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  • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
    Another misspelling. It is massages.

    They probably moved just so you wouldn't be able to find them. Seriously, your lies grow more pathetic by the second.

    That's a gay church in Maryland, if memory serves me right.
    no my church is located in southern California,
    massages are rubbing sore muscles in order to relax them, messages are what we are sending on this site, approximately
    and i have not lied once in this entire conversation,
    proof of the difference between the two words is here
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    • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

      Originally posted by I am Annoy Mouse View Post
      i am the head usher at my churches youth group
      Yeah, you're the usher who gives the youth head.

      My next main point is how too many Christians today believe that the gift of tongues has ceased.
      The young men of your Church would be a lot happier if you stopped giving them the "gift" of your tongue. It's a Class A felony in California, and it's a Class A sin to boot.

      proof of the difference between the two words is here
      Unlike you, I both own and use a dictionary, so it's not necessary to point me to one online.

      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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      • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

        Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
        Yeah, you're the usher who gives the youth head.

        The young men of your Church would be a lot happier if you stopped giving them the "gift" of your tongue. It's a Class A felony in California, and it's a Class A sin to boot.

        Unlike you, I both own and use a dictionary, so it's not necessary to point me to one online.
        what is a class A felony in California? i have done nothing wrong you <potty mouth vocabulary removed>, the next time you try to make a call to laws make sure you know what the <potty mouth vocabulary removed> you are talking about i have don nothing wrong and YOUR comment is childish and immature..."the usher that gives the youth head" well we now know who has a crude mind in this thread
        Last edited by WilliamJenningsBryan; 08-18-2008, 04:50 AM. Reason: potty mouth vocabulary removed
        He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
        Proverbs 28:26

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        • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

          Originally posted by I am Annoy Mouse;222663[quote=I am Annoy Mouse View Post
          what is a class A felony in California?
          Giving head to youth, for one thing. It is statutory rape. See California Penal Code Section 261.5(d) (available online here).

          the next time you try to make a call to laws make sure you know what the <potty mouth vocabulary removed> you are talking about
          I think I know just a little more about the law than you do. Funny how that works when you go to law school.

          <potty mouth vocabulary removed>.... well we now know who has a crude mind in this thread
          Indeed we do.

          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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          • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

            Question, if the Earth is flat, then how thick is it?

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            • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

              Originally posted by Bassist89 View Post
              Question, if the Earth is flat, then how thick is it?
              You're very clever, young man, very clever. But it's Earth all the way down!
              Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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              • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                Originally posted by Mister Brasil View Post
                You're very clever, young man, very clever. But it's Earth all the way down!
                Of course it is! I have just always wondered this question. I do think it is flat though.

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                • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                  Originally posted by Bassist89 View Post
                  Of course it is! I have just always wondered this question. I do think it is flat though.
                  I am actually curious to the answer to this as well, does anybody have it?

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                  • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                    Originally posted by I am Anonymous f u c k t a r d View Post
                    Thank you for the correction on the verse adress, i typed it incorectly
                    However if you add the tent description to the flat crcle then there is still no argument of the depth of the earth.
                    Originally posted by I am Anonymous f u c k t a r d View Post
                    well if you take into account that it says the heavens as a ten then that means it as to suround the earth....which is round
                    Have you ever pitched a tent?

                    I always do so on a FLAT surface. Then, I may sit inside it.
                    Originally posted by I am Anonymous f u c k t a r d View Post
                    and change my f u c k i n g name back to what it was originally you as it was I am Anonymous f u c k t a r d
                    Better?

                    Originally posted by Follower View Post
                    I am actually curious to the answer to this as well, does anybody have it?
                    To my knowledge, nobody has ever dug as deep as Hell yet.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Have you ever pitched a tent?

                      I always do so on a FLAT surface. Then, I may sit inside it.

                      Better?


                      To my knowledge, nobody has ever dug as deep as Hell yet.
                      But science has an answer to how big and deep their model of the earth is, why don't you?

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                      • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                        Originally posted by Follower View Post
                        But science has an answer to how big and deep their model of the earth is, why don't you?
                        Because it has nothing to do with our Salvation. Hell could be five miles away or five million, it will still be just as agonizing when you're burning there forever.

                        Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                        • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Gravity bends light, right? Ask any Physicists this Snotty, they'll confirm this. So if the earth was round the light would just bend around the earth and we would have daylight even in the middle of the night.
                          Your ignorance is exposed here, I'm afraid. While, it is true that gravity can bend light, the effect is not great enough such that light would envelop the entire earth.

                          The proof of this lies with the experiment which was proposed by Einstein when he tested general relativity during an eclipse:

                          "If space really was distorted by gravity, then light passing through it would not travel in a straight line, but would follow a curved path. The stronger the force of gravity, the more the light would be bent. The bending would be largest for light passing very close to a very massive body, such as the Sun.

                          Unfortunately, the most massive objects known to astronomers at the time were also very bright. This was before black holes were seriously considered, and stars provided the strongest gravitational fields known. The Sun was particularly useful, being a star right on our doorstep. But it is impossible to see how the light from faint background stars might be bent by the Sun’s gravity, because the Sun’s light is so bright it completely swamps the light from objects beyond it.

                          Eddington realised the solution. Observe during a total eclipse, when the Sun’s light is blotted out for a few minutes, and you can see distant stars that appear close to the Sun in the sky. If Einstein was right, the Sun’s gravity would shift these stars to slightly different positions, compared to where they are seen in the night sky at other times of the year when the Sun far away from them. The closer the star appears to the Sun during totality, the bigger the shift would be."

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                          • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                            Dear Friend,

                            The fact of the matter is, there are all sorts of Biblical verses that make no sense if the Earth is a sphere -- without corners or ends. Therefore, the Earth must be flat.
                            "And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the Earth." Isaiah 11:12.

                            "And after these things I saw four angels standing on four corners of the Earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree." Revelation 7:1.

                            "That it might take hold of the ends of the Earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?" Job 38:13.

                            "O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the Earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit." Jeremiah 16:19.

                            "The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the ends of the Earth." Daniel 4:11.
                            Yours in Him,
                            BAB
                            If the Earth was round we would fall off. Gravity only works for on on a flat surface. Try to coast up a hill and prove me right. I was hoome schouled and I had an advantage in Bible school.

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                            • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                              Originally posted by enclave2k7 View Post
                              Your ignorance is exposed here, I'm afraid. While, it is true that gravity can bend light, the effect is not great enough such that light would envelop the entire earth.[...]
                              I think we should look at Occam's razor - which is more likely? Your turgid and unlikely scenario involving massive bodies and magically moving stars or that God is right?

                              Well let me see... (thinks for a while)... God.

                              And there we have it.
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                              • Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                                To any of you who believe that the earth is flat...

                                How do you explain away the thousands and thousands of pictures of the earth taken by Nasa and other space agencies that clearly show that the earth is a sphere????

                                http://www.planetary.org/explore/topics/earth/spacecraft.html

                                http://visibleearth.nasa.gov/view_rec.php?id=2429

                                http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/scripts/sseop/photo.pl?mission=ISS007&roll=E&frame=10807

                                Quit f*u*c*k*i*n*g with my signature you F*U*C*K*I*N*G A*S*S*H*O*L*E*S

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