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  • #16
    Re: Eastwooding with Jesus Christ!

    I wish I had that invisible Obama right here. I would kick the living shir out of him. Unfortunately I don't see him around anywhere.
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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    • #17
      Re: Eastwooding with Jesus Christ!

      The invisible Romney in my living room is still refusing to release his tax records.

      And I think his invisible wives just smoked half my stash.

      Mr. Rmoney, release the records and give me my pot back.

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      • #18
        Re: Eastwooding with Jesus Christ!

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        The invisible Romney in my living room is still refusing to release his tax records.

        And I think his invisible wives just smoked half my stash.

        Mr. Rmoney, release the records and give me my pot back.
        You know mockery is the lowest form of humor. You really should be ashamed, but I know that atheistic scum like you don't have any.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #19
          Re: Eastwooding with Jesus Christ!

          I like to sit in my Jesus chair, imagining I am like Adam, when God created him. Sitting there, on the Lap of Jesus(c), feeling His love for me growing.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #20
            Re: Eastwooding with Jesus Christ!

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            The invisible Romney in my living room is still refusing to release his tax records.
            Oh yes he has - unfortunately for you the records are also invisible.
            "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
            John 8:32

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            • #21
              Re: Eastwooding with Jesus Christ!

              Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
              Oh yes he has - unfortunately for you the records are also invisible.
              You think the invisible Rmoney in my living room is real?

              How much of my stash did you take?

              Or rather, .

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              • #22
                Re: Eastwooding with Jesus Christ!

                Mitt hide in France during Vietnam War

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                • #23
                  Re: Eastwooding with Jesus Christ!

                  Originally posted by tom kinight View Post
                  Mitt hide in France during Vietnam War
                  Nonsense, he was fighting the Commies on their home ground

                  And were was Obama during the war?

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Eastwooding with Jesus Christ!

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    And were was Obama during the war?
                    He was smoking weed and supporting Al-Qaida in Jakarta, wasn't he?
                    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                    John 8:32

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                    • #25
                      Re: Eastwooding with Jesus Christ!

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      I like to sit in my Jesus chair, imagining I am like Adam, when God created him. Sitting there, on the Lap of Jesus©, feeling His love for me growing.
                      Could there be anything better?

                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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