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  • Krusty-Nicole
    Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
    • Mar 2009
    • 157

    #31
    Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    Christians=those who do the will of the Father.

    Matt. 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Matt. 12:50: For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother. (A good verse to cite to the Mary-worshiping papists, by the way.)

    What is the will of the Father? It's all written down in — wait for it — the Word of God, which is the King James Bible. The only church that follows the entire Bible is Landover Baptist; every other so-called church just cherry-picks the parts that back up what false Christians choose to believe anyway.

    So, yes, Christians=Landover Baptists.

    Is there any other question that I can answer for you today?
    Acctually its not a question,its a demand:

    Can you give me my nickname back?

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #32
      Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

      Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
      Anyway I understand you...experience showed me that every church wants to attract as many people as they can and I don't blame you for this.And every church claims to be the best in the eyes of God.Every church tells us that it is the church chosen by God.I said"every church" so this is a habit common to all churches I've heard of so far.
      I know that they all say that, and they can't all be right, can they? You can discern true teaching by searching the scriptures, as the Bereans did:

      Acts 17:11: These were more noble than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness of mind, and searched the scriptures daily, whether those things were so.

      So feel free to get out your King James Bible and see whose teaching lines up with the Word of God.

      I am a born Catholic,I've been tought to believe in Jesus and to hate the Devil,so I'm ok as Catholic.And I will die Catholic.
      If so, then have fun in hell. If you do a search of this forum, you will see extensive discussion of why the Roman institution is a damnable cult. Also, you can discern a true church by the fruit that it bears:

      Matt. 7:15-20: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither [can] a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

      Setting up an international pedophile ring headquartered in the Vatican't would seem to me to be a pretty evil fruit, so that reflects on the tree.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • Krusty-Nicole
        Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
        • Mar 2009
        • 157

        #33
        Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        I know that they all say that, and they can't all be right, can they? You can discern true teaching by searching the scriptures, as the Bereans did:

        Acts 17:11: These were more noble than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness of mind, and searched the scriptures daily, whether those things were so.

        So feel free to get out your King James Bible and see whose teaching lines up with the Word of God.

        If so, then have fun in hell. If you do a search of this forum, you will see extensive discussion of why the Roman institution is a damnable cult. Also, you can discern a true church by the fruit that it bears:

        Matt. 7:15-20: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither [can] a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

        Setting up an international pedophile ring headquartered in the Vatican't would seem to me to be a pretty evil fruit, so that reflects on the tree.
        I have read that allready.It's all lies.You don't know anything about Catholics.You suck what my Catholic ancestors and some people from nowadays have done wrong and put my church into a bad light.
        But the Catholic Church has mistakes because its old and its got history.While The Landover Baptist Church does not have a history.You had a plan before you made this church so judging the Catholic Church is unfair.
        And I will not burn in hell for being Catholic.If i will burn in hell it will happen for my sins but not for being catholic.And the Landover Baptists will go in Heaven if they had a life dedicated to God and if they won't sin but not because they are Landover Baptists.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #34
          Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

          Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
          I have read that allready.It's all lies.
          Okay, which part is a lie? Is the Word of God a lie? (Think carefully before answering that one ). Is what I said about the sins of the Roman institution a lie (in which case, why do you admit it later in your post)?

          But the Catholic Church has mistakes because its old and its got history.
          Re-read the quote from Matthew's Gospel. The Roman institution has made mistakes because it is not of God.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Krusty-Nicole
            Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
            • Mar 2009
            • 157

            #35
            Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Okay, which part is a lie? Is the Word of God a lie? (Think carefully before answering that one ). Is what I said about the sins of the Roman institution a lie (in which case, why do you admit it later in your post)?

            Re-read the quote from Matthew's Gospel. The Roman institution has made mistakes because it is not of God.

            Have you acctually read wht i said there?
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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #36
              Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

              Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
              Have you acctually read wht i said there?
              You don't know how often I've wanted to ask you that. It's obvious that you can't answer the Scripture in my argument, so you just babble on pointlessly.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Krusty-Nicole
                Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                • Mar 2009
                • 157

                #37
                Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                You don't know how often I've wanted to ask you that. It's obvious that you can't answer the Scripture in my argument, so you just babble on pointlessly.

