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  • #46
    Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    My dear Girl,

    I'm afraid that the rule of Satan is the actual state of affairs in most parts of the Earth's disk as we speak. There are very few isolated spots of True Christian™ resistance. A sure sign of the end of times!

    Titus 2:13 - Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ;


    In the meantime, we are losing more and more souls to Satan because of his most attractive tool, homersex! He must have recruited the dolphins because of their HUMONGOUS tallywhackers that are not only long but also flexible. I surmise homers wish to experience oral sex simultanously with the more common lower colonic version and these thingies make it possible during a single session!




    Disgusting to contemplate, disgusting to see but we must not avert our eyes from the filth of this world but pray and explain the Good Book to the sinner, the heathen, the homer.

    1 John 1:5
    This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    Dear Mr White,

    Thank you for reminding me of how Jesus is coming soon to take over the world from this dark descent it has fallen into. Sometimes, I wish that when I get married, my husband and would spend our honeymoon ridding the world of these beasts.

    I am disgusted with the images you provided, but I know they are for my own good, so thank you. Thank you for providing me with more energy to fight against homers. I pray for them daily, as the men with stronger stomachs than I fight the demons in gay men in the name of Jesus every day. Colossians 1:3-4 "We give thanks to God and the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, praying always for you, Since we heard of your faith in Christ Jesus, and of the love which ye have to all the saints."

    One question, besides Freehold, where are some of the few places on God's flat earth that are still upholding True Christian values? My future husband and I are not yet True Christians, so we can't even consider moving there. However, he wants to get away from all these liberals.

    Yours in Christ,
    Elizabeth
    "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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    • #47
      Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

      I feel like I'm going to vomit. I've been scared of those evil things since I was little! I knew they were pure evil!! I have half a mind to go to take a bat to one right now!
      1 Corinthians 11:3
      But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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      • #48
        Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

        Scientists in West Wales are puzzled by what appears to be a spate of violent attacks by Cardigan Bay’s famous bottlenose dolphins on smaller porpoises.

        Scientists in West Wales are baffled by what appears to be a spate of violent attacks by Cardigan Bay’s famous bottlenose dolphins


        What is causing dolphins to launch these violent attacks on porpoises off the Welsh coast? [Edit EB: Satan - definitely Satan.]

        Scientists in West Wales are baffled by what appears to be a spate of violent attacks by Cardigan Bay’s famous bottlenose dolphins. [Edit EB: scientists are permanently baffled!]

        Already this summer there’ve been at least four incidents.

        In May, volunteers from New Quay-based Cardigan Bay Marine Wildlife Centre (CBMWC) rescued a porpoise that stranded on the beach after being chased by dolphins. Then last month researchers witnessed three dolphins killing a porpoise, with another similar incident a week later.

        And then last week (July 7) the crew of CBMWC’s research vessel Anna Lloyd watched in astonishment as three dolphins repeatedly pounced on a porpoise, forcing it underwater then throwing it in the air only yards from the boat.
        Dolphins are not cuddly: they are nature's psychopaths, Just look how they try to defeat God's Porpoise!
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #49
          Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

          Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
          One question, besides Freehold, where are some of the few places on God's flat earth that are still upholding True Christian values? My future husband and I are not yet True Christians, so we can't even consider moving there. However, he wants to get away from all these liberals.

          Dear aspiring Sister,

          Many LBC members, True Christians™ are scattered round the Earth's disk doing missionary work or servicing Jesus in many ways outside of Freehold. It is possible to establish a sanctuary for those in True Faith™ with the household as the basic unit. There your husband can rest in between his Godly missions and you can serve his needs when he's home. The rod will help your children to gain in Godliness.

          Matthew 18:20
          For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.


          Originally posted by The Flowerpot View Post
          I feel like I'm going to vomit. I've been scared of those evil things since I was little! I knew they were pure evil!! I have half a mind to go to take a bat to one right now!
          Thank you for your friendly post! I hope this thread will be the beginning of a world-wide movement to save souls and irritate Satan by exterminating these slimy vermin!

          Revelation 18:2
          And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.



          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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          • #50
            Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Scientists in West Wales are puzzled by what appears to be a spate of violent attacks by Cardigan Bay’s famous bottlenose dolphins on smaller porpoises.

            Scientists in West Wales are baffled by what appears to be a spate of violent attacks by Cardigan Bay’s famous bottlenose dolphins


            Dolphins are not cuddly: they are nature's psychopaths, Just look how they try to defeat God's Porpoise!
            This is outstanding news! Could it be that the final spark of the original Creation by GOD OUR LORD is still aflame in the tiny, smooth fishy brains of the vile dolphins? Could they actually despise their own sorry and abominable state so much that they have started to exterminate each other!? Perhaps the beachings of dolphins and other fish that have remained a mystery are actually VERY EASY to explain from the SPIRITUAL viewpoint! These beasts cannot stand the Satanic homerdemons but rather commit suicide!



            So much hope for us at this crucial moment at the End of Times!

            Revelation 2:13
            I know thy works, and where thou dwellest, even where Satan's seat is: and thou holdest fast my name, and hast not denied my faith, even in those days wherein Antipas was my faithful martyr, who was slain among you, where Satan dwelleth.



