[Bobby-Joe]

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This homer cowboy is nothing more that the orifice that Satan’s tallywacker is using to violate the very core of America. Satan is hoping with the help of his “cowpokes” he will be able to grind his sin stick into most Godly of communities and leave a lethal injection of his festering, liberal spunk. Without Jesus’ help there may come a time were we will be seeing long haired she-males prancing down Main Street Small Town, USA like they do in Sin Fransissco! I pray Christ will apply the prophylactic of virtue to the devil’s plan and protect us from the damage.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Of course I do, if by "subscribe" you mean "wholeheartedly believe in because it is true." I can't wait until King George II turns our pathetic little hellhole into a part of glorious America. We're almost there!

I'm sorry, but I think your current status of being a U.S. colony is as much as you can hope for. Australia IS, after all, a cesspool of neanderthal abos and savage semi-white criminals. Don't get your hopes up until Jesus returns.

[Student of Landover]

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I'm sorry, but I think your current status of being a U.S. colony is as much as you can hope for.

Oh well. As soon as I can I'm coming to America. Hopefully by then I'll be allowed into Freehold, but anywhere in America would be better than here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh well. As soon as I can I'm coming to America. Hopefully by then I'll be allowed into Freehold, but anywhere in America would be better than here.

Study the Holy Bible daily, spend as many hours in Prayer as possible, and of course make sure your Tithing schedule is up-to-date. If Jesus decides you are worthy, then you shall be reborn.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Hopefully by then I'll be allowed into Freehold

You'll have to find Freehold first...

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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You'll have to find Freehold first...

Not to worry. Jesus Himself, when the time is right, will show Student of Landover to Freehold (and Fishnchips to hell).

[Marshall]

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Since our annointed leader is a manly Western specimen as well as an honest to goodness cowboy from Texas, the gays naturally want to emulate him. As do schoolchildren, parents, teachers, movie stars, singers, professors, and just about every other decent person on this planet. He is afterall the greatest American alive right now. That much I understand, but when a queer copies someone they want to be like, they tend to do it with a sinful Homosexual flair that makes Christ choke on His glorious puke. They obviously would rather imitate the looks of a cowboy rather than the Cowboy lifestyle which is George W. Bush. They can never be like him because Jesus loves our President and He hates homosexuals. That is why they go directly to Hells raperooms when they die and cowboys go to Heaven.

Remember nobody wanted to be a sex pervert like Bubba or an ignorant Liberal peanut addict like Carter so I'm glad George has brought back honor to the Whitehouse and people are free to revere him without serious ridicule.

[Lady Sorrow]

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...or at least on par with it. Right now in Heaven, Jesus and John Wayne are clutching each other in a manly, non-homerish embrace and weeping bitter tears over this. That broke back cowboy filth was bad enough, and will forever be a stain upon my heart, but now the sickness has spread to the music industry. I had the misfortune of hearing an extremely gay cowboy song on the radio the other day, and I'm still not over it.


There are few things more American than hard working, indian killing, heterosexual, God fearing, salt of the earth cowboys....except for Jesus, baseball and apple pie. It saddens me to see their hard earned reputation tainted by songs like this.

But on the bright side, I guess this is another sign of the end times, and Jesus will be back shortly to fry these hateful, flag burning homers like bacon! Glory?

How horrible that such a wonderful thing as cowboys have been smeared with hideous homer associations.
The bible clearly indicates such people are to be put to death dealt with most severely.

It pains me that the Godly GWB has disgusting mincing little nancyboys lusting after and wanting to emulate him. Filthy little homers like Fish, who is no doubt m-ing to a picture of the Godly GWB RIGHT THIS MOMENT!

[Hairy Homer]

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How horrible that such a wonderful thing as cowboys have been smeared with hideous homer associations.
The bible clearly indicates such people are to be put to death dealt with most severely.

It pains me that the Godly GWB has disgusting mincing little nancyboys lusting after and wanting to emulate him. Filthy little homers like Fish, who is no doubt m-ing to a picture of the Godly GWB RIGHT THIS MOMENT!

Hello Miss Lady Sorrow, it is good to see you back. You are quite correct about this sissification of the cowboy -- disgusting. Do you know that I think the Lord may be speaking through you and that the more I look at your avatar the more I think about the possibility of converting?

Do you think that we might arrange to pray together sometime?

[Enobarbus]

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Hello Miss Lady Sorrow, it is good to see you back. You are quite correct about this sissification of the cowboy -- disgusting. Do you know that I think the Lord may be speaking through you and that the more I look at your avatar the more I think about the possibility of converting?

Do you think that we might arrange to pray together sometime?

You filthy and disgusting wretch! If you ever make an improper suggestion to one of the delicate flowers that are the ladies of Landover ever again, God help me if I do not thrash you within an inch of your miserable life.

You have earned yourself 100 infraction points.

[Hushed_Agony]

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Hello Miss Lady Sorrow, it is good to see you back. You are quite correct about this sissification of the cowboy -- disgusting. Do you know that I think the Lord may be speaking through you and that the more I look at your avatar the more I think about the possibility of converting?

Do you think that we might arrange to pray together sometime?

Too bad that this judicial system does not allow the right to bash the skulls in of those that just p*ss you off. All these homerish, prissy prancing around homers just need to see the light and the sword of the one and only Jesus Christ. Head golf could be fun if you had the right one on the tee. I am sure our Saviour would take a 9 iron to those who speak with ill tongue. (modern day sword if I may) It sickens me that these fornicators, mislead and minions of trash are allowed to step into these hallowed halls and spit their ever amounting heap of trash in this...God's favorite forum.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You'll have to find Freehold first...

Fish, Fish, Fish,

Freehold is to a TRUE Christian(tm) was the Promised Land was to the Israelites*; you have find Freehold in your heart before God will let you find it as a place.

*the real ones, not the Slavic bastards who claim to be Joos now.

[SUV]

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You filthy and disgusting wretch!

Brother Enobarbus, $ave me, please! That Hairy Homer!'s been Leering at me like Richard Simmons at a Group-autographed first-edition album by the Village "people"!



SUV

[Lady Sorrow]

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You filthy and disgusting wretch! If you ever make an improper suggestion to one of the delicate flowers that are the ladies of Landover ever again, God help me if I do not thrash you within an inch of your miserable life.

You have earned yourself 100 infraction points.

Well, now, Eno (nice to see you again by the way!) Maybe there is hope for Mr Hairy yet? I wouldn't dream of contradicting a Godly man, of course, but he did mention he was interested in converting. Perhaps if a Pastor came along to supervise I could try and help make a True Christian(tm) out of him?

It does show some hope that he is also disgusted by limp wristed homer nancyboy 'cowboys'.

I find myself still shuddering at the idea.
The very idea that they think themselves deserving of equal standing in the eyes of society and our Lord when they clearly flaunt their life of sin is quite unbelievable!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Pokemyback Mountain. Played by Hitoshi and Fish.

Will the homo depravity ever end?

Concerned, Sister Thumper