Sup everyone!

[Integra-T]

My name is Tyce, and I'm from Chattanooga. I go to Pilgrim Congregational Church but I was raised Presbyterian. I've been a Christian ever since I can remember. I feel closesst to Yeshua when I am singing and playing guitar in my band (don't worry - we play Christian music LOL). I have a girlfriend Tara and will hopefully be getting married soon once we start college.

I like a lot of the Bible but one of my favorite verses is from John. I always tell people that if they really want to understand Christianity they should start by reading John.

John 1:1-5 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome[a] it.

I like to fellowship with other Christians so I figured I'd register here. Thanks for taking the time to read this!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sup everyone!

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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Sup everyone!

My name is Tyce, and I'm from Chattanooga. I go to Pilgrim Congregational Church but I was raised Presbyterian. I've been a Christian ever since I can remember. I feel closesst to Yeshua when I am singing and playing guitar in my band (don't worry - we play Christian music LOL). I have a girlfriend Tara and will hopefully be getting married soon once we start college.

I like a lot of the Bible but one of my favorite verses is from John. I always tell people that if they really want to understand Christianity they should start by reading John.

John 1:1-5 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome[a] it.

I like to fellowship with other Christians so I figured I'd register here. Thanks for taking the time to read this!

Hello Tyce,

Which version of the Bible are you using? Some NLV abomination? Mine reads like this:

(John 1:1-5) "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not."

The differences may seem minor, but no sense in pissing away your Eternal Reward by reading some hacked up Scripture. Get a KJV Bible.

I tell people if they really want to understand Christianity they should start with Genesis 1:1 and end at Revelation 22:21. I pray that you start telling people the same.

Anyway, I also like Bible passages that talk about light and darkness. Here is one of my favorites:

(Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Roberta]

Re: Sup everyone!

Why would you use the name of a chinese car--just curious?

[Bill R. Briscoe]

Re: Sup everyone!

I like a lot of the Bible

A lot of the Bible isn't going to cut it.

2 Peter 1:20-21
20Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
21For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

James 2:10
10For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Romans 2:13
13For it is not the hearers of the law who are righteous before God, but the doers of the law who will be justified.

It's all or nothing, kid. You either follow all of the Bible, or you don't follow any of the Bible. I'm hoping for your eternal soul's sake that you just happened to misspeak.

[Integra-T]

Re: Sup everyone!

Welcome to God's favorite forum, son. I hope you're not a queer.

No way! That's gross and sinful. I hope to lead gay people to Christ through my music actually. Besides like I already said, I have a girlfriend. Don't worry - we're saving ourselves for marriage.

Which version of the Bible are you using?

Its NIV. It's the one I've always read. Their all translated from the same thing so its all good bro. I'd totally read the original Greek and Hebrew if I could but I spend way too much time jamming with my band and holding hands with my girl so I haven't learned those LOL. Besides, what really matters is what you feel inside from the Holy Ghost. Its all about your personal relationship with Jesus, you know?

Why would you use the name of a chinese car--just curious?

LOL. Integras are Korean, not Chinesse. Its sort of a play on words. It's something my friends started calling me a wile back and it kinda stuck. I live by a personal code of faith, honor and integrity. So me and the guys were camping one night, singing praise songs by the campfire, and I just started talking about how important my code is to me and my friend Jason said "We should start calling you Integra-T" (since my first name starts with T). I like it. We give each other nicknames like that.

You either follow all of the Bible, or you don't follow any of the Bible.

People follow the Bible in their own way. That's why God gave us the Holy Ghost, so we can interpret the Word to make sense in the context of our modern day lives.

Anyways, I need to spend some time lurking here. I noticed it says "unsaved trash" below my name. LOL. Funny, guys. You can change it to Christian now.

~Agape Love
-Tyce

[Noah Sole]

Re: Sup everyone!

I hope to lead gay people to Christ through my music actually....

So me and the guys were camping one night, singing praise songs by the campfire,

Are you sure you're not queer, that tale all seems very odd. Did you not at least feel some strange urges? Did love enter you at any stage?

All the best

Noah

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Sup everyone!

Well, I'm sorry jamming with your band and holding hands with your girlfriend are more important to you than the Bible. You'll have a long time in the lake of hellfire to reassess those priorities, but by then it will be too late.

I'd suggest you abandon that temptress (because she is trying to tempt you in to sin. Believe me) and spend some time reading the Bible. The only one - the 1611 King James Version.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Sup everyone!

I hope to lead gay people to Christ through my music actually.

Like some kinda queer pide piper of Hamiliton?

Jesus is in me.
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[amelitarevilla]

Re: Sup everyone!

Welcome aboard enjoy your stay

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Welcome aboard enjoy your stay

Thanks, but I've been here for a while, now.

YIC
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[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Sup everyone!

You seem to have ignored Mr Briscoe's post which includes a particularly significant example of what The Holy Spirit actually says.

I'll repeat it in bigger writing for you:

II PETER 1:2O
Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the Scripture is of any priuate Interpretation:
©1611

Here's his post << CLICK TO LINK

Here's what you said:

People follow the Bible in their own way. That's why God gave us the Holy Ghost, so we can interpret the Word

Can you see the difference?

NIV. It's the one I've always read. Their all translated from the same thing so its all good bro. I'd totally read the original Greek and Hebrew if I could..

If you can't read it how do you know it's the same?

Playing music and reading Greek are not mutually exclusive activities.

I hope that you do discover what God has planned for your life and that your visits here help you along the path to appreciation of God's Perfect Love and what it means for us today, in the modern world.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Sup everyone!

Son, I like you. I think God wants to like you. But there is no such thing as a limp wristed Christian. Put away that book of falsified stories and get yourself a real Bible, the 1611 KJV.
Get your girlfriend to cancel her college plans, go to vo-tech and learn "domestic management". It will be the best $1,000 tuition expenditure ever.
I also suggest you two get married immediately. Every month, a tiny unborn baby becomes aborted during her unclean time. I can hear it crying for mothers milk and I am wet with the Tears of Jesus in morning.
Lastly, for Heavens sake, stop playing that heavy metal music you kids play all the time.

[Elder Older]

Re: Sup everyone!

I have a girlfriend Tara and will hopefully be getting married soon once we start college.

May the Lord shine his light upon you, Integra-T!
I must say, besides the vain fiddeling with guitars and befriending gaysexuals musicwise, i find it a bit troubling that 'marriage' and 'college' seem to be intertwined ideas for you. Are you going to college very soon or do you have secret desires of commiting acts of adultery with freshman females so typical at colleges these days?

By the way, what's the 'automotive' nickname of your girl friend, if you all got one? Could it be Tara Tiny?

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: Sup everyone!

Tyce,

Fellowshipping with these people is hard but rewarding. It's like a time capsule of old fashioned beliefs in God that enlightened Christians like us are prepared to challenge. I'm finding them quite a challenge to educate about how God is prepared to accept women's rights and gay rights these days and to love everyone as equals regardless of race and social background.