathsome (Leviticus 11:29-1-45) and it's OK to eradicate them. It's OK to subdue them (Genesis 1: 28). This list includes rats, snakes, locusts, creeping things, pigeons, prairie dogs, etc.
Based on my recent research project, I conclude that this list must be supplemented with dolphins. This might be obvious to any clear-minded True Christian™ as these members of the fish kind (2) are slimy, have fake laughs and provide entertainment with insufficiently clothed young women and men to lure innocent young mind inconspicously into thoughts of fornication. However, many people actually find these scaly things charming, due to which the following presentation has been prepared.
Do NOT get the false smile of this fish to betray you (Mark 13:22)!
1. Dolphins are sodomites
Unfortunate but true, dolphins are known to engage in masturbation. Masturbation is sex with oneself, and oneself is always of the same sex as one also is, thus, sex with oneself is one of the homersex kinds. The Interwebs have ample evidence that this takes place with the culprit showing a devious smile on its animal "face". The disgusting video can be found HERE, but I dare not show it in full on the post as Ladies, young children and impressionable your wannabe homers might see it.
For, this, dolphins should be ERADICATED.
A disgusting image, a dolphin
engaged in self-abuse (Genesis 38:9)!
Furthermore, dolphins engage in sexual acts with members of other species. In the above link the animal has sex with a member of another fish kind. Interspecies sex = bestiality = capital offence (Leviticus 18:23)! And as dolphins are NOT accountable with regard to secular law, we can punish them by the Good Book with the appropriate punishment. Death (Exodus 22:19; footnote 3). And to make things worse, dolphins are rapists that have several times forcibly taken men's (human male members) virginity, innocence and hope for salvation (and this, of course, took place near the Gayman Islands). Let alone for this they deserve EXTERMINATION.
In fact, also GREAT WORLD LEADERS have been subjected to the dolphin RAPE. The dophins are this case cooperating with cat licks, which is no surprise! There is convincing evidence that a Godly man, Vladimir Putin, was actually raped by a male dolphin after some mind control (5)! Fortunately, in his case, the experience must have led to Putin's verified acceptance of JESUS and the current Godly Russian legislation with healthy attitudes on abominable homers! This tells us that dolphins must all be ELIMINATED!
Mr. Putin in Shock after the dolphin incident (Daniel 2:31)!
And things get STILL worse. Dolphins also LOVE necrophilia. Sex with DEAD BODIES. Again, the example above shows a dolphin male member having intercourse with a DEAD fish, a beheaded fish. There you have it. Bestiality, sodomy, masturbation, interspecies sex, rape, lower colonic rape. How are we supposed to have a man marry his rapist if and when the rapist is a dolphin. It does not work out! Homermarriage is satanic (Lev. 18:22, Deut. 20:13, 1 Kings 14:24, Rom. 1:25-28, 1 Cor. 6:9, 1 Tim. 1:9-10,). In addition, you cannot marry soulless fish! The only way is to commit suicide, a grievous sin and whatever you do, you end up in HELL. Dolphins cause innocent men to end up in HELL all the time due to their loose homersex practices. Alone this tells us that they must be made EXTINCT!
2. Dolphins are bad influence
Kids loooooove dolphins and think they are cute and loverly. This has led to campaigns where the dolphin fad is utilized, sometimes with a good purpose but disastrous results. Let's look at an example! A formerly Godly man, Paul Horner, launched a nice campaign to help children and adults get rid of the initially sweet but ultimately evil, abominable and vomit-triggering practice of self-abuse, of masturbation (4). He had a brilliant idea of introducing Fappy, the anti-masturbation dolphin. Needless to say, the subliminal effects of pretending to be a dolphin were too much even for a Christian mindset and the poor man, Paul Homer, succumbed to public exhibitionism and masturbation. A sad tale that could have been avoided if we had realized in time that ALL dolphins must be EXPUNGED!
Fappy the dolphin, a Godly endeavor that turned homer (Romans 1:27)!
Dolphins are also presented as playful fun sideshows in water parks and other locations where children gather to have fun. In some places, they are even permitted to feed or touch these slimy fish. True Christians™! Do NOT expose your families to these atrocities!
3. People are already being persecuted
Satan has turned public opinion against the utilization of God's resources He Created for our benefit. Fishing industries in Japan and Norway are suffering because false Christian homers and vegetarians are trying to prevent dolphin catchers from practicing their trade! These massive efforts by concerned citizens to help us get rid of the dolphin vermin are being undermined in a most atrocious manner as we speak! In addition, many tuna fishers are being ostracized for taking in dolphins as collateral damage. Instead, this should be promoted and subsidized further. Let's pray for these brave fishermen who are helping us to have dolphins ERASED!
