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Okay, it's about 1:30 PM in Rangoon and boy, is it hot! Not Iowa-style dry heat, I mean Chelsea Clinton's loins in a lesbian disco party humid heat. Sorry for the visual. It's hard to think with it this hot.
The Buddhist hippie savages are all over the place:
They are even adorning themselves with the number of the beast, 666, though they are too stupid to figure out which side is up, and how many digits the number of the beast has.
Okay, I will start by dealing with accusations that I'm doing something sinful, here's my rebuttal:
Okay now for the nuts and bolts questions:
How do I get there?
My learjet is on the airstrip right now, first come, first serve.
What about accommadations?
Don't worry, I have lots business connections who have top-notch guest rooms. No sleeping in a bamboo hut, trust me. Apart from the companies that make Republican Campaign gear, there are 459 corporations that do business in Myanmar, many of them big Republican Donors. You WILL be taken care of.
How about I visit for the weekend?
Okay, but take Friday off work. There's a feeling in the air here like we're coming to a big showdown. For all you folks who are kicking yourselves for having missed out on the Tienamen square cleansing, don't miss out again!
Any stories or photos to share with us?
I'm afraid I can't disclose all the details, but let me just say the media's figure of only 9 dead is absurdly low. Here's a photo:
I have my own, much better photos, but they're a little too incriminating for my tastes.
Updates to follow.
The Buddhist hippie savages are all over the place:
They are even adorning themselves with the number of the beast, 666, though they are too stupid to figure out which side is up, and how many digits the number of the beast has.
Okay, I will start by dealing with accusations that I'm doing something sinful, here's my rebuttal:
1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
2 Chronicles 15:12-13: They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
It's one of the great mysteries of the Bible: on one hand, we are bound by our contract with God to kill non-Christians. If we fail to kill non-Christians, we are in breach of contract. Yet, on the other hand, God orders us to obey the law. Even if we're in the USSR, or the threatening United Nations Global Totalitarian Socialist Homocracy, God wants us to obey the law.
Or does He?
1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
The second half of 1st Peter 2:15 shows the reason that we are to obey the law: because it disproves the arguments of our enemies. We do not obey the law for the sake of obeying the law, we obey the law because we want to create a law-abiding image for public consumption.
In short, 1st Peter 2:15 states that law-breaking is not the sin, it is GETTING CAUGHT BREAKING THE LAW that is the sin.
For example, according to the U.N., the liberation of Iraq was a war crime. However God has blessed Bush and the Republican Part more than ever. Why? Because Bush has never been brought to court or punished for his Godly war crimes. In short, he has put to silence the ignorence of the foolish U.N. So invading Iraq may be a crime, but it's not a sin.
If you're still not convinced read:
Acts 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
2 Chronicles 15:12-13: They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
It's one of the great mysteries of the Bible: on one hand, we are bound by our contract with God to kill non-Christians. If we fail to kill non-Christians, we are in breach of contract. Yet, on the other hand, God orders us to obey the law. Even if we're in the USSR, or the threatening United Nations Global Totalitarian Socialist Homocracy, God wants us to obey the law.
Or does He?
1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
The second half of 1st Peter 2:15 shows the reason that we are to obey the law: because it disproves the arguments of our enemies. We do not obey the law for the sake of obeying the law, we obey the law because we want to create a law-abiding image for public consumption.
In short, 1st Peter 2:15 states that law-breaking is not the sin, it is GETTING CAUGHT BREAKING THE LAW that is the sin.
For example, according to the U.N., the liberation of Iraq was a war crime. However God has blessed Bush and the Republican Part more than ever. Why? Because Bush has never been brought to court or punished for his Godly war crimes. In short, he has put to silence the ignorence of the foolish U.N. So invading Iraq may be a crime, but it's not a sin.
If you're still not convinced read:
Acts 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men
How do I get there?
My learjet is on the airstrip right now, first come, first serve.
What about accommadations?
Don't worry, I have lots business connections who have top-notch guest rooms. No sleeping in a bamboo hut, trust me. Apart from the companies that make Republican Campaign gear, there are 459 corporations that do business in Myanmar, many of them big Republican Donors. You WILL be taken care of.
How about I visit for the weekend?
Okay, but take Friday off work. There's a feeling in the air here like we're coming to a big showdown. For all you folks who are kicking yourselves for having missed out on the Tienamen square cleansing, don't miss out again!
Any stories or photos to share with us?
I'm afraid I can't disclose all the details, but let me just say the media's figure of only 9 dead is absurdly low. Here's a photo:
I have my own, much better photos, but they're a little too incriminating for my tastes.
Updates to follow.
You LBC-ers quite like these hunts, I see...
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