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  • #31
    Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

    Originally posted by Liam Joseph Donovan View Post
    Lets us not fight but band together against the common enemy, scientologists. Damn i hate those guys, think they can tell you life is worthless and the only way to make yourself happy again is pay them, what a load of bull.
    OK, I see that you've identified one of God's enemies. Are you angry with them because they cheated you out of your money?
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    • #32
      Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

      No not me, they tried to but I'm angry Because the sell so many lies to people its not even funny.
      Anarchy in the UK- Titus 2:9

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      • #33
        Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

        I agree, we should all put aside our differances and band together against Scientology.

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        • #34
          Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

          Originally posted by Curious Agnostic View Post
          I agree, we should all put aside our differances and band together against Scientology.
          Are you trying to out yourself as one of these "anonymous" geeks? We are not impressed.

          Landover Baptist Church opposes ALL cults and false religions. Actively so.

          By the way, this derailing of our Godly threads is going to stop, heathen scum. Stick with the topic or make your own thread. Got it?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #35
            Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

            Well, of course He wasn't a Jew, dear. Jesus was poor.
            1 Timothy 2:11-15
            Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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            • #36
              Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

              Well, Sister Hardwick, you certainly have a point.

              A Jew wouldn't throw the moneychangers out of the Temple; he'd charge them rent instead.

              ~~ OEJ

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              • #37
                Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                You really Jews, but why? Are you the new Adolf Hitler or something, who wants a third "reich"? Hitler was a bad person who killed millions of innocent people.
                Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl Fhtagn
                For those who don't understand: "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"

                Cthulhu saves... some for later.

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                • #38
                  Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                  Originally posted by Urien Rakarth View Post
                  You really *hate* Jews, but why? Are you the new Adolf Hitler or something, who wants a third "reich"? Hitler was a bad person who killed millions of innocent people.
                  [sarcasm]As opposed to Cthulhu who is loving and gentle.[/sarcasm]
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                  • #39
                    Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                    Originally posted by Urien Rakarth View Post
                    You really Jews, but why?
                    No, we are not really Jews. Does that answer your incoherent question, Mr. Urine?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      No, we are not really Jews. Does that answer your incoherent question, Mr. Urine?
                      Try not to be so hard on him, you can't expect people who believe in the Necronomicon to make much sense (nor be very smart, since they missed the part of the book that says "this is ficticious").
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                      • #41
                        Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I agree. he was obviously a Hebrew Rabbi. btw, rabbis are not priests they are only educated members of Judaism.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                          Originally posted by Liam Joseph Donovan View Post
                          How bias and one sided is this church that it has to have its own scientist to TRY and disprove other scientist. what do you have your own historians that fill your ears with lies. i've seen the sentence "we tell it how its is" or "we don't sugar-coat things". Well having your own biased scientists, if they can be called that is pouring en tonnes of sugar on the matter. you all just have a misguided view on Jewish people that you've adapted from Hitler and because loads of other people don't like Jews you feel the need to do it as well which is just going with the social herd.

                          Why is it you people always go of in a hissy fit when ever something is made obvious that you don't like.

                          Instead of having the usual kind of moan here , why don't you try offering something to the debate, (not that there actually is one, as you're wrong anyway, you're just too dumb to see it...

                          Take a look at how the Romans talked about the whole area in question...
                          Then take a look at how many different tribes dwelled in that area, how many countries and nations had been or were part of it...
                          In just the same way as the Romans labelled a big chunk of tribal and nationalareas under the name Egypt.
                          They did the same thing in regard to the term Jews...
                          Anyone who opposed them, was reagrded as a Jew..
                          Anyone committinga crime...a jew.
                          anyone part of any resistance, a jew.

                          As it was the Roman's , through the Italians, then via the corrupt roman catholics who jerrymandered the early fabricated , false versions of the bible , the word jew just came to mean anyone from that neck of the woods.
                          Just as American means anyone rangng from an Alaskan to a Texan.
                          Or just as that stupid term European is used now...
                          There is no such thing as a european.
                          Where is the country of Europe..
                          Europe is a whole mess of mainly catholic scum that were kept seperate from us by a small but god-blessed stretch of water...

                          Pastor Ezekiel is obviously right.
                          Jew was just a handy term the romans used a label for all manner of non-romans.

                          Only Joe here seems unable to resist that idea..
                          If a Jew has to be a full on synagoguing jew,
                          does that mean JJoe here is full on Irish.
                          and if so does that mean every other Donovan was born and lives in Irelaand...
                          seems to me with his way of thing they would have to.
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                          • #43
                            Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                            Actually, Pastor Ezekiel is correct. Jesus was not a Jew because he was not born in Israel. He was actually born in Jordan, making him not Jewish.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                              Greetings. That is simply an amazing article. I have never seen anything like it. I am going to read it again tomorrow. Thanks. The world is so strange lately isn't it? And this Mr. Freeman is/was Jewish. wow

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                              • #45
                                Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                                I'm pretty sure he was.

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