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  • The Bacon thread

    Brothers and Sisters, this thread is dedicated to one of our Lords most glorious creations, Bacon.

    I would like to start with a recent dinner creation of my maid. I told her last week of my deep love of bacon. She made me a Bacon Cheese Burger for dinner last night, not just any burger. Here is what she did.
    She ground up 2 lbs of fresh sirloin steak, 2 yes 2 lbs of thick cut apple wood smoked pepper bacon and ground it. She carefully mixed the two meats together. My maid then made 4 one lb. burgers and cooked them over charcoal until they where a medium doneness. She lightly covered a whole grain bun with fresh butter and browned them. When the burgers where almost done she added a slice or two of pepper cheese and allowed them to melt. She assembled the burger and bun, with 4 or 5 extra slices of fried bacon, a slice of onion and a little steak sauce on the side. She also served fries with a liberal sprinkling of smoked sea salt. When you have that burger and a cold brew it just does not get any better. I have to tell ya if that woman was a Christian, I might ........never mind. Back to the BACON
    Sisters if you love your man make him one for dinner.

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    Re: The Bacon thread

    Wow, my mouth is watering. That sounds like an amazingly good burger, though I don't usually trust women around the grill.

    Next time, try smoking the bacon with Alder wood, and finish it with mesquite. (but not for too long, mesquite is a powerful flavor)

    I will have my wife assemble this for me tonight. Thanks for the tip!

    LHM
    He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
    God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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      Re: The Bacon thread

      I must admit a certain weakness for bacon. It truly does fill me with joy to eat it.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • #4
        Re: The Bacon thread

        It gets better, last week I was in NYC and had bacon dipped in Chocolate. Baby that was good! In Chicago last month I stopped in a bar for a quick bite to eat. They had Bacon Bourbon. It seems that they add bacon fat to a bottle of Bourbon and let it set for a month. They then skim off the fat, and you have bacon flavored Bourbon, you have to try it!
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        • #5
          Re: The Bacon thread

          Not only that, but Jesus has endowed bacon with hangover curing properties!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            Re: The Bacon thread

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            It gets better, last week I was in NYC and had bacon dipped in Chocolate. Baby that was good! In Chicago last month I stopped in a bar for a quick bite to eat. They had Bacon Bourbon. It seems that they add bacon fat to a bottle of Bourbon and let it set for a month. They then skim off the fat, and you have bacon flavored Bourbon, you have to try it!


            How is it that there are still people alive in America?


            Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

            - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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            • #7
              Re: The Bacon thread

              ~400 years of God's diet; those whose arteries can deal with sugared lard have prospered!

              Ex:29:22: Also thou shalt take of the ram the fat and the rump, and the fat that covereth the inwards, and the caul above the liver, and the two kidneys, and the fat that is upon them, and the right shoulder; for it is a ram of consecration:
              Ex:29:23: And one loaf of bread, and one cake of oiled bread, and one wafer out of the basket of the unleavened bread that is before the LORD:

              It's much the same with bacon.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                Re: The Bacon thread

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                ~400 years of God's diet; those whose arteries can deal with sugared lard have prospered!

                Ex:29:22: Also thou shalt take of the ram the fat and the rump, and the fat that covereth the inwards, and the caul above the liver, and the two kidneys, and the fat that is upon them, and the right shoulder; for it is a ram of consecration:
                Ex:29:23: And one loaf of bread, and one cake of oiled bread, and one wafer out of the basket of the unleavened bread that is before the LORD:

                It's much the same with bacon.
                Praise Jesus, how can it get any better? A manly serving of bacon, with the endorsement of God. Shout Glory!

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                • #9
                  Re: The Bacon thread

                  Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post


                  How is it that there are still people alive in America?
                  Leviticus 2:5
                  And if thy oblation be a meat offering baken in a pan, it shall be of fine flour unleavened, mingled with oil.


                  Leviticus 2:7
                  And if thy oblation be a meat offering baken in the fryingpan, it shall be made of fine flour with oil.


                  Leviticus 2:13
                  And every oblation of thy meat offering shalt thou season with salt; neither shalt thou suffer the salt of the covenant of thy God to be lacking from thy meat offering: with all thine offerings thou shalt offer salt.



                  You see God tells us that a Bacon Burger are what we should eat, and to use butter on the bun with lots of salt.

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Bacon thread

                    Dude, if you want to have the ULTIMATE BACON GLORY, I suggest you try the bacon explosion. Here's the recipe.

                    Bacon Explosion is the world famous bacon-wrapped, bacon-stuffed, barbecue sausage recipe that set the internet on fire. Get the recipe here!

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                    • #11
                      Re: The Bacon thread

                      What an excellent link! I can smell the bacon cooking! I almost gave you some reputation praise for that but I managed, with Jesus' help, to restrain myself.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #12
                        Re: The Bacon thread

                        Bacon of course was the basic food of those that (for the time) were somewhat further up the evolutionary chain.
                        The unfortunate aboriginals that were killed during this time should have adapted by creating better weapons but that did not happen.
                        Simply a process of natural selection.
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                        • #13
                          Re: The Bacon thread

                          Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                          Bacon of course was the basic food of those that (for the time) were somewhat further up the evolutionary chain.
                          The unfortunate aboriginals that were killed during this time should have adapted by creating better weapons but that did not happen.
                          Simply a process of natural selection.
                          Its my guess you eat a lot of nuts and berries. Try eating some meat, you might grow a spine

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                          • #14
                            Re: The Bacon thread

                            With every bite you take of animal flesh, that is a reflection of the pain and suffering that animal endured to provide a meal on your table.

                            If you really want to glorify your god, perhaps you should look into some meat alternatives? Allow his beautiful creatures to live on this earth without fear of slaughter.

                            With Light and Love,
                            Beamer

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                              Re: The Bacon thread

                              Originally posted by beamer View Post
                              With every bite you take of animal flesh, that is a reflection of the pain and suffering that animal endured to provide a meal on your table.

                              If you really want to glorify your god, perhaps you should look into some meat alternatives? Allow his beautiful creatures to live on this earth without fear of slaughter.

                              With Light and Love,
                              Beamer
                              Bacon tastes sooooo delicious!

                              You know you want some. Deep down you miss meat.

                              Romans 14:2 For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.



                              Bacon cheeseburgers!
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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