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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2355

    #31
    Re: most disgusting forum ever

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    You have ignored the main idea of my post.

    Why are you waging a war against God? Why not join us in the war against sin?

    I believe that homosexuals are rapists because it is better to err on the safe side.

    But forget fags for a second. If you can. This is about the temporary sacrifice of Jesus. You know He rose from the dead because He is God? He would do anything for you, as long as you worship Him.

    The fact that the Bible says Jesus rose from the dead is PROOF that He is the Son of God! If you don't take His word for it and give your whole existence to Him, He will torture you forever in a Lake of Fire. Is that what you want? Do you lust for other men's asses so much that you would burn in Hell for all eternity, just so you could enjoy your life?

    It says all this in the Bible. I am not making any of it up. John 3:18 says that you will be damned if you don't believe. The Bible is full of commandments to execute queers. The question is not why do I accept Jesus, but why do you reject Him?
    The thing is that i reject the bible and everything in it, because it's a book that doesnt make sense. I believe in the teachings of Charles Darwin, which has scientific evidence.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29443

      #32
      Re: most disgusting forum ever

      Originally posted by screw the chrisitans View Post
      The thing is that i reject the bible and everything in it, because it's a book that doesnt make sense. I believe in the teachings of Charles Darwin, which has scientific evidence.
      How can you say it does not make sense? Without God, there never would of been an illusionist like Darwin. After all, which came first, the chicken or the egg?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #33
        Re: most disgusting forum ever

        Originally posted by screw the chrisitans View Post
        The thing is that i reject the bible and everything in it, because it's a book that doesnt make sense. I believe in the teachings of Charles Darwin, which has scientific evidence.
        There is no evidence for Darwin that is not in a book. You accept scientific journals and papers, why not the Bible? It is a book too. Science is no better than religion.

        But the Bible refutes everything in science. Without the Bible, we would still be thinking the Earth was a sphere suspended in space. We would be assuming that the cosmos was billions of years old. Don't you see how unique the Bible is as a source of knowledge? The Bible teaches us things that science would never be able to piece together, not in a million years of scratching around at old bones.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Bjorn Jensen
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2012
          • 2355

          #34
          Re: most disgusting forum ever

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          There is no evidence for Darwin that is not in a book. You accept scientific journals and papers, why not the Bible? It is a book too. Science is no better than religion.

          But the Bible refutes everything in science. Without the Bible, we would still be thinking the Earth was a sphere suspended in space. We would be assuming that the cosmos was billions of years old. Don't you see how unique the Bible is as a source of knowledge? The Bible teaches us things that science would never be able to piece together, not in a million years of scratching around at old bones.
          So you think the world is flat or what?

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12375

            #35
            Re: most disgusting forum ever

            Originally posted by screw the chrisitans View Post
            So you think the world is flat or what?
            Think the world is flat? We know the world is flat.

            First, the Bible, the Word of God, says it is flat.

            Second, we have provided scientific facts it is flat and none have been proved false. The thread explaining all the this can be found under the heading, Creation Science. I hope you will read it carefully.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #36
              Re: most disgusting forum ever

              Originally posted by screw the chrisitans View Post
              So you think the world is flat or what?
              Is this discussion board's search function not working for you?
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #37
                Re: most disgusting forum ever

                Originally posted by screw the chrisitans View Post
                I dont think I have ever been so offended in my whole life, this forum is extremely racist, anti-gay, misogynist, hateful, sad and cruel, what kind of people are you really? You promote the beating of women and children and barbaric killing of animals like shooting your neighbors cat for example, you are sick. Why not be nicer? We are all homo (humans), I am homo and you are homo, specifically the subcategory homo sapiens.
                Dear Godmocking Eskimo;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and clubbing baby seals to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #38
                  Re: most disgusting forum ever

