Re: The Golden Compass - Satan's tool
Jesus and I were reading this book the other day. And in the background on the TV we heard some people getting their panties in a wad about this book.
So I said to Jesus, "JC, why are these folks in such on uproar about this book?"
And Jesus says to me, "Well Chosen One, there are many that CLAIM to be of my flock and attack others who write works of fiction simply because they themselves have no imagination. Er.....they DO have an imagination. I myself created it for them. Yet they refuse to use it. Much like a silly Amish person would refuse to use my electricity."
And so I asked Jesus, "JC, what do you think will happen to such people that get all upset over a work of fiction?"
And Jesus told me, "Wide is the path to hell Chosen One, and these folks that condemn, even though in every version of the Bible I have ever had written it CLEARLY states that I get to do the judging....well my Son....they are going to Burn in HELL forever."
And so I said to Jesus, "Jesus I am so glad that we had this talk....I only wish these fake Christians could talk to you as I do."
And Jesus replied back, "They could, but their heart are hard and they do not read the Bible. Instead they make stuff up so that they can HATE other people. I created EVERYTHING. Blacks, gays, elephants, muslims, and everything else in the universe. When they attack those people they attack me. Burn in hell the will."
Jesus and I were reading this book the other day. And in the background on the TV we heard some people getting their panties in a wad about this book.
So I said to Jesus, "JC, why are these folks in such on uproar about this book?"
And Jesus says to me, "Well Chosen One, there are many that CLAIM to be of my flock and attack others who write works of fiction simply because they themselves have no imagination. Er.....they DO have an imagination. I myself created it for them. Yet they refuse to use it. Much like a silly Amish person would refuse to use my electricity."
And so I asked Jesus, "JC, what do you think will happen to such people that get all upset over a work of fiction?"
And Jesus told me, "Wide is the path to hell Chosen One, and these folks that condemn, even though in every version of the Bible I have ever had written it CLEARLY states that I get to do the judging....well my Son....they are going to Burn in HELL forever."
And so I said to Jesus, "Jesus I am so glad that we had this talk....I only wish these fake Christians could talk to you as I do."
And Jesus replied back, "They could, but their heart are hard and they do not read the Bible. Instead they make stuff up so that they can HATE other people. I created EVERYTHING. Blacks, gays, elephants, muslims, and everything else in the universe. When they attack those people they attack me. Burn in hell the will."

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