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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by shameful dane View Post
    Now aware that Danish is in fact the native language of Satan, I will not respond to your question in danish.



    Translation: "Rigid fine indecency! Wealthy infidels (shall ejaculate) on you."

    I am not sure what you really mean, but I know I'm going to suffer in hell, please don't go into details about it
    I compliment your statement and you answer like this?

    I will respect your wishes on not responding in danish,
    so a respond in english would be fine.

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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Hey guys im a Dane and let me begin with, why the fuck do you people say that stuff about Denmark?
      USA is the country where most people gets raped, murdered and robbed each year! You are on the top 5 on the country where most crime accure each year! Denmark is one of the lowest HA what do you say to that?
      Denmark got a nice and healthy welfare. What do you got an HUGE echonomic crisis, half of you are actually going around without a job, you cant even support your family!
      And you say that our great writers HC andersen and Astrid lindgren, they are better than yours! Youve only had one big writer Steven King, all the others are "unknown" to the rest of the world.
      And you say that Vikings where drunks? Well gee atleast we had some fun back in 1000-1200, where we fucked and robbed your ancestors we freaking owned you back then! Oh shit just becouse my ancestors had a little fun while yours where sitting in England drinking tea and shit.
      So FUCK YOU before you start judgeing people you old pedophile man!

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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by hr2mas View Post
        Hahahaha.. this is just BLASPHEMY DELETED
        A quick search on google for the Landover Baptist church, revealed that, this church is real.
        Wikipedia quote: "The Landover Baptist Church is a very Christian[1] Baptist church based in the gated community of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a divine revelation of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States."


        BLASPHEMY DELETED
        You got to be kidding, so it is not a joke, I an surprised now

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          It’s a sad day for Danish people replying here. And you say you have humour.


          It’s a sad day for me. For I have no humour.

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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            I truly hope I am not the only one that can be saved...

            This Lutheran community of peasants and rapists will suffer and burn in Hell for eternity... I will save those that can be saved, but this country is filled up with sinners who would not even think about making amends...

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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by tomas1991 View Post
              I really hope this is a joke

              Your facts are all wrong. Anyone with a little knowledge about the world, about Denmark, can tell you, that most of these facts are wrong.

              but who are you to condemn us?

              you are human just like any other. You know the bible speaks strongly against hate?

              Every person, has done something wrong, and sinful. you can't argue with that. I'm not saying I'm perfect, not at all.
              Originally posted by ChristianDane View Post
              Me too! I'm also Danish (Fra Aalborg, Nordjylland) and I will repent for as long as it takes to be forgiven for my sins...

              I did not know how much Jesus actually hates us Danes... But I can see it all much more clearly now...

              I will start spreading the word of Jesus and The Holy God right away! I will start making flyers immediately and passing them out on the streets to whomever I meet...

              I want to go to Heaven with you guys!!!
              You must forsake ALL your sinning ways. There is joy in Baby Jesus’ Heart when He sees, within your soul, true repentance.
              At the moment, the verses for you are:
              Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:

              Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;


              However, as a True Christian™ (should you ever reach that high state of Spirituality) this verse applies:

              Galatians 2;16 Knowing that a man is not justified by the works of the law, but by the faith of Jesus Christ, even we have believed in Jesus Christ, that we might be justified by the faith of Christ, and not by the works of the law: for by the works of the law shall no flesh be justified.

              Faith. Faith is all you need but it must be a True Faith originating from within your soul, which is in your heart.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by ChristianDane View Post
                Me too! I'm also Danish (Fra Aalborg, Nordjylland) and I will repent for as long as it takes to be forgiven for my sins...

                I did not know how much Jesus actually hates us Danes... But I can see it all much more clearly now...

                I will start spreading the word of Jesus and The Holy God right away! I will start making flyers immediately and passing them out on the streets to whomever I meet...

                I want to go to Heaven with you guys!!!
                The few things they "learned" us about Christ in base school was about Christ accepting everyone.. I can't believe that is true, and sadly I think we had our chance. While this Jesus guy seem pretty open minded, there must be limits to just what he accept. Our blasphemous behavior through centuries I cannot believe will be forgiven.

                However I will not give up. Even if Corrector (above) is right and I will burn in hell, I will try to make it up to humanity and God as much as he allows me to.