                Giving the right verse has power thats true,because the Bible is the word of God.But the things i say can be found in the Bible.You just have to take a look or remember them,if you are such a master in Bible verses.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #38
                  Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

                  Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
                  Giving the right verse has power thats true,because the Bible is the word of God.But the things i say can be found in the Bible.You just have to take a look or remember them,if you are such a master in Bible verses.
                  If the things that you say can be found in the Bible, then you have to look them up and quote them here. You don't get to spout out any heresy that strikes your fancy and then assume that we have the burden of disproof, since we don't.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Krusty-Nicole
                    Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 157

                    #39
                    Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    If the things that you say can be found in the Bible, then you have to look them up and quote them here. You don't get to spout out any heresy that strikes your fancy and then assume that we have the burden of disproof, since we don't.
                    Ok.Untill tomorow morning(my time table) I will put down the right quotes from the Bible.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #40
                      Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

                      Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
                      Ok.Untill tomorow morning(my time table) I will put down the right quotes from the Bible.
                      You can quite easily do that on-line



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                      • Krusty-Nicole
                        Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 157

                        #41
                        Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        You can quite easily do that on-line



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                        Thank you.
                        Unfortunately i hav to go now.Thats why i said untill tomrow morning.

                        And tell Nobar King that I will change my signature when the admins of this site won't put fake words in my signature again.Thx

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                        • Krusty-Nicole
                          Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 157

                          #42
                          Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

                          God said here to obey His commands not to change from Catholic into Landover Baptist.
                          Deuteronomy 7:12-15
                          If you pay attention to these laws and are careful to follow them, then the LORD your God will keep his covenant of love with you, as he swore to your forefathers. He will love you and bless you and increase your numbers. He will bless the fruit of your womb, the crops of your land—your grain, new wine and oil—the calves of your herds and the lambs of your flocks in the land that he swore to your forefathers to give you. You will be blessed more than any other people; none of your men or women will be childless, nor any of your livestock without young. The LORD will keep you free from every disease.

                          Deuteronomy 28:1-12
                          If you fully obey the LORD your God and carefully follow all his commands I give you today, the LORD your God will set you high above all the nations on earth. All these blessings will come upon you and accompany you if you obey the LORD your God: You will be blessed in the city and blessed in the country. The fruit of your womb will be blessed, and the crops of your land and the young of your livestock—the calves of your herds and the lambs of your flocks. Your basket and your kneading trough will be blessed. You will be blessed when you come in and blessed when you go out. The LORD will grant that the enemies who rise up against you will be defeated before you. They will come at you from one direction but flee from you in seven. The LORD will send a blessing on your barns and on everything you put your hand to. The LORD your God will bless you in the land he is giving you. The LORD will establish you as his holy people, as he promised you on oath, if you keep the commands of the LORD your God and walk in his ways. Then all the peoples on earth will see that you are called by the name of the LORD, and they will fear you. The LORD will grant you abundant prosperity—in the fruit of your womb, the young of your livestock and the crops of your ground—in the land he swore to your forefathers to give you. The LORD will open the heavens, the storehouse of his bounty, to send rain on your land in season and to bless all the work of your hands. You will lend to many nations but will borrow from none. The LORD will make you the head, not the tail. If you pay attention to the commands of the LORD your God that I give you this day and carefully follow them, you will always be at the top, never at the bottom. 14 Do not turn aside from any of the commands I give you today, to the right or to the left, following other gods and serving them.

                          I obey to this too:Psalm 1:1
                          Blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked or stand in the way of sinners or sit in the seat of mockers.
                          Ephesians 1:3
                          Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed us in the heavenly realms with every spiritual blessing in Christ.

                          This is importnat:Psalm 67:2-3
                          May God be gracious to us and bless us and make his face shine upon us, that your ways may be known on earth, your salvation among all nations.
                          Remember,it is said "among all nations".

                          If you have a strong faith God will keep you away from the worst harms:
                          Ezekiel 34:25-26
                          I will make a covenant of peace with them and rid the land of wild beasts so that they may live in the desert and sleep in the forests in safety. I will bless them and the places surrounding my hill. I will send down showers in season; there will be showers of blessing.

                          Jesus's 11 blessings:Matthew 5:2-12
                          "Blessed are the poor in spirit,
                          for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                          Blessed are those who mourn,
                          for they will be comforted.
                          Blessed are the meek,
                          for they will inherit the earth.
                          Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
                          for they will be filled.
                          Blessed are the merciful,
                          for they will be shown mercy.
                          Blessed are the pure in heart,
                          for they will see God.
                          Blessed are the peacemakers,
                          for they will be called sons of God.
                          Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
                          for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                          "Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you."

                          So even the retards have a place in heaven.




                          Luke 11:28
                          He replied, "Blessed rather are those who hear the word of God and obey it."
                          Romans 15:33
                          The God of peace be with you all. Amen.






