Hello

[ISayRespectfullyNo]

Greetings, my name is Matthew as it is said in English.

I do not have a favorite verse however I enjoy the parts of the bible that teach treating others fairly and with respect for life as a whole.

I live in Norway.

I attend no churches, and as such you are free to judge me as you please.

I have no children, for I am too young for such.

I do not belong to any religion, not even atheists, for I wish to respect those who are of religious belonging, even though I am not myself. Most Atheists lack proper view of the world, and I would not like to be pitted with most of them. I belong only to those I belong to, be that life, death, someone something or myself - it matters little to me.

I have come here to discuss, I do not seek to cause trouble and will do my best not to do so, if my non-religious state bothers you, then I am sorry for having caused inconvenience.

My former best friend has made it abundantly clear that I am going to hell, so that is already out of the way.

Thank you for having me!

PS. Please do tell if I missed anything in my introductory post, I am a beginner after all.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Friend, this is a friendly Christian forum, Not LivingUnderSeaLevel.Net

We talk about the Bible and the Perfection of God, not flowers and foot splinters.

[ISayRespectfullyNo]

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I am not sure I understand what you mean. Please reiterate?

[ExGay Alex]

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He means, if you're not here to praise Jesus, why are you here?

Suppose I never go rock climbing. I have no interest in it at all. I go to a rock climbing forum, create a profile, and go to the introduction section. There I find instructions: introduce yourself, tell us what your favorite mountain is to climb, how go got into rock climbing, etc.

So I post an introduction that says: "Hi, I live in Norway, and I don't like rock climbing at all. I don't have a favorite mountain because I think rock climbing is a waste of time and energy. My parents raised me as a rock climber, but I reject it. Judge me as you will."

Then I let it go at that. Wouldn't I have to be some sort of weirdo to do that? When the rock climbers say "Hey, we're a rock climbing group" I wouldn't say "Oops, I am from Norway and I don't understand."

If you are not here to how the Lord entered you, then what, precisely, is the point? Are you here to praise Jesus or not?

What ARE your interests? What other website are you on? I want to know, so I can go there and say "Hi, my name is Alex, and I have NO INTEREST in _______________, which I think is a stupid hobby." And give me your user name on that website, so I can tell everyone that YOU sent me.

[ISayRespectfullyNo]

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What ARE your interests? What other website are you on? I want to know, so I can go there and say "Hi, my name is Alex, and I have NO INTEREST in _______________, which I think is a stupid hobby." And give me your user name on that website, so I can tell everyone that YOU sent me.

As I said, I didn't mean to offend. Your forum site simply seemed similar to the one of my belonging. And I simply wished to discuss and share opinions! You are right, and I guess I do owe you the opportunity to perform the same action along with my apologies: *Gay Porn Link Removed*this is another site I frequent. My name there is "Ravening Wolf". Enjoy!

[James Hutchins]

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Friend, we are loving, understanding True Christians(tm) who just want to talk about the Bible and how God absolutely controls every facet of our daily lives. Pretty simple.

[Faith_Machine]

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Ravening Wolf? What are you, some kind of serial killer?

[ExGay Alex]

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Ravening wolf, eh? No, not a serial killer, but a liar and a fraud. Matthew 7:15 comes so appropriately to mind....

I suppose you thought we would miss the reference?

[Faith_Machine]

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Wow, this person really needs our help!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Greetings, my name is Matthew as it is said in English.

"Matthew" is said in the Bible and therefore said that way in every language. If you're saying it any other way, you're plain wrong.

I live in Norway.

...so you drive a Volvo, eat meatballs and like Abba.

I have no children, for I am too young for such.

So, you are under 14 years of age? Have you your father's permission to post here?

I have come here to discuss,

As Pastor Zeke will probably tell you, this is not a discussion site. The discussion is over: Jesus is the only way to heaven - case closed.

[Lallyann46]

Re: Hello

Greetings, my name is Matthew as it is said in English.

I do not have a favorite verse however I enjoy the parts of the bible that teach treating others fairly and with respect for life as a whole.

I live in Norway.

I attend no churches, and as such you are free to judge me as you please.

I have no children, for I am too young for such.

I do not belong to any religion, not even atheists, for I wish to respect those who are of religious belonging, even though I am not myself. Most Atheists lack proper view of the world, and I would not like to be pitted with most of them. I belong only to those I belong to, be that life, death, someone something or myself - it matters little to me.

I have come here to discuss, I do not seek to cause trouble and will do my best not to do so, if my non-religious state bothers you, then I am sorry for having caused inconvenience.

