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  • Father Septic Tank
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    Hateful atheist bigot posing as a Christian
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Nov 2007
    • 25

    #31
    Re: The Golden Compass - Satan's tool

    Jesus and I were reading this book the other day. And in the background on the TV we heard some people getting their panties in a wad about this book.

    So I said to Jesus, "JC, why are these folks in such on uproar about this book?"

    And Jesus says to me, "Well Chosen One, there are many that CLAIM to be of my flock and attack others who write works of fiction simply because they themselves have no imagination. Er.....they DO have an imagination. I myself created it for them. Yet they refuse to use it. Much like a silly Amish person would refuse to use my electricity."

    And so I asked Jesus, "JC, what do you think will happen to such people that get all upset over a work of fiction?"

    And Jesus told me, "Wide is the path to hell Chosen One, and these folks that condemn, even though in every version of the Bible I have ever had written it CLEARLY states that I get to do the judging....well my Son....they are going to Burn in HELL forever."

    And so I said to Jesus, "Jesus I am so glad that we had this talk....I only wish these fake Christians could talk to you as I do."

    And Jesus replied back, "They could, but their heart are hard and they do not read the Bible. Instead they make stuff up so that they can HATE other people. I created EVERYTHING. Blacks, gays, elephants, muslims, and everything else in the universe. When they attack those people they attack me. Burn in hell the will."

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #32
      Re: The Golden Compass - Satan's tool

      Originally posted by Father Skeptic View Post
      Jesus and I were reading this book the other day. And in the background on the TV we heard some people getting their panties in a wad about this book.

      So I said to Jesus, "JC, why are these folks in such on uproar about this book?"

      And Jesus says to me, "Well Chosen One, there are many that CLAIM to be of my flock and attack others who write works of fiction simply because they themselves have no imagination. Er.....they DO have an imagination. I myself created it for them. Yet they refuse to use it. Much like a silly Amish person would refuse to use my electricity."

      And so I asked Jesus, "JC, what do you think will happen to such people that get all upset over a work of fiction?"

      And Jesus told me, "Wide is the path to hell Chosen One, and these folks that condemn, even though in every version of the Bible I have ever had written it CLEARLY states that I get to do the judging....well my Son....they are going to Burn in HELL forever."

      And so I said to Jesus, "Jesus I am so glad that we had this talk....I only wish these fake Christians could talk to you as I do."

      And Jesus replied back, "They could, but their heart are hard and they do not read the Bible. Instead they make stuff up so that they can HATE other people. I created EVERYTHING. Blacks, gays, elephants, muslims, and everything else in the universe. When they attack those people they attack me. Burn in hell the will."

      You have obviously NEVER read the Holy Bible.

      Lev.18:22
      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

      Lev.20:13
      If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

      Rom.1:26-27
      For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

      Exodus 22:18
      Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

      Dt.18:10-11
      There shall not be found among you any one ... that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

      2 Kg.21:6
      He ... observed times, and used enchantments, and dealt with familiar spirits and wizards: he wrought much wickedness in the sight of the LORD.

      1 John 4:1
      Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.


      Enjoy hell.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Father Septic Tank
        Unsaved Trash
        Hateful atheist bigot posing as a Christian
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Nov 2007
        • 25

        #33
        Re: The Golden Compass - Satan's tool

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You have obviously NEVER read the Holy Bible.

        Lev.18:22
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

        Lev.20:13
        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

        Rom.1:26-27
        For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

        Exodus 22:18
        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

        Dt.18:10-11
        There shall not be found among you any one ... that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

        2 Kg.21:6
        He ... observed times, and used enchantments, and dealt with familiar spirits and wizards: he wrought much wickedness in the sight of the LORD.

        1 John 4:1
        Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.


        Enjoy hell.
        Your God created all of those things......and said it was GOOD.

        But that's OK with me teacher of false witness and liar to the masses.

        Jesus told me to open my book to Luke 6:27
        "But I tell you who hear me: LOVE your ENEMIES, do GOOD to those who HATE you, BLESS those who curse you, PRAY for those who mistreat you. IF someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also."