                          Ephesians 3:14-20
                          For this reason I kneel before the Father, from whom his whole family in heaven and on earth derives its name. I pray that out of his glorious riches he may strengthen you with power through his Spirit in your inner being, so that Christ may dwell in your hearts through faith. And I pray that you, being rooted and established in love, 1may have power, together with all the believers, to grasp how wide and long and high and deep is the love of Christ, and to know this love that surpasses knowledge--that you may be filled to the measure of all the fullness of God. Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine, according to his power that is at work within us, to him be glory in the church and in Christ Jesus throughout all generations, for ever and ever! Amen.

                          Again,denomination and race doesent matter so much,as long as you are a good Christian:Colossians 1:9-12
                          For this reason, since the day we heard about you, we have not stopped praying for you and asking God to fill you with the knowledge of his will through all spiritual wisdom and understanding. And we pray this in order that you may live a life worthy of the Lord and may please him in every way: bearing fruit in every good work, growing in the knowledge of God, being strengthened with all power according to his glorious might so that you may have great endurance and patience, and joyfully giving thanks to the Father, who has qualified you to share in the inheritance.... in the kingdom of light.


                          The Christian Character:

                          Romans 13:1-7:
                          Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience. This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time to governing. Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.

                          Titus 3:1
                          Remind the people to be subject to rulers and authorities, to be obedient, to be ready to do whatever is good.

                          Romans 12:1,2
                          Therefore, I urge you, brothers, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God—this is your spiritual act of worship. Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God's will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.

                          Philippians 4:11-13
                          I am not saying this because I am in need, for I have learned to be content whatever the circumstances. I know what it is to be in need, and I know what it is to have plenty. I have learned the secret of being content in any and every situation, whether well fed or hungry, whether living in plenty or in want. I can do everything through him who gives me strength.

                          1 Timothy 6:6
                          But godliness with contentment is great gain.

                          Psalm 27:14
                          Wait for the LORD; be strong and take heart and wait for the LORD.


                          Romans 12:11
                          Never be lacking in zeal, but keep your spiritual fervor, serving the Lord.


                          Luke 20:21-25
                          So the spies questioned him: "Teacher, we know that you speak and teach what is right, and that you do not show partiality but teach the way of God in accordance with the truth. Is it right for us to pay taxes to Caesar or not?"
                          He saw through their duplicity and said to them, "Show me a denarius. Whose portrait and inscription are on it?"
                          "Caesar's," they replied.
                          He said to them, "Then give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's."


                          Luke 21:9-19
                          When you hear of wars and revolutions, do not be frightened. These things must happen first, but the end will not come right away."
                          Then he said to them: "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be great earthquakes, famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven.
                          "But before all this, they will lay hands on you and persecute you. They will deliver you to synagogues and prisons, and you will be brought before kings and governors, and all on account of my name. This will result in your being witnesses to them. But make up your mind not to worry beforehand how you will defend yourselves. For I will give you words and wisdom that none of your adversaries will be able to resist or contradict. You will be betrayed even by parents, brothers, relatives and friends, and they will put some of you to death. All men will hate you because of me. But not a hair of your head will perish. By standing firm you will gain life.



                          2 Timothy 2:3
                          Endure hardship with us like a good soldier of Christ Jesus.

                          God wants even the pagans to come to Him,this is one reason why He helped this man,besides that God is mercifull:
                          Matthew 8:5-13
                          When Jesus had entered Capernaum, a centurion came to him, asking for help. "Lord," he said, "my servant lies at home paralyzed and in terrible suffering."
                          Jesus said to him, "I will go and heal him."
                          The centurion replied, "Lord, I do not deserve to have you come under my roof. But just say the word, and my servant will be healed. For I myself am a man under authority, with soldiers under me. I tell this one, 'Go,' and he goes; and that one, 'Come,' and he comes. I say to my servant, 'Do this,' and he does it."
                          When Jesus heard this, he was astonished and said to those following him, "I tell you the truth, I have not found anyone in Israel with such great faith. I say to you that many will come from the east and the west, and will take their places at the feast with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob in the kingdom of heaven. But the subjects of the kingdom will be thrown outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth."
                          Then Jesus said to the centurion, "Go! It will be done just as you believed it would." And his servant was healed at that very hour.

                          What faith can do:Mark 11:22-24
                          "Have[a] faith in God," Jesus answered. "I tell you the truth, if anyone says to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it will be done for him. Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.