            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • #51
              Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

              Pray for Brent Buchanan, confederate dolphin fishermen persecuted by the lieberal federal government.



              Boat captain admits to shooting dolphin with shotgun in Mississippi


              GULFPORT, Miss. - A commercial boat captain from Bayou La Batre, Ala., has pleaded guilty to shooting a dolphin with a shotgun in the Mississippi Sound in the summer of 2012.

              The Sun Herald reports Brent Buchanan faces maximum penalties of one year in prison and a $100,000 fine at his sentencing on Feb. 24.

              Buchanan was charged with taking a marine mammal in a bill of information filed in federal court Thursday. He pleaded guilty Tuesday before

              Magistrate Judge John M. Roper. Roper allowed him to remain free on an unsecured $25,000 bond pending sentencing.

              Online court records don't say why Buchanan shot the dolphin, if he killed it or whether it was hoisted aboard his vessel.
              This is yet another example of Obama's regime taking our guns away, this time for shooting a fish, most likely in self defense from rape.

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              • #52
                Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

                Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                Pray for Brent Buchanan, confederate dolphin fishermen persecuted by the lieberal federal government.



                This is yet another example of Obama's regime taking our guns away, this time for shooting a fish, most likely in self defense from rape.
                Brother Buchanan will be rewarded in Heaven for doing the work that should be assigned to heavily armed officials everywhere. His being persecuted adds to his Godliness!

                Matthew 5:12
                Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.



                And thanks to him, there's one less slippery sodomistic fish to seduce our boys and the few (very few) Godly political leaders of the world!

                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • #53
                  Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

                  A welcome update on the dolphin issue!



                  Although Japan is a heathen country, they can still do God's work and their actions can sometimes be delightful for Jesus. The annual dolphin hunt has begun! The location is Taiji Cove and the vistas are magnificent!


                  Isaiah 13:22
                  And the wild beasts of the islands shall cry in their desolate houses, and dragons in their pleasant palaces: and her time is near to come, and her days shall not be prolonged.



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                  • #54
                    Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

                    Christian businesses like SeaWorld are currently under attack by dolphin hugging lieberals. There is nothing wrong with keeping dolphins in captivity, in fact this is the only form dolphins should be allowed to exist, how hillarious isn't it seeing those dumb fishes doing stupid tricks?

                    Godly Brother Vladimir Putin (a friend of Jesus) here approves of dolphins in captivity with this blessing of Moscow's new dolphinarium with freshly wild-caught orcas (a whale of the dolphin kind) straight from the Arctic. If we capture enough dolphins for this kind of family entertainment they will hopefully soon be exterminated in their natural environment.

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                    • #55
                      Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

                      A fun and family friendly way for Brother Putin to help reduce the ever present dolphin menace, and also help strengthen his country's economy, would be to host canned "pay per kill" dolphin safaris at the aquarium. They gotta come up for air sometime.

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                      • #56
                        Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

                        I read about that Blackfish movie. What boggled my mind was the fact that Shamu was still alive after slaughtering three people! It killed a woman in 1991, a man in 1999, and another woman in 2010, and it still hasn't been put down. A human who did that would rightly be called a serial killer. In fact, that's the same number murdered by the Boston Marathon bomber, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, who was just sentenced to death. The real-life action hero Eric Rudolph only blew away two in his quest to avenge the innocent babies shredded by abortionists and the proto-babies left writhing in the diseased colons of homosexuals. He was given four life sentences, which doesn't even make sense. Our society literally values the life of a fish over human life.
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                        • #57
                          Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

                          Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                          Here a dolphin seduces and mates with a woman. Disgusting, sinful creatures. Should be put to death, all of them.
                          dUDE YOU NEED TO SEE THE SYMBLOISM IN DOLPIIIIIINS

                          THEYRE SO HAPPY

                          LIKE GOD

                          U KNOW

                          NO HATIN

                          XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD))))))))<3

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                          • #58
                            Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

                            Originally posted by HomoBlackTransWoman View Post
                            THE SYMBLOISM IN DOLPIIIIIINS
                            Symbloism in dolpiins is the worst part about it

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                            • #59
                              Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

                              Originally posted by HomoBlackTransWoman View Post


                              Blah, blah, blah...

                              Excuse me...person, I wonder if you might clear up some confusion I have been enduring ever since the politically correct term to describe your condition came into use. I get the homo part- you are a homosexual and Hell bound. I get the black thing- you have either been burned or you are a Negroe, probably the latter. What does TransWoman mean? Are you a man who pretends to be a woman or a woman who pretends to be a man? This gender mixing stuff is confusing. Also. I will pray that you are saved and don't have to get burned up in Hell.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                              • #60
                                Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

                                Originally posted by HomoBlackTransWoman View Post
                                dUDE YOU NEED TO SEE THE SYMBLOISM IN DOLPIIIIIINS

                                THEYRE SO HAPPY

                                LIKE GOD

                                U KNOW

                                NO HATIN

                                XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD))))))))<3
                                Heroin addicts are "happy" too. What does that prove?

                                Dolphins are delicious. God gave them to us to use as we please. Read the Bible.

                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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