        And also to Luke 6:32 (and this one little deamon from hell you better bone up on)
        IF you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' love those that love them. And if you do good to those that do good to you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' do that. And if you lend to those from whom you expect repayment, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners, expecting to be repaid in full. But LOVE YOUR ENEMIES, do GOOD to them, and LEND to them without expecting to get ANYTHING back. THEN your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is KIND to the ungrateful and WICKED. Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful."

        I typed that slowly because I can tell by your wit that you are not that fast.

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #34
          Re: The Golden Compass - Satan's tool

          Originally posted by Father Septic Tank View Post
          Your God created all of those things......and said it was GOOD.
          Show me a verse where God says faggotry is good.
          Go on, I'm waiting.

          Jesus told me to open my book to Luke 6:27
          "But I tell you who hear me: LOVE your ENEMIES, do GOOD to those who HATE you, BLESS those who curse you, PRAY for those who mistreat you. IF someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also."
          When we try to save your soul from hell..
          Would you call that an act of hate, or an act of love?
          You can quote the Bible, but it's also quite obvious you don't know it and thus don't understand it.
          Neither do you seem to understand what CONTEXT means..

          And also to Luke 6:32 (and this one little deamon from hell you better bone up on)
          IF you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' love those that love them. And if you do good to those that do good to you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' do that. And if you lend to those from whom you expect repayment, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners, expecting to be repaid in full. But LOVE YOUR ENEMIES, do GOOD to them, and LEND to them without expecting to get ANYTHING back. THEN your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is KIND to the ungrateful and WICKED. Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful."
          Stop quoting false Bibles or out you'll go. KJV ONLY!
          As for what you're saying.. I repeat my question.

          When we try to save your soul from hell..
          Would you call that an act of hate, or an act of love?

          I typed that slowly because I can tell by your wit that you are not that fast.
          Pastor Ezekiel is beyond your reproach, insignificant maggot.
          Watch that manseed-lapping tongue of yours fore Jesus rips it out.
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Magnum Innominandum
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2007
            • 129

            #35
            Re: The Golden Compass - Satan's tool

            Originally posted by Spike. View Post
            Pastor E,
            I dont know how else to contact you,Its not a mock of god nor a nazi symbol.Get your facts strait sir.It is part of the USSR,of which my family hails.
            Your family hails from a non-existent country? Oh, sorry -- "hails of," "strait" -- it's hailing over the Bering Strait, behind which the vodka-drinkers were pushed when Alaska was liberated from Orthodoxy? Or is the wrath of God hailing hard upon the kolkhozes, so that the enemies of private property have to beg for Wonder Bread like they did in the 1970s?

            Sincerely,
            Magna, née Magnus

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            • Amazedbyyou
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              Under Investigation
              • Oct 2007
              • 8

              #36
              Found this on Bob Leone of aimhigherbooks

              Bob Leone of Aimhigherbooks is a LIAR and CHEAT. He has taken a real persons picture from the net and uses it for his website and myspace under the name AMBER. This is lying. He left his first wife of 20 years for his 2nd wife lying to her about his first wife and now has left his 2nd wife of 18 for someone on myspace. He is known for fits of anger and swearing and hasn't attended church in years. His home office and drawings are his God!

              Is this an example we want our young children to follow?

              What a hypocrite Chistian!

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22834

                #37
                Re: Found this on Bob Leone of aimhigherbooks

                Originally posted by Amazedbyyou View Post
                Bob Leone of Aimhigherbooks is a LIAR and CHEAT. He has taken a real persons picture from the net and uses it for his website and myspace under the name AMBER. This is lying. He left his first wife of 20 years for his 2nd wife lying to her about his first wife and now has left his 2nd wife of 18 for someone on myspace. He is known for fits of anger and swearing and hasn't attended church in years. His home office and drawings are his God!

                Is this an example we want our young children to follow?