                The events at Jagtvej 69 stand out much clearer to me now. Ruth Evensen carried out an important mission, devised by The Almighty. She literally made the surface of the earth a little less sinful

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by shameful dane View Post
                  The events at Jagtvej 69 stand out much clearer to me now. Ruth Evensen carried out an important mission, devised by The Almighty. She literally made the surface of the earth a little less sinful
                  True words! Well spoken!

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by ChristianDane View Post
                    True words! Well spoken!

                    Get a fucking life; she is a maniac like the grumpy old man

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      first of all...denmark is the oldest kingdom in the world. we have here a great society that really works GOOD... i mean REALLY good. people dont live on the streets here... well...some do but they choosed it them self.

                      people dont die because they dont have money for hospitals or healtcare...cause everything is free... exept from the dentist. but you can also get that for free the right places!

                      in denmark everyone can go to school...get an education...again for free. you even get paid 200.000 DKR (40.000$) to take an education that takes 4 years!

                      one of my very good friends born in Los Angeles came to denmark 19 years ago. and swear he´ll never go back. americans are the most selfish people in the world...they dont even know that there is a world outside US.

                      In USA people are full of hate...they are homophobic and racist and rapist and murders..poor people or gangs and that. in denmark we dont really have any gangs. only kids that pretend to be tough guy...and why...cause they saw in tv....AMERICAN TV!

                      And by the way who told you god hates denmark?
                      i can tell you that our churches is older then United states.

                      and just to let you know.....in denmark we have about 30-50 homocide each year... mostly everyone is solved by the police there is max 1 or 2 unsolved murder here
                      in USA the have 10x that...BUT thats just every freaking day!!
                      and how many of them is solved?

                      here in denmark you cant buy a gun at every corner...what the fuck do you need a gun for? only the police needs guns.

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        by the way... if you really wanna bitch then check your facts...

                        pippi is not danish you idiot she is swedish..astrid lindgren is from sweden!
                        come again better luck next time sucker!

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          That still isn't the Danish flag.
                          God's a cool guy.

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            and yeah...thats the finish flag!
                            The danish flag is RED AND WHITE

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by AndyKbh View Post
                              first of all...denmark is the oldest kingdom in the world. we have here a great society that really works GOOD... i mean REALLY good. people dont live on the streets here... well...some do but they choosed it them self.

                              people dont die because they dont have money for hospitals or healtcare...cause everything is free... exept from the dentist. but you can also get that for free the right places!

                              in denmark everyone can go to school...get an education...again for free. you even get paid 200.000 DKR (40.000$) to take an education that takes 4 years!

                              one of my very good friends born in Los Angeles came to denmark 19 years ago. and swear he´ll never go back. americans are the most selfish people in the world...they dont even know that there is a world outside US.

                              In USA people are full of hate...they are homophobic and racist and rapist and murders..poor people or gangs and that. in denmark we dont really have any gangs. only kids that pretend to be tough guy...and why...cause they saw in tv....AMERICAN TV!

                              And by the way who told you god hates denmark?
                              i can tell you that our churches is older then United states.

                              and just to let you know.....in denmark we have about 30-50 homocide each year... mostly everyone is solved by the police there is max 1 or 2 unsolved murder here
                              in USA the have 10x that...BUT thats just every freaking day!!
                              and how many of them is solved?

                              here in denmark you cant buy a gun at every corner...what the piffle do you need a gun for? only the police needs guns.
                              You should be ashamed for telling these twisted lies!

                              The reason why you get paid for education in Denmark is because they want to lure you in and educate you in SIN.

                              Same is true for healthcare plans: what good is a sinner if he can't sin?

                              And of course you can't buy guns - Rasmussen is not interested in any moral resistance. Rasmussen took away guns from every corner and replaced them with porn and alcohol - DISGRACEFUL!

                              Its all carefully planned - we must resist!

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by AndyKbh View Post
                                and yeah...thats the finish flag!
                                The danish flag is RED AND WHITE
                                Originally posted by total-homer View Post
                                That still isn't the Danish flag.
                                You're both very picky! I'm sure it's the new Danish flag, but this is the old one. Is this the one you mean?
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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