                          Forgiveness:
                          • Mark 11:25-26
                            And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive him, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins."
                          • Ephesians 4:31-32
                            Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.

                          Freedom
                          • John 8:31-36
                            To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, "If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."
                            They answered him, "We are Abraham's descendants[a] and have never been slaves of anyone. How can you say that we shall be set free?"
                            Jesus replied, "I tell you the truth, everyone who sins is a slave to sin. Now a slave has no permanent place in the family, but a son belongs to it forever. So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed.



                          If you truly have faith:John 15:1-8
                          "I am the true vine, and my Father is the gardener. He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes so that it will be even more fruitful. You are already clean because of the word I have spoken to you. Remain in me, and I will remain in you. No branch can bear fruit by itself; it must remain in the vine. Neither can you bear fruit unless you remain in me.
                          "I am the vine; you are the branches. If a man remains in me and I in him, he will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing. If anyone does not remain in me, he is like a branch that is thrown away and withers; such branches are picked up, thrown into the fire and burned. If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be given you. This is to my Father's glory, that you bear much fruit, showing yourselves to be my disciples


                          What i said in my post that I ever posted here(I bet you know it already):
                          Luke 18:9-14
                          To some who were confident of their own righteousness and looked down on everybody else, Jesus told this parable: "Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee stood up and prayed about[a] himself: 'God, I thank you that I am not like other men—robbers, evildoers, adulterers — or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.'
                          "But the tax collector stood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said, 'God, have mercy on me, a sinner.'
                          "I tell you that this man, rather than the other, went home justified before God. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted."

                          Idem:
                          Philippians 2:3-11
                          Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves. Each of you should look not only to your own interests, but also to the interests of others. Your attitude should be the same as that of Christ Jesus: Who, being in very nature God, did not consider equality with God something to be grasped, but made himself nothing, taking the very nature of a servant, being made in human likeness. And being found in appearance as a man, he humbled himself and became obedient to death — even death on a cross! Therefore God exalted him to the highest place and gave him the name that is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
                          That is why i believe that even the idea of raping is not in the Bible and why i think that that thread about Goths gives a bad name to Christianity.


                          Joy
                          • Luke 10:20
                            However, do not rejoice that the spirits submit to you, but rejoice that your names are written in heaven.
                          • John 15:11
                            I have told you this so that my joy may be in you and that your joy may be complete.
                          Kindness
                          • Colossians 3:12-13
                            Therefore, as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience. 13Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you.
                          Obedience
                          • John 14:15-24
                            "If you love me, you will obey what I command. And I will ask the Father, and he will give you another Counselor to be with you forever— the Spirit of truth. The world cannot accept him, because it neither sees him nor knows him. But you know him, for he lives with you and will be in you. I will not leave you as orphans; I will come to you. Before long, the world will not see me anymore, but you will see me. Because I live, you also will live. On that day you will realize that I am in my Father, and you are in me, and I am in you. Whoever has my commands and obeys them, he is the one who loves me. He who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I too will love him and show myself to him."
                            Then Judas (not Judas Iscariot) said, "But, Lord, why do you intend to show yourself to us and not to the world?"
                            Jesus replied, "If anyone loves me, he will obey my teaching. My Father will love him, and we will come to him and make our home with him. He who does not love me will not obey my teaching. These words you hear are not my own; they belong to the Father who sent me.
                          • Acts 5:29
                            Peter and the other apostles replied: "We must obey God rather than men!"



                          Prayer
                          • Luke 11:1-13
                            One day Jesus was praying in a certain place. When he finished, one of his disciples said to him, "Lord, teach us to pray, just as John taught his disciples."He said to them, "When you pray, say:
                            " 'Father,
                            hallowed be your name,
                            your kingdom come.
                            Give us each day our daily bread.
                            Forgive us our sins,
                            for we also forgive everyone who sins against us. And lead us not into temptation.' "
                            Then he said to them, "Suppose one of you has a friend, and he goes to him at midnight and says, 'Friend, lend me three loaves of bread, because a friend of mine on a journey has come to me, and I have nothing to set before him.'
                            "Then the one inside answers, 'Don't bother me. The door is already locked, and my children are with me in bed. I can't get up and give you anything.' I tell you, though he will not get up and give him the bread because he is his friend, yet because of the man's boldness he will get up and give him as much as he needs.
                            "So I say to you: Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks finds; and to him who knocks, the door will be opened.
                            "Which of you fathers, if your son asks for a fish, will give him a snake instead? Or if he asks for an egg, will give him a scorpion? If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him!"
                          • Ephesians 6:18
                            And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the saints.
                          Pure thinking
                          • Philippians 4:8
                            Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.