                  Originally posted by screw the chrisitans View Post
                  The thing is that i reject the bible and everything in it, because it's a book that doesnt make sense. I believe in the teachings of Charles Darwin, which has scientific evidence.
                  Really, please explain the philosophy of Charles Darwin to us and contrast it with the philosophical teachings of Jesus Christ.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #39
                    Re: most disgusting forum ever

                    Originally posted by screw the chrisitans View Post
                    So you think the world is flat or what?
                    I believe exactly what the Bible teaches, and the Bible teaches that Jesus Christ and Satan went to the top of a mountain in order to view all the kingdoms of the world. Jesus is omniscient, so He would not have gone up that mountain unless the world was flat.
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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10049

                      #40
                      Re: most disgusting forum ever

                      Originally posted by screw the chrisitans View Post
                      I am not gay myself, but i defend the gays, anal sex (not rape) is completely normal for gay people, thats the only way they can make love with eachother, imagine being born as gay and finding out that anal sex is the only way you can have sex. Anal sex is love, just like any type of sex, it's 2 people who are in love with eachother, just like you and your wife.
                      As Oliver Brendan Hayve pointed out, you don't know a damned thing about evolutionary theory. Now you prove that you also don't know a damned thing about gay sex practices. Do you really believe anal sex is the only way two queers have of expressing their love for one another?

                      I minister to queers on a daily basis, and I can think of quite a few queers who would be deeply offended by your assertion!

                      So, to briefly recap:

                      *You set yourself up as the defender of evolutionists, yet know nothing about what they believe.

                      *You set yourself up as the defender of homosexuals, yet know nothing about the gay lifestyle.

                      What's next, pal? Are you going to piously defend Islam while simultaneously informing us that Muslims love to eat pork? Are you going to defend black people while claiming they love to work hard and never steal pies?

                      With friends like you, I'd say the heathens, perverts and coloreds don't need enemies!
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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #41
                        Re: most disgusting forum ever

                        Originally posted by screw the chrisitans View Post
                        The thing is that i reject the bible and everything in it, because it's a book that doesnt make sense. I believe in the teachings of Charles Darwin, which has scientific evidence.
                        Please explain Charles Darwin's explanation for the creation and existence of the universe.

                        In detail. Feel free to quote from his writings as needed.

                        Thanks!
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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #42
                          Re: most disgusting forum ever

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Please explain Charles Darwin's explanation for the creation and existence of the universe.

                          In detail. Feel free to quote from his writings as needed.

                          Thanks!
                          If you think this is some trap, no we will not ban you for quoting Origin of the Species or a like book. The posters Doctor Zaus do this all time John Scopes.

                          This may surprise some but the chief mission of Landover is clear up misrepresentations of various doctrines, theories and dogmas caused by people who claim to represent these positions interjecting their own informed opinion.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #43
                            Re: most disgusting forum ever

                            I did a search on the internet and found the REAL most disgusting forum ever: http://www.realjock.com/
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Palmer C. Eldrich
                              Unsaved trash
                              Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
                               
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 349

                              #44
                              Re: most disgusting forum ever

                              I've been saving this one. It's a forum for homosexuals to show off their beer bellies, and also to groom teenagers into their fat-belly gaysexual lifestyle. It's the most disgusting forum, ever:
                              This website is for sale! bigguts.com is your first and best source for all of the information you’re looking for. From general topics to more of what you would expect to find here, bigguts.com has it all. We hope you find what you are searching for!
                              Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                              • WWJDnow
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 6296

                                #45
                                Re: most disgusting forum ever

                                Originally posted by screw the chrisitans View Post
                                all of us are homo
                                Speak for yourself, buddy. I'm as far from homo as you can get, and then even a little bit farther.

                                i am not a catholic
                                Congratulations. That's the first sign of hope that you might actually get saved.

                                i am an atheist and left-wing who fights against religious and intolerant biggots like you who hurt others by your hateful words
                                You say you fight against religious bigots, yet you are one yourself. I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no choice, so I'm pulling out the big gun:

                                I REBUKE THEE IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
                                The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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