[DanishVikings]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

To Brother Alex and Old Cranky Man

1. So you are saying that Goggle (biggest search engine in the world, hope you know it) and FIFA (International Federation Association Football, a world organization) the danes and HOLE europe is wrong about the danish flag? its like telling you that the American flag is looking like the russian or chinesse flag. you must be the smartest man in the world since you can tell over 5.8 (the rest are americans 400 milion) bilion people that they are wrong about the danish flag. i would like to say once again like many other people have (ITS THE FINNISH FLAG YOU POSTED)

2. Denmark is a Christian land no matter how you put it, so if you are calling us worhshippers of Satan, what does it make you then? Extreme Satanist? God like Satanist?

3. The thing about danish history is that its streches back longer than 1500 years, and still within your 300 years of excistence you have managed to become the most violant civilization in the world (good work)

4. If you only get your facts from The Holy Bible, then The United States Of America does not exsist, so how can you proclaim that we are wrong?

5. Its funny you find our Museum Of Pornograhpy disturbing, but still USA is the biggest Porn industry in the world.... explain please.

6. You call us rapist? still USA have the biggest percentage of rapist and pedophiles in the world you can look it up...

7. Instead just telling people that they are wrong about what they are telling you people, i would like decent arguments instead of taking something from the Holy Bible.

8. Denmark has indeed a violant history, but thankfully that have changed and now we are the biggest supporters (compared to our size) to children in need, fighting global warming (the biggest industry of windmills) and D countries (under development) while on the other hand USA is the biggest CO2 producer in the world and refuse to lower it.

9. calling danes communists, is like calling christians for satanists.... they do not fit together.

10. USA is the worlds biggest weapon producer in the world and you call us violant? you make wars instead of stopping them and you call that the word of God? making wars? id rather think (yes, i can think for myself) that God want to end wars rather than starting them.

Thank you for reading

[AlsenDK]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

To Brother Alex and Old Cranky Man

1. So you are saying that Goggle (biggest search engine in the world, hope you know it) and FIFA (International Federation Association Football, a world organization) the danes and HOLE europe is wrong about the danish flag? its like telling you that the American flag is looking like the russian or chinesse flag. you must be the smartest man in the world since you can tell over 5.8 (the rest are americans 400 milion) bilion people that they are wrong about the danish flag. i would like to say once again like many other people have (ITS THE FINNISH FLAG YOU POSTED)

2. Denmark is a Christian land no matter how you put it, so if you are calling us worhshippers of Satan, what does it make you then? Extreme Satanist? God like Satanist?

3. The thing about danish history is that its streches back longer than 1500 years, and still within your 300 years of excistence you have managed to become the most violant civilization in the world (good work)

4. If you only get your facts from The Holy Bible, then The United States Of America does not exsist, so how can you proclaim that we are wrong?

5. Its funny you find our Museum Of Pornograhpy disturbing, but still USA is the biggest Porn industry in the world.... explain please.

6. You call us rapist? still USA have the biggest percentage of rapist and pedophiles in the world you can look it up...

7. Instead just telling people that they are wrong about what they are telling you people, i would like decent arguments instead of taking something from the Holy Bible.

8. Denmark has indeed a violant history, but thankfully that have changed and now we are the biggest supporters (compared to our size) to children in need, fighting global warming (the biggest industry of windmills) and D countries (under development) while on the other hand USA is the biggest CO2 producer in the world and refuse to lower it.

9. calling danes communists, is like calling christians for satanists.... they do not fit together.

10. USA is the worlds biggest weapon producer in the world and you call us violant? you make wars instead of stopping them and you call that the word of God? making wars? id rather think (yes, i can think for myself) that God want to end wars rather than starting them.

Thank you for reading

I'm gonna agree with you, all the arguments they can give is some stupid lie from the bible..

And if i follow your religion I'll probably end up in hell for saying that.. But since i think religion is a big piece of bullshit, then i really don't give a damn.