Previous studies have also shown that, similar to other fish, dolphins show very little adaptive capacity. Some secular scientists claim that they are mammals and actually related to cows. Such preposterous lies cannot be taken seriously by any intelligent True Christians™ . Still, Satan's minions, the naturalistic scholars, continue propagating this claim (6). Alone for this travesty, dolphins must all be shown the EXIT!
A disgusting image of a young boy being seduced (1 John 2:26)!
CONCLUSIONS
Dolphins may have been created GOOD but they have long been used as a tool of SATAN to rape innocent Godly men and boychildren, promoting masturbation, corrupting world leaders and for the persecution of honest professionals.
They are rats, vermin, fleas, bed bugs, killer ants. A plague brought upon us due to the original sin of the harlot first woman in Eden. God's will is to KILL THEM ALL. We must do as God tells us (Isaiah 66:17).
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
FOOTNOTES
1. See also Conservapedia for their excellent treatise on vermin .
2. Baraminology is a brach of Creation Science that attempt to determine the originally Created kinds that went into the Ark during the Flood. Of course, dolphins and other fish never had to go into the Ark as they dwelled in the waters during that time. Many Ark kinds have been reliably assessed (Jean Lightner:Mammalian Ark Kinds, Answers Research Journal, Oct 31 2012). Of course, as noted also by Lightner, fish kinds remain to be determined.
3. We have to remember here that from the viewpoint of a dolphin, a human is of another species and, thus, bestiality covers the situation very well. Of course, the human victim is also subjected to God's WRATH for having sex with a beast.
4. We almost had to change our family name a few years ago when my younger boys Mark and Luke embraced fully the sinful potential of their tallywhacker. They actually called Luke "Master Bates" at school. Mercury salve and my rod eventually helped him overcome the habit. Now he's the cleanest and tidiest boy imaginable, he washes his own clothes and bed linen two-three times a week and empties his on dustbin (never recycles paper as that would be an abomination).
5. See, for instance, between 7:00 and 8:00. This is very powerful personal testimony by a woman persecuted by cat licks.
6. Read Genesis 1 for God's sake and you'll see how absurd this claim is!
On day five God Brought Forth moving creatures in abundance, such as great whales and other fish after their kind (Genesis 1:20-21). Also these creations were initially good (Genesis 1:31). But all Creation was corrupted due to the woman's misdemeanors (Romans 8:22). Because of all this we must be weary of God's lesser Creatures. They also can be corrupted and tools for SATAN in his vile plan to take over the World before the End of Times (Revelation 20:7). These vile unclean animals are vermin (1) that are loathsome (Leviticus 11:29-1-45) and it's OK to eradicate them. It's OK to subdue them (Genesis 1: 28). This list includes rats, snakes, locusts, creeping things, pigeons, prairie dogs, etc.
Based on my recent research project, I conclude that this list must be supplemented with dolphins. This might be obvious to any clear-minded True Christian™ as these members of the fish kind (2) are slimy, have fake laughs and provide entertainment with insufficiently clothed young women and men to lure innocent young mind inconspicously into thoughts of fornication. However, many people actually find these scaly things charming, due to which the following presentation has been prepared.
Do NOT get the false smile of this fish to betray you (Mark 13:22)!
1. Dolphins are sodomites
Unfortunate but true, dolphins are known to engage in masturbation. Masturbation is sex with oneself, and oneself is always of the same sex as one also is, thus, sex with oneself is one of the homersex kinds. The Interwebs have ample evidence that this takes place with the culprit showing a devious smile on its animal "face". The disgusting video can be found HERE, but I dare not show it in full on the post as Ladies, young children and impressionable your wannabe homers might see it.
For, this, dolphins should be ERADICATED.A disgusting image, a dolphin
engaged in self-abuse (Genesis 38:9)!
Furthermore, dolphins engage in sexual acts with members of other species. In the above link the animal has sex with a member of another fish kind. Interspecies sex = bestiality = capital offence (Leviticus 18:23)! And as dolphins are NOT accountable with regard to secular law, we can punish them by the Good Book with the appropriate punishment. Death (Exodus 22:19; footnote 3). And to make things worse, dolphins are rapists that have several times forcibly taken men's (human male members) virginity, innocence and hope for salvation (and this, of course, took place near the Gayman Islands). Let alone for this they deserve EXTERMINATION.
In fact, also GREAT WORLD LEADERS have been subjected to the dolphin RAPE. The dophins are this case cooperating with cat licks, which is no surprise! There is convincing evidence that a Godly man, Vladimir Putin, was actually raped by a male dolphin after some mind control (5)! Fortunately, in his case, the experience must have led to Putin's verified acceptance of JESUS and the current Godly Russian legislation with healthy attitudes on abominable homers! This tells us that dolphins must all be ELIMINATED!