                          Purity
                          • Matthew 5:27-32
                            You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.'But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.
                            "It has been said, 'Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.' But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, causes her to become an adulteress, and anyone who marries the divorced woman commits adultery
                          • 2 Timothy 2:22
                            Flee the evil desires of youth, and pursue righteousness, faith, love and peace, along with those who call on the Lord out of a pure heart.
                          Reading the Bible
                          • John 5:39
                            You diligently study[a] the Scriptures because you think that by them you possess eternal life. These are the Scriptures that testify about me.
                          • Psalm 1:2
                            But his delight is in the law of the LORD, and on his law he meditates day and night.
                          • Psalm 119:97
                            Oh, how I love your law! I meditate on it all day long.
                          Truth
                          • John 14:6
                            Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
                          • John 17:17
                            Sanctify them by the truth; your word is truth.
                          • Ephesians 4:14-15
                            Then we will no longer be infants, tossed back and forth by the waves, and blown here and there by every wind of teaching and by the cunning and craftiness of men in their deceitful scheming. Instead, speaking the truth in love, we will in all things grow up into him who is the Head, that is, Christ.
                          • Philippians 4:8
                            Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.
                          Victory
                          • 1 Corinthians 15:57
                            But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.
                          • 1 John 5:4
                            for everyone born of God overcomes the world. This is the victory that has overcome the world, even our faith.


                          Worship
                          • John 4:23-24
                            Yet a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, for they are the kind of worshipers the Father seeks. 24God is spirit, and his worshipers must worship in spirit and in truth."
                          Zeal
                          • Romans 12:11
                            Never be lacking in zeal, but keep your spiritual fervor, serving the Lord.
                          The Last Supper,where from the Holy Communion comes:

                          Matthew 26:
                          26While they were eating, Jesus took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to his disciples, saying, "Take and eat; this is my body."
                          27Then he took the cup, gave thanks and offered it to them, saying, "Drink from it, all of you. 28This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.
                          John 6:
                          51I am the living bread that came down from heaven. If anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever. This bread is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world."
                          52Then the Jews began to argue sharply among themselves, "How can this man give us his flesh to eat?"
                          53Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. 55For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink.
                          1 Corinthians 10:
                          16Is not the cup of thanksgiving for which we give thanks a participation in the blood of Christ? And is not the bread that we break a participation in the body of Christ?
                          1 Corinthians 11:
                          23For I received from the Lord what I also passed on to you: The Lord Jesus, on the night he was betrayed, took bread, 24and when he had given thanks, he broke it and said, "This is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me." 25In the same way, after supper he took the cup, saying, "This cup is the new covenant in my blood; do this, whenever you drink it, in remembrance of me." 26For whenever you eat this bread and drink this cup, you proclaim the Lord's death until he comes.
                          27Therefore, whoever eats the bread or drinks the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty of sinning against the body and blood of the Lord.



                          Prayers for the Dead
                          2 Timothy 1:
                          18 the Lord grant unto [Onesiphorus] to find mercy of the Lord in that day; and in how many things he ministered at Ephesus, thou knowest very well.

                          Paul praying for the deceased Onesiphorus. And recall the 2000 year old prayer still in use today: May He Rest in Peace. Is this a true wish/prayer or just empty words?





                          Tradition
                          1 Corinthians 11:
                          2 Now I praise you that ye remember me in all things, and hold fast the traditions, even as I delivered them to you.
                          Philippians 4:
                          9 The things which ye both learned and received and heard and saw in me, these things do: and the God of peace shall be with you.
                          2 Thessalonians 2:
                          15 So then, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye were taught, whether by word, or by epistle of ours.
                          2 Thessalonians 3:
                          6 Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which they received of us.
                          2 Timothy 2:
                          2 And the things which thou hast heard from me among many witnesses, the same commit thou to faithful men, who shall be able to teach others also.

                          Confession
                          James 5:
                          16Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective.
                          The Didache:
                          In the congregation, confess your sins; do not come to your prayer with an evil conscience.


                          And don't forget:

                          1 Corinthians 13:4-7
                          Love is patient, love is kind.
                          It does not envy.
                          Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
                          It is not self-seeking, nor easily angered.
                          It keeps no record of wrongdoing.
                          It does not delight in evil,
                          But rejoices in the truth.
                          It always protects, trusts, hopes, and preserves.
                          There is nothing love cannot face;
                          There is no limit to its faith, hope, and endurance.
                          In a word, there are three things that last forever:
                          Faith, hope, and love;
                          But the greatest of them all is love.