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

1. So you are saying that Goggle (biggest search engine in the world, hope you know it) and FIFA (International Federation Association Football, a world organization) the danes and HOLE europe is wrong about the danish flag? its like telling you that the American flag is looking like the russian or chinesse flag. you must be the smartest man in the world since you can tell over 5.8 (the rest are americans 400 milion) bilion people that they are wrong about the danish flag. i would like to say once again like many other people have (ITS THE FINNISH FLAG YOU POSTED)

Who cares what your flag looks like? What matters is that you mock the Lord by turning the cross sideways just like satanists turn it upside down. For that, Jesus will smite your nation and send you all to Hell.

Psalm 9:17: The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.

2. Denmark is a Christian land no matter how you put it, so if you are calling us worhshippers of Satan, what does it make you then? Extreme Satanist? God like Satanist?

No. We are True Christians™ who follow the entire Bible to the letter. Calling yourself Christian but not following the entire Bible is just as bad as worshiping the devil.

2 Timothy 3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

3. The thing about danish history is that its streches back longer than 1500 years, and still within your 300 years of excistence you have managed to become the most violant civilization in the world (good work)

Violent? Where did you get that from?

I know that Americans tend to pass righteous judgments unto other inferior and Godless nations, but that is all according to God's will.

Leviticus 19:15: Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

4. If you only get your facts from The Holy Bible, then The United States Of America does not exsist, so how can you proclaim that we are wrong?

Then how do you explain the fact that the Holy Bible, Authorized King James Version of 1611 was written in the American language?

5. Its funny you find our Museum Of Pornograhpy disturbing, but still USA is the biggest Porn industry in the world.... explain please.

There are indeed a lot of sinful individuals in the United States, but at least the whole American nation isn't obsessed with pornography like you. God hates your nation, just deal with it.

Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

6. You call us rapist? still USA have the biggest percentage of rapist and pedophiles in the world you can look it up...

Why should I believe a Danish pervert like you?

Hosea 10:13: Ye have plowed wickedness, ye have reaped iniquity; ye have eaten the fruit of lies: because thou didst trust in thy way, in the multitude of thy mighty men.

7. Instead just telling people that they are wrong about what they are telling you people, i would like decent arguments instead of taking something from the Holy Bible.

The Holy Bible is the only book in the world that makes any sense when it comes to decent arguments. Why do you not trust the Lord?

2 Samuel 22:31: As for God, his way is perfect; the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all them that trust in him.

8. Denmark has indeed a violant history, but thankfully that have changed and now we are the biggest supporters (compared to our size) to children in need, fighting global warming (the biggest industry of windmills) and D countries (under development) while on the other hand USA is the biggest CO2 producer in the world and refuse to lower it.

Global warming does not exist. What part of that don't you understand?

9. calling danes communists, is like calling christians for satanists.... they do not fit together.

No. Calling Danes communists is just like calling communists communists.

10. USA is the worlds biggest weapon producer in the world and you call us violant? you make wars instead of stopping them and you call that the word of God? making wars? id rather think (yes, i can think for myself) that God want to end wars rather than starting them.

America fights Godless nations such as Iraq and Afghanistan in order to protect freedom and keep the world safe from terrorists.

Thank you for reading

Thank you for your hateful message. You should know that we are actually blessed by your insults and the more you persecute us for our righteousness' sake, the closer we are to God.

Matthew 5:10: Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Laugh all you like, but in the end Jesus will have the last laugh when He watches you suffer in the deepest pits of Hell.

Proverbs 1:26-27: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

If you wish to escape the terrible fate that awaits you, I suggest that you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and pray for His forgiveness. All donations should be sent to the Landover Baptist Church, Freehold, Iowa.

