My second cousin is gay.

[Marshall]

I just found out an hour ago. I am in shock. I didn't even know he was sick.

[Nobar King]

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Wow. Two gay cousins. Who would have thought that would happen to such a nice family?

[Syrdon]

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You don't got no antibiotics against that in USA ?

[Cranky Old Man]

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One of my grandsons had that problem for a little while. Prayed a lot to Jesus Christ and hit him with a stick between his legs until it went away. Praise the LORD!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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My condolences.

I have a distant cousin who is near death from meth addiction, but Praise God he is not a homo.

[Mistress Cookie]

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My heart goes out to you, Brother Marshall. You are so brave to bring The Truth here for everyone to help you with, regardless of how it may reflect on you. That is True Christianity™ at work...putting others first.

As you no doubt know, once the homosexuality takes root, it doubles upon itself daily, like a bowl of rising bread. Each homosexual encounter "feeds" the homosexuality that's within the system already, giving it additional strength. That is why the person infected with the homosexual gene eventually turns to trying to "indoctrinate" as many others as it can, through physical, corruptive, "same-sex" contact. For you see, the human body can only hold so much of the homosexuality at a time, and they try to rid themselves of the painful surplus by passing it on.

Your best bet would be to get your cousin married as soon as possible, so the heterosexual contact may tamper down (and perhaps erradicate) the homosexual spores.

I am sorry to sound like I, a woman, am giving "advice" to a man, but I have read a lot about this.

[Professor Bessemer]

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My heart goes out to you, Brother Marshall. You are so brave to bring The Truth here for everyone to help you with, regardless of how it may reflect on you. That is True Christianity™ at work...putting others first.

As you no doubt know, once the homosexuality takes root, it doubles upon itself daily, like a bowl of rising bread. Each homosexual encounter "feeds" the homosexuality that's within the system already, giving it additional strength. That is why the person infected with the homosexual gene eventually turns to trying to "indoctrinate" as many others as it can, through physical, corruptive, "same-sex" contact. For you see, the human body can only hold so much of the homosexuality at a time, and they try to rid themselves of it by passing it on.

Your best bet would be to get your cousin married as soon as possible, so the heterosexual contact may tamper down (and perhaps erradicate) the homosexual spores.

I am sorry to sound like I, a woman, am giving "advice" to a man, but I have read a lot about this.

Even though she is a woman, Sister Cookie almost understands the scourge that is homsexualism. But I do want to correct her on a couple of points. First, there is no gay gene, that is lie constructed by the liberal, jewish funded media to distract people from the fact that the Jews control the world's hard currency system.

Homosexuality, or more correctly queerness, is a mental disease that perverts choose to become infected with. These misguided souls intentionally engage in sexual contact with known fags, thus infecting their bodies and minds with the "gay spores" that Sister Cookie mentioned.

The second point I need to mention is that once infected with the gayness, an individual cannot cure himself. It takes both intense religious counseling and targeted aversion therapies. I myself am a prime example of an Ex-Gay™. But I could not have done it on my own. It took Jesus and Betty Bowers to "BASH the Gay Away" and to save my soul.

[Marshall]

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Well I just got off the phone with another cousin and it is worse than we had feared. My cousin has just purchased...a Toyota Prius. I also hear he has a dog that isn't a hound, possibly something called a "Pomeranian". I thought those were houseplants. This is very sudden.

I am speechless. We used to go swimming together in the pond out back when we were young. Come to think of it he did like to take that double swing on the rope before dropping in, maybe he was imagining it was something else? I don't know, just a memory I have.
I need to get to his place and have a hard talk with him I know that. Hopefully he'll be on his knees for the right reason before I leave.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I need to get to his place and have a hard talk with him I know that. Hopefully he'll be on his knees for the right reason before I leave.

PLEASE don't go alone, Brother Marshall.

The homosexual spores that are doubling and redoubling in his system right now could very well spur a physical attack on you.

This is no joke. Please be safe. And check back with us so we know you're alright.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well I just got off the phone with another cousin and it is worse than we had feared. My cousin has just purchased...a Toyota Prius. I also hear he has a dog that isn't a hound, possibly something called a "Pomeranian". I thought those were houseplants. This is very sudden.

I am speechless. We used to go swimming together in the pond out back when we were young. Come to think of it he did like to take that double swing on the rope before dropping in, maybe he was imagining it was something else? I don't know, just a memory I have.
I need to get to his place and have a hard talk with him I know that. Hopefully he'll be on his knees for the right reason before I leave.

Be careful Brother. You don't want to catch the queer off him.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I also hear he has a dog that isn't a hound, possibly something called a "Pomeranian". I thought those were houseplants.

If he has one of those, then it may be too late to save him. Homosexuals acquire pomeranians in order to signal to other homosexuals that they, the student, are willing to learn The Dark Art of Accessorizing, and that they are ready for the teacher to appear. The pomeranian is the canvas on which homosexuals paint.





I am so sorry, Marshall. I wish I had better news for you.

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[Paul Jeffery]

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Brother Marshall, I've heard that people who have had so-called "near death" experiences have emerged changed for the better, ready to rededicate themselves to Jesus. Just a thought, but maybe you could "facilitate" such therapy for your cousin.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I need to get to his place and have a hard talk with him I know that.

I will pray to Jesus that you will be able to beat some sense into that sinner.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I want to remind all True Christians(tm) to keep one of these in their car or truck, in case they run into a homosexual in public.

There are plenty at the church offices.
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[John Scopes]

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I just found out an hour ago. I am in shock. I didn't even know he was sick.

This is an ongoing issue everywhere, but it is particularly prevalent in the Carolinas. The level of evangelical Christianity is extremely high in those two states . Because of the closed societal ties that they have, many different genetic defects can occur.

Certainly homosexuality occurs in both of those states (North Carolina in particular), possibly across a large portion of the population, but we in the scientific community merely observe and do not pass judgment.