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    Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

    Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

    When I asked my 4 year old cousin what he wanted for his birthday, 'Lego' was his reply. Naturally, I had to check-out first whether this toy was safe for Christian children.

    Turns out this Satanic toy actually comes from Denmark (See the God Hates Denmark Thread), and was invented by the very same Danish pervert who brought us the sick sexual 'Masturbation Simulaton' toy for kids - The Yo-Yo!!

    Then I found out that the word 'Lego' is actually the abbreviation between two words - 'Le' and 'God', meaning 'THE God'. Did the creator of these Satanic toys intend them to be worshipped by children? It certainly appears that way.

    Lets have a look at some of these Satanic toys -

    Towel-head lego!



    Harry Potter Lego !!!



    Homersexual Lego! WARNING! KIDS LOOK AWAY NOW !!!!!!



    Satan himself in Lego !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    And even Lego retardeds !



    And whores !!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Disgusting! Utterly disgusting! Only in Denmark could they make abominations like this, and market it for kids!

    Parents, beware! Lego is the Devil !
    Tags: al-qaeda, ban this immediately!, barack obama, cancer on society, danish porno perverts, god hates, homosexual agenda, legos: satan's toys, moral outrage, osama bin laden, terrorist recruiting tools, towelheads, toy terrorism
  • #2
    Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

    This is just so disturbing.

    I am microwaving my old Legos into a safe puddle of plastic goo right now to render them safe for disposal.
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • #3
      Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

      When I was younger, I used to play with lego; building houses with them. Sad how much Lego has changed over the years.

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      • #4
        Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

        ...and yet we have http://www.thebricktestament.com/ a simple, innocent site displaying for children and retards the Glory which is God.

        This is one of my favorites
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

          Once I put together a hotel made out of Legos for my HULK HOGAN action figures.

          I OWN OVER 100 HULK HOGAN ACTION FIGURES.

          I create hotels made to generate plastic HULK HOGAN love from the base of their feet to the ziggurats pointing towards the sky and help release love and energy from HULK HOGAN action figures from the sky zenith downwards to the bowels of the earth feeding the real HULK HOGAN energy to destroy locusts and Communists.

          Even plastic "toys" but more accurately EFFIGIES OF THE GREAT HOGAN can stir the power within everyone to rise up against SOVIET LOCUST SWARMS and FAKE POSTAL WORKERS. Most people in the post office are imposters. They throw away all the real mail and replace it with ANTI-SPACESHIP JESUS LITERATURE and ANARCHIST PROPOGANDA and HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA.
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          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

          Hosea 9:7
          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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          • #6
            Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

            What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now

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            • #7
              Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

              Originally posted by Wayne Foster View Post
              What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now
              Did you not see the horrors of the 'action figures' that ungodly company is promoting? You want you kid playing 'hooker and pimp' or 'Homo ButtBuddies'??
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

                Originally posted by Wayne Foster View Post
                What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now

                Did your internet browser not load up the pictures?


                Lego used to simply be colored blocks which people stacked on top of each other. Now, we have all new whore and harry potter lego figures?!?!? The creators of lego are the ones going over the top, amazing what people will do to earn more sales.

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                • #9
                  Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

                  There jus bits of plastic but no didnt know there was actual figures of certain celebs

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                  • #10
                    Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

                    I find the brit Homers to be the most foul of the bunch. I bet they are stuck together from the factory.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      ...and yet we have http://www.thebricktestament.com/ a simple, innocent site displaying for children and retards the Glory which is God.

                      This is one of my favorites

                      Ah it looks like a way to try and sucker in the innocent and then once they begin buying the innocent lego products the company begins to promote the vile ones to them.

                      Sick marketing and terribly disturbing. If I have have a child I will never allow these nasty toys into the household.
                      Served in the army from 2002 - 2006 under Godly George W. Bush fighting against the filthy arabs!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

                        Originally posted by Wayne Foster View Post
                        What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now
                        Friend,

                        Is THIS going over the top??? Remember, kids play with this stuff.





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                        I don't know how this all looks to you guys, but to me it looks like the Al Qeeda are using this Lego stuff as a terrorist recruiting tool!!
                        Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 08-09-2009, 12:30 AM. Reason: This is a family forum.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

                          Originally posted by Rachel_Pierce View Post
                          Friend,

                          Is THIS going over the top??? Remember, kids play with this stuff.





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                          I don't know how this all looks to you guys, but to me it looks like the Al Qeeda are using this Lego stuff as a terrorist recruiting tool!!
                          Young lady, what do you think Jesus would think of your Lego porn?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

                            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                            Young lady, what do you think Jesus would think of your Lego porn?

                            Lego porn? Detailed ones?!?

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                            • #15
                              Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

                              Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                              Young lady, what do you think Jesus would think of your Lego porn?
                              Apologies, Pastor, Sir. I was shocked myself at the images, and equally outraged over that Wayne Foster sicko saying I'm "going over the top" over Lego? I just googled "Terrorist Lego", and that pic of Mohammed was right at the top!!!

                              I just thought i'd let him see what sort of perverted sicko stuff it really was, sir, in case he bought any for his kids, and it turned them gay! This Lego stuff really is the Devil! It could make kids go out and get AIDS.

                              My advice to any parent, if they have Lego in their homes, would be to take it out back, and burn it NOW. Do not take any chances with it.

                              Apologies again, sir. As I said, I feel terrible for posting it. I'm really upset now over what I done. I'm going to have to ask my husband to beat me up, as I feel I deserve punished because of it. I'm sorry of i've let any of you down, but hopefully my husband can kick some sense into me. I'm going to get him to hold me down by the neck, and stamp on my face. I hope that will be acceptable punishment? I really don't know what came over me.... Hopefully it wont happen again. Praise HIS name!

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