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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #46
    Re: Paganism

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    'Nuff said? I watched for less than a minute and the announcer (a paid lackey of Satan) announced "for 10,00 years man has..." and that was enough.

    It is an established scientific fact that the earth is about 6000 years old.

    ...and those carvings of the sun? What does that prove? Carving on rock then was like Youtube is now - any idiot could do it without any idea of the Truth of God!
    Are you sure your internets didn't get bumped? All I get on that link is a fine sermon from Pastor Deacon Fred.
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    • potophan
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      • Jan 2009
      • 33

      #47
      Re: Paganism

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      'Nuff said? I watched for less than a minute and the announcer (a paid lackey of Satan) announced "for 10,00 years man has..." and that was enough.

      It is an established scientific fact that the earth is about 6000 years old.

      ...and those carvings of the sun? What does that prove? Carving on rock then was like Youtube is now - any idiot could do it without any idea of the Truth of God!
      You have to watch the whole video smarty pants!

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #48
        Re: Paganism

        Originally posted by potophan View Post
        You have to watch the whole video smarty pants!
        Aren't you the girl who is self-described as a whore?
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • potophan
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          • Jan 2009
          • 33

          #49
          Re: Paganism

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          Aren't you the girl who is self-described as a whore?
          Why yes, yes I am! Do you have a problem with that?!

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #50
            Re: Paganism

            Originally posted by potophan View Post
            Why yes, yes I am! Do you have a problem with that?!
            <sigh> I suppose not. All women are fornicators. Some are marred, some free-lance (sorry), but they all get paid.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • potophan
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              • Jan 2009
              • 33

              #51
              Re: Paganism

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              <sigh> I suppose not. All women are fornicators. Some are marred, some free-lance (sorry), but they all get paid.
              Biatch!! You have no respect for women! We are incredible and not all all whores, it's you males' own damn faults for not keeping your penises in your pants!!! VAGINA POWER!!!

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #52
                Re: Paganism

                Originally posted by potophan View Post
                Biatch!! You have no respect for women! We are incredible and not all all whores, it's you males' own damn faults for not keeping your penises in your pants!!! VAGINA POWER!!!
                That's not what you said HERE, Miss 'Pay to Play'.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • potophan
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                  • Jan 2009
                  • 33

                  #53
                  Re: Paganism

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  That's not what you said HERE, Miss 'Pay to Play'.
                  But I didn't call all women whores like you did!

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22889

                    #54
                    Re: Paganism

                    Originally posted by potophan View Post
                    But I didn't call all women whores like you did!
                    Is there something wrong with women being whores? God thinks there is...
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Bob4God
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                      • Apr 2008
                      • 5274

                      #55
                      Re: Paganism

                      Originally posted by potophan View Post
                      Biatch!! You have no respect for women! We are incredible and not all all whores, it's you males' own damn faults for not keeping your [perversion removed] in your pants!!![PERVERSION REMOVED]
                      Oh LORD have MERCY, I haven't been so frightened or disgusted since I accidentally logged into a website called YoungHotTwinks thinking it was a website about the little Hostess cakes I love to eat.

                      How dare you force that perversion onto my internet screen!

                      The only power YOU need is the healing power of CHRIST!

                      CHRIST POWER!
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                      • DarknessFalls
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                        • Jan 2009
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                        #56
                        Re: Paganism

                        Lmfao. You can't be serious
                        Ohhh you leave me dying

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                        • potophan
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                          • Jan 2009
                          • 33

                          #57
                          Re: Paganism

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Is there something wrong with women being whores? God thinks there is...
                          But not all women are whores. By saying all women are whores, you are also calling the Virgin Mary and your mama a whore!

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #58
                            Re: Paganism

                            Originally posted by potophan View Post
                            But not all women are whores. By saying all women are whores, you are also calling the Virgin Mary and your mama a whore!
                            Jesus' mother was unclean after His immaculate conception and birth and had to sacrifice doves and probably a goat as required. I still feel sad that my mother is in hell, but I cannot help her. She chose the whore lifestyle by being born a woman.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • potophan
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                              • Jan 2009
                              • 33

                              #59
                              Re: Paganism

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              Jesus' mother was unclean after His immaculate conception and birth and had to sacrifice doves and probably a goat as required. I still feel sad that my mother is in hell, but I cannot help her. She chose the whore lifestyle by being born a woman.
                              So now you are saying that we chose our gender in womb? Did you pay any attention in science/biology? Gender is determined by what chromosomes that the father sends over, so pretty much gender's determined by them sperm in the uterus during sex.

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22889

                                #60
                                Re: Paganism

                                Originally posted by potophan View Post
                                So now you are saying that we chose our gender in womb? Did you pay any attention in science/biology? Gender is determined by what chromosomes that the father sends over, so pretty much gender's determined by them sperm in the uterus during sex.
                                Too much detail! Gah! That’s awful! Have you no shame – someone might come along and read that!

                                It would have been enough to say that babies are found in bulrushes like Moses!
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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