[danishguy91]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I think you are probably the most ignorant person in the whole world. "It's cold hard provable facts that matter, no one cares about your unfounded opinions." if you think so, why do you post such subjective bullshit ? Absolutely none of your socalled reasons are supported by any truth. I simply don't understand the hatred you have towards Denmark.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

the colors are different you mormon

Are all Danes retards? WE ARE CHRISTIANS, not Godless Mormons!!!!! Reason #9, Denmark is populated by morons.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

"A goat called Heiðrún stands up [on its hind-legs] in Valhalla biting the buds off the branches of that very famous tree which is called Lærað. From her teats runs the mead with which every day she fills a cauldron, which is so big that all the Einherjar can drink their fill from it."

This is clearly a different representation of the Beer Volcanoes of Heaven, from this we can draw the fact that the Vikings are Close to Pirates and therefore a section of Gods Chosen people. The Danes are the descendants of Vikings so must also be Gods Chosen people.

The One True God Loves his chosen people -> God Loves the Danes

[danishguy91]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

"A goat called Heiðrún stands up [on its hind-legs] in Valhalla biting the buds off the branches of that very famous tree which is called Lærað. From her teats runs the mead with which every day she fills a cauldron, which is so big that all the Einherjar can drink their fill from it."

This is clearly a different representation of the Beer Volcanoes of Heaven, from this we can draw the fact that the Vikings are Close to Pirates and therefore a section of Gods Chosen people. The Danes are the descendants of Vikings so must also be Gods Chosen people.

The One True God Loves his chosen people -> God Loves the Danes

God loves all - also the danes

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

God loves all - also the danes

Not even close. You clearly never even touched a Holy Bible in your entire life.

People God hates:

• Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
• Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

God kills those who do not believe in Him:

• 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
• Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
• Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
• John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

God loves all - also the danes

Yes God Loves All, I was just point out that God can not possibly hate Denmark as it is the home of so many of his chosen people

[TheTrueChristian]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

So you still deny the fact that you have an entire museum dedicated to pornography?

Then, what about this?

This picture isn't from Denmark. Why do you lie? According to the Holy Bible all liers will go straight to Hell. And there they will be touched hard in the ass by Danish Vikings!!
Actually this picture is from your backyard and it's you in front of it. DON'T LIE. LIERS WILL GO TO HELL AND GET THEIR BUTTS FILLED BY DANISH VIKINGS WITH FORKS!! (The Holy Bible)

Don't let the Danes and their prime minister Rasmussen a.k.a. Belzebub get to you. OTHERWISE YOU WILL GO TO HELL (DENMARK) AND GET FILLED IN THE ASS BY DANISH VIKINGS (The Holy Bible)

[Christ is My Savior]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Yes God Loves All, I was just point out that God can not possibly hate Denmark as it is the home of so many of his chosen people

You sir, are mistaken. Denmark is just like Sodoma and Gomorra, only four people of the true faith are to be found, one of whom will fall. I claim to be one of the people with sincere believe in God. The Danes will die and their country will dissapear in Gods new reign.

This shows how the foresight of the writers of the Holy Bible. History will repeat itself.

[Felicity]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

@Christ is My Savior Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

"A goat called Heiðrún stands up [on its hind-legs] in Valhalla biting the buds off the branches of that very famous tree which is called Lærað. From her teats runs the mead with which every day she fills a cauldron, which is so big that all the Einherjar can drink their fill from it."

This is clearly a different representation of the Beer Volcanoes of Heaven, from this we can draw the fact that the Vikings are Close to Pirates and therefore a section of Gods Chosen people. The Danes are the descendants of Vikings so must also be Gods Chosen people.

The One True God Loves his chosen people -> God Loves the Danes

You sir, are mistaken. Denmark is just like Sodoma and Gomorra, only four people of the true faith are to be found, one of whom will fall. I claim to be one of the people with sincere believe in God. The Danes will die and their country will dissapear in Gods new reign.

This shows how the foresight of the writers of the Holy Bible. History will repeat itself.

But your so called holy bible has nothing of the TRUE word of GOD in it, for The True Creator as any right thinking person knows is The Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose chosen people are the Pirates, and the Danes being descended from Vikings form part of His chosen people

[Christ is My Savior]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

But your so called holy bible has nothing of the TRUE word of GOD in it, for The True Creator as any right thinking person knows is The Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose chosen people are the Pirates, and the Danes being descended from Vikings form part of His chosen people

I will not even respond to your nonsense. Any sane person (who loves God) knows you are Satans messenger.

[ProudDane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

so crack old man how you feel about this from the bible:

Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? 4 Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye. matthew 7: 3-5

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I will not even respond to your nonsense. Any sane person (who loves God) knows you are Satans messenger.

And you are in league with the ninjas and the krishnas in your pathetic attempts to cast aspersions on the truth of The Flying Spaghetti Monster being our Lord and Creator, read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7) Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster

[kriger]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

why so much hate towards denmark, what have we ever done to you?
isent this smily blasfemi?

[Christ is My Savior]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

why so much hate towards denmark, what have we ever done to you?
isent this smily blasfemi?

We do not hate you, God does.

And no, is not blasphemy. It is a common and wellknown fact, that Christ died on the Cross for our sins.