YIC,
Alex

[AlsenDK]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I'm sorry to hear that.
Too bad, enjoy Hell.
Why do you all think your flag is red and white? Are all of you Danes really so dumb that you can't even recognize your own flag?
A history of sinful habits and mocking the Lord, that is.
And why should I believe you? You Danes have an entire museum dedicated to pornography but yet you deny the fact that you watch any of it?
So, you admit that you're a nation of perverts and adulterers. God hates that, you know.

Matthew 5:28:But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

That's a good one.

Except for Christianity apparently.

So you're a new-ager, huh? Why do you prefer worshiping Satan instead of God?

Exodus 20:2-3: I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

But yet you come here, to a Christian forum, just to mock our LORD and our faith? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
Wrong. We only get our facts from the Holy Bible, the authorized King James Version of 1611.
Is the Word of God "old fashion" to you? Well, the Bible says otherwise...

2 Timothy 3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

By looking at how your fellow countrymen have behaved here, I find that very hard to believe. I think it's quite clear that you hate Jesus and worship the rectum. Enjoy Hell.

YIC,
Alex

Using wikipedia to support your arguments is about as good at using a blank piece of paper.. Because Wikipedia is a free Encyclopedia, everyone can write what ever they want to. So the information on that page can't be trusted.

And well, i don't believe in The Bible, Jesus or God.. So i don't mind if your telling me that I'm going to hell, cause i believe that when your dead.. Well then your actually dead..

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Using wikipedia to support your arguments is about as good at using a blank piece of paper.. Because Wikipedia is a free Encyclopedia, everyone can write what ever they want to. So the information on that page can't be trusted.

That is a fallacy, because people can write whatever they want to anyway -they have free will!

And well, i don't believe in The Bible, Jesus or God.. So i don't mind if your telling me that I'm going to hell, cause i believe that when your dead.. Well then your actually dead..

See, but the irony is that this is the very reason you're going to Hell.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

PS. That Lego picture actually turned me on.

God does not like sluts!

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Using wikipedia to support your arguments is about as good at using a blank piece of paper.. Because Wikipedia is a free Encyclopedia, everyone can write what ever they want to. So the information on that page can't be trusted.

So you still deny the fact that you have an entire museum dedicated to pornography?

Then, what about this?

About.com: Scandinavia Travel
About Museum Erotica in Copenhagen:


Copenhagen's Museum Erotica opened in May 1994 and has attracted a million guests of all ages. This erotic exhibition has been highly popular among women, too. 50 per cent of visitors are female. The sex-wave started in Denmark with the legalization of pornography in the late 1960s. Incidentally, Denmark today is one of the top destinations for nudists (see Nudism in Denmark).

[Sister Christina]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

God does not like sluts!

I was already doomed to go to hell when I was born in Denmark, so I thought I might as well make some easy cash by going that route.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello there im Danish and im proud of it.

You should be ashamed instead!

1. I don't know much about vikings, but im pretty sure that rape was around LONG before them.

I only said the Danes invented rape, I never said when...

It is a proven fact that man made pollution is changing this God's world.

No it is not. Click this link to see why!

Yes Danish homosexual couples can be married in a mayors office ... And it is absolutely and completely illigal to rape children!

Once you allow gays to adopt children, the rape becomes a given!

And about the flag. That kind of makes me angry

I understand. Danish education is extremely bad, that should outrage everyone.

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

It seems there has been a thousand or more Raging Danes posting to this thread insists that the flag shown is incorrect for their sad, little country.

I have not seen this many people in one country be so wrong about something since all those fools voted for Al Gore over George W. Bush.

Thank Jesus that God came down on our side in that one! His righteous influence prevailed and America was blessed with the greatest leader the world has ever witnessed.

Sadly, Satan seems to have won a set here with the election of Obomba, but not really. It is all part of His Divine Plan.

God needs our nation, and the world, to see what a mistake it is to put one's faith in a man who claims some tie to Christianity but who does not really take his orders straight from the Bible.

Sarah Palin uses the Bible as her life coach and with her election the Bible Belt will be squeezed tighter around the whole of America.