                          Corinthians 13:7-8
                          Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends.



                          Song of Solomon 8:7
                          Many waters cannot quench love, neither can floods drown it.




                          1 Corinthians 13:1-13

                          I may be able to speak the languages of human beings and even of angels, but if I have no love, my speech is no more than a noisy gong or a clanging bell. I may have the gift of inspired preaching; I may have all knowledge and understand all secrets; I may have the faith needed to move mountains-but if I have no love, I am nothing. I may give away everything I have, and even give up my body to be burned-but if I have no love, this does me no good.


                          Timothy 1:5
                          Love comes from a pure heart and a good conscience and a sincere faith.

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                          • Krusty-Nicole
                            Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 157

                            #43
                            Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

                            The official Catholic doctrine on The Blessed Virgin Mary:
                            [satanic website deleted]


                            Something about the Orthodox Church:
                            [satanic website deleted]







                            And somethig more:
                            [satanic website deleted]
                            Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 03-12-2009, 09:03 AM. Reason: papist website links deleted

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #44
                              Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

                              Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
                              God said here to obey His commands not to change from Catholic into Landover Baptist.
                              I have read the Bible many times; even the SATANIC verses of the Catholic Bible. And while I see the word 'Baptist' many times, the word 'Catholic' never appears.

                              I don't have time to explain Theology to a child. I have been a Theologian for almost fifty years and I study every day. I do not have to cut and paste PARTS of a false Bible to convince myself that it is false, and your doing so is meaningless. Your church sold...and still sells...indulgences. For MONEY, a person could supposedly buy their way out of sin. indulgences for the remission of temporal punishment of sin do not exist in ANY Bible.

                              Only a fool believes things like that. Let me explain again about priests to you. Try to grasp it.

                              If you VOLUNTEERED to join an all-male cult which you knew in advance didn't prohibit sex but required that you never procreate (AS GOD INTENDED!) with a female of your own species, it immediately becomes obvious that the only things left are boys and various barnyard animals. It is obviously a homosexual cult. So you join anyway. How many people think a non-gay would do that? But your little boy will be when you send him to be an altar boy on the altar of rump robbery!
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • Krusty-Nicole
                                Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 157

                                #45
                                Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                I have read the Bible many times; even the SATANIC verses of the Catholic Bible. And while I see the word 'Baptist' many times, the word 'Catholic' never appears.

                                I don't have time to explain Theology to a child. I have been a Theologian for almost fifty years and I study every day. I do not have to cut and paste PARTS of a false Bible to convince myself that it is false, and your doing so is meaningless. Your church sold...and still sells...indulgences. For MONEY, a person could supposedly buy their way out of sin. indulgences for the remission of temporal punishment of sin do not exist in ANY Bible.

                                Only a fool believes things like that. Let me explain again about priests to you. Try to grasp it.

                                If you VOLUNTEERED to join an all-male cult which you knew in advance didn't prohibit sex but required that you never procreate (AS GOD INTENDED!) with a female of your own species, it immediately becomes obvious that the only things left are boys and various barnyard animals. It is obviously a homosexual cult. So you join anyway. How many people think a non-gay would do that? But your little boy will be when you send him to be an altar boy on the altar of rump robbery!

                                Well,almost all Christian churches blame on eachother that they have faken the Bible.But How can u say that the Catholic Bible is satanic?Watch your words please.There is nothing fake and satanic in it.

                                2000 years ago the word Catholic did not exist,and baptism was not a religion,so the existence of the word "baptist" in the Bible does not prove that the Landover Baptist Church is the Church that God came on earth and did.
                                If the word "baptist" can be found in the Scriptures now all you have to say is that Joan The Baptist is the one who first created the Baptist Church.


                                And I'v been tought enuff Theology.

                                And how can you say "Satanic verses"?How can you be so Dirty?Is there all u read Satanic?Anything Satanic?You mean and dirty man!!!You say the Word of God is Satainc?God is not blind!!God see what you say about His Word!!Can you have a liltle respect towards God eventhough you don't respect other Christian Church?In the name of God you should avoid using that sentence again "Satanic Verses of the Catholic Bible".The Catholic Bible is translated from the original version of the Bible and you offence the word of God.Your Baptist Church were not even in the thots of the first Christians when they were quoting and living after the Bible.You are blinded by greed and pride man.

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