                What a hypocrite Chistian!
                Was it not Saul, the persecutor of Christians, who, on the road to Damascus, saw The Way, The Truth and The Light? Do you dismiss Bob Leone, when God might not have done? Do you judge where God can see into the very soul of man? Do we know why he put away his wives? Do we see into his soul?

                Can we judge whom God might choose as His Tool?

                Actually I had a look at the Aimhigherbooks site and saw some good Christian literature -PI Malachi was particularly exciting - not quite the standard of Jack Chick, but close.

                And probably more to the point what has this to do with The Golden Compass?
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                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Harry_Truman
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                  • Sep 2008
                  • 4

                  #38
                  Re: Found this on Bob Leone of aimhigherbooks

                  as both a movie critic and a spiritual wanderer, the book may be a tool of satan but i can definitley say the movie was not. if you noticed, the movie ended right before the climax, the movie diddent even end much less fully illustrate a point.
                  For They Are A Very Foreward Generation, Children In Whom Is No Faith.

                  Deuteronomy, 32. 20

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #39
                    Re: The Golden Compass - Satan's tool

                    I'm sorry this thread got so horribly derailed.

                    A parent in my congregation recently asked me to review the Philip Pullman "His Dark Materials" trilogy, which consists of the three books this person "AmazedByYou" describes.

                    The entirety of the first book only shows a conflict between scientists and Catholics, and who cares about that? That's the part they made into a movie with Nicole Kidman.

                    During the second, and more clearly the third, you see that the book is written to encourage belief in a "multiverse" (the so-called "subtle knife" can cut between universes, and opening windows that people can move through).

                    The horror? The trilogy really IS about killing God!

                    They call Him "The Authority", and claim that when He came into existence He oppressed all the "nice" angels. So now the angels are teaming up with humans, witches, armored bears, and anything else they can find to wage war against the Kingdom of Heaven . . . and establish a so-called "Republic of Heaven", where apparently people can decide for themselves what they consider to be "sin".

                    It's the most terrifying horror story I've ever read, and it's aimed toward teenagers!

                    Keep this filth away from your children, unless you want them to go insane and start killing people. I heard that zombie face-eating guy in Florida was reading this book when he went over the edge, and that the Batman movie shooter wrote a manifesto based in large part on Pullman's ideas.

                    It's bad, bad stuff. I told the parent that I would keep the book for her and add it to my collection of Forbidden Literature.

                    Originally posted by Amazedbyyou View Post
                    Have you heard about this new movie? It is called The Golden Compass. It is a new movie targeted at children, will be released December 7, 2007.

                    This movie is based on the first book of a trilogy by Philip Pullman, a proud atheist who belongs to secular humanist societies. He hates C. S. Lewis's Chronicle’s of Narnia and has written a trilogy to show the other side.

                    Pullman left little doubt about his intentions when he said in a 2003 interview that "My books are about killing God."

                    The second book of the trilogy is The Subtle Knife and the third book is The Amber Spyglass. Each book gets worse and worse regarding Pullman's hatred of God.

                    In the final book a boy and girl are depicted representing Adam and Eve and they kill God, who at times is called YAHWEH, so they can do as they please.

                    In Pullman’s books, he bashes the reader over the head with his anti-religion message and there is quite a bit of not-too-subtle sexuality in his books.

                    The movie The Golden Compass is based on the least offensive of the three books and is designed to be very attractive in the hope unsuspecting parents will take their children to see the movie and that the children will want the books for Christmas.

                    So the movie is the bait for the books which are profoundly anti-Christian and at the same time selling atheism.

                    The book follows the adventures of a streetwise girl who travels through multiple worlds populated by witches, armor-plated bears, and sinister ecclesiastical assassins to defeat the oppressive forces of a senile God.

                    The movie has a well known cast, including Nicole Kidman, Kevin Bacon, and Sam Elliott. It will probably be advertised extensively, so it is crucial that we get the word out to warn parents to avoid this movie.



                    I heard about it at: www.aimhigherbooks.com they have a tract there that explains most of what I said above, since I copied and pasted part of their free tract.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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