Mr. Putin in Shock after the dolphin incident (Daniel 2:31)!
And things get STILL worse. Dolphins also LOVE necrophilia. Sex with DEAD BODIES. Again, the example above shows a dolphin male member having intercourse with a DEAD fish, a beheaded fish. There you have it. Bestiality, sodomy, masturbation, interspecies sex, rape, lower colonic rape. How are we supposed to have a man marry his rapist if and when the rapist is a dolphin. It does not work out! Homermarriage is satanic (Lev. 18:22, Deut. 20:13, 1 Kings 14:24, Rom. 1:25-28, 1 Cor. 6:9, 1 Tim. 1:9-10,). In addition, you cannot marry soulless fish! The only way is to commit suicide, a grievous sin and whatever you do, you end up in HELL. Dolphins cause innocent men to end up in HELL all the time due to their loose homersex practices. Alone this tells us that they must be made EXTINCT!
2. Dolphins are bad influence
Kids loooooove dolphins and think they are cute and loverly. This has led to campaigns where the dolphin fad is utilized, sometimes with a good purpose but disastrous results. Let's look at an example! A formerly Godly man, Paul Horner, launched a nice campaign to help children and adults get rid of the initially sweet but ultimately evil, abominable and vomit-triggering practice of self-abuse, of masturbation (4). He had a brilliant idea of introducing Fappy, the anti-masturbation dolphin. Needless to say, the subliminal effects of pretending to be a dolphin were too much even for a Christian mindset and the poor man, Paul Homer, succumbed to public exhibitionism and masturbation. A sad tale that could have been avoided if we had realized in time that ALL dolphins must be EXPUNGED!
Fappy the dolphin, a Godly endeavor that turned homer (Romans 1:27)!
Dolphins are also presented as playful fun sideshows in water parks and other locations where children gather to have fun. In some places, they are even permitted to feed or touch these slimy fish. True Christians™! Do NOT expose your families to these atrocities!
3. People are already being persecuted
Satan has turned public opinion against the utilization of God's resources He Created for our benefit. Fishing industries in Japan and Norway are suffering because false Christian homers and vegetarians are trying to prevent dolphin catchers from practicing their trade! These massive efforts by concerned citizens to help us get rid of the dolphin vermin are being undermined in a most atrocious manner as we speak! In addition, many tuna fishers are being ostracized for taking in dolphins as collateral damage. Instead, this should be promoted and subsidized further. Let's pray for these brave fishermen who are helping us to have dolphins ERASED!
Previous studies have also shown that, similar to other fish, dolphins show very little adaptive capacity. Some secular scientists claim that they are mammals and actually related to cows. Such preposterous lies cannot be taken seriously by any intelligent True Christians™ . Still, Satan's minions, the naturalistic scholars, continue propagating this claim (6). Alone for this travesty, dolphins must all be shown the EXIT!
A disgusting image of a young boy being seduced (1 John 2:26)!
CONCLUSIONS
Dolphins may have been created GOOD but they have long been used as a tool of SATAN to rape innocent Godly men and boychildren, promoting masturbation, corrupting world leaders and for the persecution of honest professionals.
They are rats, vermin, fleas, bed bugs, killer ants. A plague brought upon us due to the original sin of the harlot first woman in Eden. God's will is to KILL THEM ALL. We must do as God tells us (Isaiah 66:17).
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
FOOTNOTES
1. See also Conservapedia for their excellent treatise on vermin .
2. Baraminology is a brach of Creation Science that attempt to determine the originally Created kinds that went into the Ark during the Flood. Of course, dolphins and other fish never had to go into the Ark as they dwelled in the waters during that time. Many Ark kinds have been reliably assessed (Jean Lightner:Mammalian Ark Kinds, Answers Research Journal, Oct 31 2012). Of course, as noted also by Lightner, fish kinds remain to be determined.
3. We have to remember here that from the viewpoint of a dolphin, a human is of another species and, thus, bestiality covers the situation very well. Of course, the human victim is also subjected to God's WRATH for having sex with a beast.
4. We almost had to change our family name a few years ago when my younger boys Mark and Luke embraced fully the sinful potential of their tallywhacker. They actually called Luke "Master Bates" at school. Mercury salve and my rod eventually helped him overcome the habit. Now he's the cleanest and tidiest boy imaginable, he washes his own clothes and bed linen two-three times a week and empties his on dustbin (never recycles paper as that would be an abomination).
5. See, for instance, between 7:00 and 8:00. This is very powerful personal testimony by a woman persecuted by cat licks.
6. Read Genesis 1 for God's sake and you'll see how absurd this claim is!
Unthinkable!
.
Comment