Then those whiny Danes will have something more to worry about besides their obsession with some flag.

May I get an amen ?

Rousingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Cranky Old Man]

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Amen!

[Mr.boesse]

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Friends watch out for viking brew.This filth has been available in the US for several decades, coming in through the backdoor.

[Truthseeker- Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

What you do to your neighbour, you do to our saviour, Jesus Krist. Matthew 25:31-46
You have pointed you self out to be judge, when the only one with the power to do that is God.
I admit to my sins, and prey for forgiveness from my holy father, God.
Please stop this outrageous judgement.
I will pray that you will not go into the fires of hell, but that you will realise that it is not in your power to judge and in that way go into life eternal.

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Friends, the Spirit of the Lord is upon me. For hark! He hath just revealed an new insight unto my mind.



Legos, those bright little bricks of blight -- whom God hath declared an abomination due to their having both the parts of the male and the parts of the female within one and the same piece (that's how they all interlock) --are not only hard-edged hermaphrodites designed for nothing more than building a daisy chain bridge to hell-- they are made from plastic.

Yes, those icky little sex toys in training which account for anywhere between .03% and 30% of the Danese gross national product are made from plastic.

Plastic is made from petroleum.

Petroleum comes from oil. This means that Denlanders who spit upon America depend upon the sweat and blood of our Godly American Soldier boys to provide the raw material from which they derive 60% to 85 % of their take home pay which they use to pay for porn and Internet access. (Said access being used for more porn and visiting LBC's forum to bash America.)

And they have the gallbladder to call us self-righteous hypocrites.

At least we have the decency to burn our oil.

Insightfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[TeamUSA]

Reasons GOD HATES YOU!

Allow me to introduce myself:
I'M GAY AND YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT! I LIKE BOYS'S BONERS AND YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH IT! I DON'T EAT MEAT AND YOU CAN'T STAND IT! I DRINK AND YOU CAN'T ACCEPT IT! I LIKE BEYONCÉ AND LADY GAGA AND YOU CAN'T TAKE IT! I MASTURBATE AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THAT! AND MY BODY IS TOO BOOTYLICIOUS FOR YOU, BABE!

Pretty much everything you said was just... wrong! Never ever hate on people you so obviously know nothing about! So let me break it down for you're simple minds, okay?:
The flag is wrong! That one's Finnish, moron! 'Best education system in the world' I think not! There is no evidence that vikings raped anything but women (something you seem to be fine with. I mean its her fault for being a slut right?!). Goats aren't even native to the country! Because one man last-named Smith is a thief, that doesn't make all 30 million Smiths thieves! So because one Rasmussen was a cheater, not all are! H.C. Andersen?! Really?! The Little freaking mermaid?! The ugly duckling?! Thats evil to you?! LEGO is a creative and innovative toy, which has had success for generations, get over it! Pippi Longstocking is Swedish, dumbass! The TV shows are all dramatically mistranslated! Its all just news, weather, documentaries and a debate show. You guys picked a really boring channel to violently exaggerate . And nobody is allowed to rape ANYONE in Denmark! Yes, gay people can adopt. No, you cannot rape your freaking children!

I just hope you realize that this isn't getting you anywhere at all. You're just fueling each others hate without helping your cause (which is a dying one anyway). No one in the real world gives a shit what you guys think. I literally sat here laughing out loud while reading this hilarious bullshit you came up with XD. People are out there, living their lives, being happy, while you sit here and bitch and moan over all of them! Lighten the fuck up people! Wake up and smell the gay marriage, black president and females in power! The world is never going to go back to how it used to be, with its oppression and discrimination. Thats just not how it works. We, as a global society, are constantly progressing. So your sick fantasy world is just not possible. Sorry, honey .

So to sum up, in the words of a wise old man I once saw on TV (is that a sin too? ): GO FUCK YOURSELVES, YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!

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