My former best friend has made it abundantly clear that I am going to hell, so that is already out of the way.

Thank you for having me!

PS. Please do tell if I missed anything in my introductory post, I am a beginner after all.

James Hutchins refer to this site as a "friendly site" I have to tell you sadly it is not, far from that, I have been abused, ridiculed, sworn at and taken the mickey out of, I have dwarfism, which means I am shorter than most, but apart from that I am a born again Christian, and God loves me for what I am not what I look like. Enjoy your stay whether it be long or short.

[Midge Murphy]

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James Hutchins refer to this site as a "friendly site" I have to tell you sadly it is not, far from that, I have been abused, ridiculed, sworn at and taken the mickey out of, I have dwarfism, which means I am shorter than most, but apart from that I am a born again Christian, and God loves me for what I am not what I look like. Enjoy your stay whether it be long or short.

Nothing you said is true. You came here by your own admission as a "wolf in sheep's clothing." So you have nothing to complain about.

I used to have dwarfism, too, due to my parents being sinful and all. They had sex before they were married and so I was born with achondroplasia. However, here at Landover, they welcomed me, prayed for me and I truly accepted Jesus. Now I am an ex-dwarf, proudly 5' 8" and no longer shop in the children's department, as I assume you still do.

If Jesus loved you, he would cure you too. Matthew 7:7 says that if we ask Jesus, he will answer our prayers. But James 4:3 reminds us that if He does not answer our prayers, it is because you are not sincere in your love of Jesus.

Maybe if you weren't so snotty you wouldn't be so short.

Also, try this recipe for artichoke dip:

Take 8 slices bacon, a 10-ounce package frozen chopped spinach, thawed and drained; a 14-ounce can of quartered marinated artichoke hearts, drained; a 5-ounce container of garlic-herb flavored cheese spread, 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese and a 8-ounce container of sour cream. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (Do NOT bake it is celcius, which is European and a rejection of God). Place bacon in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium high heat until evenly brown. Drain and crumble into a medium bowl. Mix spinach, artichoke hearts, garlic-herb flavored cheese spread, Parmesan cheese, sour cream and mayonnaise into the bowl with bacon.
Scoop mixture into a 7x11 inch baking dish. Bake in the preheated oven 20 minutes, or until bubbly and lightly browned. DEELISHIOUS!!

[Lallyann46]

Re: Hello

Nothing you said is true. You came here by your own admission as a "wolf in sheep's clothing." So you have nothing to complain about.

I used to have dwarfism, too, due to my parents being sinful and all. They had sex before they were married and so I was born with achondroplasia. However, here at Landover, they welcomed me, prayed for me and I truly accepted Jesus. Now I am an ex-dwarf, proudly 5' 8" and no longer shop in the children's department, as I assume you still do.

If Jesus loved you, he would cure you too. Matthew 7:7 says that if we ask Jesus, he will answer our prayers. But James 4:3 reminds us that if He does not answer our prayers, it is because you are not sincere in your love of Jesus.

Maybe if you weren't so snotty you wouldn't be so short.

Also, try this recipe for artichoke dip:

Take 8 slices bacon, a 10-ounce package frozen chopped spinach, thawed and drained; a 14-ounce can of quartered marinated artichoke hearts, drained; a 5-ounce container of garlic-herb flavored cheese spread, 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese and a 8-ounce container of sour cream. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (Do NOT bake it is celcius, which is European and a rejection of God). Place bacon in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium high heat until evenly brown. Drain and crumble into a medium bowl. Mix spinach, artichoke hearts, garlic-herb flavored cheese spread, Parmesan cheese, sour cream and mayonnaise into the bowl with bacon.
Scoop mixture into a 7x11 inch baking dish. Bake in the preheated oven 20 minutes, or until bubbly and lightly browned. DEELISHIOUS!!

I am sorry but I dont believe you are 5ft 8, even with the surgery of leg lengthening which some people have you would not be that height. God does not like liars, and you truly are one. Show me a full length picture of yourself naked and having sex with an animal.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I am sorry but I dont believe you are 5ft 8, even with the surgery of leg lengthening which some people have you would not be that height. God does not like liars, and you truly are one. Show me a full length picture of yourself naked and having sex with an animal.

You are a rude and demanding shrew. No offense.

[Attila's Wife]

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Also, try this recipe for artichoke dip

That sounds gorgeous! What do you dip into it, if I may ask?

(I am only 5'6" tall, by the way. If it were not for Galatians 5:21, I fear I would envy you the extra couple of inches which make it so much easier to reach ingredients on the top shelf.)

YiC
Attila's Wife