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  • Re: Informative World Map

    Originally posted by PhDAstrophysic View Post
    Christians being selfish, naive, evil, angry and stereotypical, again.
    Dear Godmocking Whore;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Re: Informative World Map

      When i saw this, I almost burst into laughter. This map is filled with generalized ethnic steryotypes that demonstrate a complete lack of research. I will explain this one inaccuracy at a time.

      Eskimo is a name that is meant to apply to all of the natives in America in icy areas. You seem to have taken that and applied it to all the coastal areas in the northern ocean. Also, you have highlighted all of Greenland even though only the southern coastal areas have people on them, inner Greenland is inhospitable. I don't know how you applied soviets to Canada. They are neither communists nor have they had any affiliation with the USSR.

      While many drugs come from that area of South America, not everyone there participates in it. Much of South America is stable. Brazil actually has the largest statue of Jesus in the world in the city of Rio. The "could be anything" area are the countries of Argentina and Chile. Both are very stable and have thriving cultures and governments. This area was also the site of the Incan empire, second in greatness only to the Roman and Mongol empires.

      Austrians? You happen to be referring to the continent of Australia. You seem to have confused Austria, a country in mid Europe with Australia.

      Russia is not Communist anymore. The USSR dissolved in 1991, it is now both democratic capitalist, and now no longer an enemy of the United States. "Chinks" are pads on the shins of cowboys made to prevent hitting them to hard. I assume you are using it to reference the Chinese. You have highlighted not only China but all of southeast asia and japan, both of which would punch you if you called them Chinese. Al Qaeda does not is not run in India, where did you get that idea. India has had many riots by the Hindi population angered by Muslims in India, they might hate Islam more than we do. Joo is not a word, Jew, which is what i think you meant to say is a word.

      These "Sand-Nigras" and "Jigaboos" were the site of many glorious empires. Egypt, which were building pyramids while the rest of the world was praying for rain. Civilizations in North Africa were the first to smelt iron. Africa is probably one of the only places on Earth that has a constant export of diamonds.

      And now Europe. England is not godless and has a thriving christian population. Ireland is catholic yes but that is no excuse to insult them. Germany has not been run by Nazi's since 1945. If it weren't for the empire started by the "anti christ" area, Christianity would never have spread far from the Middle East. What about Scandinavia makes you think they are sex mad.

      Arm yourselves with knowledge, for the night is dark and full of terrors

      Aegon Targaryen

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      • Re: Informative World Map

        Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
        When i saw this, I almost burst into laughter. This map is filled with generalized ethnic steryotypes that demonstrate a complete lack of research. I will explain this one inaccuracy at a time.

        Eskimo is a name that is meant to apply to all of the natives in America in icy areas. You seem to have taken that and applied it to all the coastal areas in the northern ocean. Also, you have highlighted all of Greenland even though only the southern coastal areas have people on them, inner Greenland is inhospitable. I don't know how you applied soviets to Canada. They are neither communists nor have they had any affiliation with the USSR.

        While many drugs come from that area of South America, not everyone there participates in it. Much of South America is stable. Brazil actually has the largest statue of Jesus in the world in the city of Rio. The "could be anything" area are the countries of Argentina and Chile. Both are very stable and have thriving cultures and governments. This area was also the site of the Incan empire, second in greatness only to the Roman and Mongol empires.

        Austrians? You happen to be referring to the continent of Australia. You seem to have confused Austria, a country in mid Europe with Australia.

        Russia is not Communist anymore. The USSR dissolved in 1991, it is now both democratic capitalist, and now no longer an enemy of the United States. "Chinks" are pads on the shins of cowboys made to prevent hitting them to hard. I assume you are using it to reference the Chinese. You have highlighted not only China but all of southeast asia and japan, both of which would punch you if you called them Chinese. Al Qaeda does not is not run in India, where did you get that idea. India has had many riots by the Hindi population angered by Muslims in India, they might hate Islam more than we do. Joo is not a word, Jew, which is what i think you meant to say is a word.

        These "Sand-Nigras" and "Jigaboos" were the site of many glorious empires. Egypt, which were building pyramids while the rest of the world was praying for rain. Civilizations in North Africa were the first to smelt iron. Africa is probably one of the only places on Earth that has a constant export of diamonds.

        And now Europe. England is not godless and has a thriving christian population. Ireland is catholic yes but that is no excuse to insult them. Germany has not been run by Nazi's since 1945. If it weren't for the empire started by the "anti christ" area, Christianity would never have spread far from the Middle East. What about Scandinavia makes you think they are sex mad.

        Arm yourselves with knowledge, for the night is dark and full of terrors

        Aegon Targaryen
        Saw what friend? There are 409 posts prior to mine. No one here ia a mind reader or such sort of woo. You need to be more specific.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Re: Informative World Map

          I was referring to the original post, the world map

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            Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
            I was referring to the original post, the world map
            What, is it not 'spherical' enough for you? Nothing ever satisfies you people. All you do is go about snickering.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Re: Informative World Map

              Its not how circular it is. i understand perfectly that applying a spherical object on a two dimensional surface. Its the inaccuracy of the cultures who are represented on the map and the racial slurs that are being used.

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              • Re: Informative World Map

                This maniac keeps spouting nonsense there is an answer Jesus is The answer


                Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
                Brazil actually has the largest statue of Jesus in the world
                Brazil (Portugese catholics + savage curare cannibals) would be in that case the most demonic of nations.

                Egypt, which were building pyramids while the rest of the world was praying for rain
                .. .. .. .. .. which is why Egypt is now a basket case while Christendom feeds the world (as commanded by Jesus).

                Africa is probably one of the only places on Earth that has a constant export of diamonds.
                "one of the only" .. .. name another

                This maniac thinks there's unique access to timeless records for Asshat only. Peculiar then that we may read them too . .

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                • Re: Informative World Map

                  Eskimo are also known as frost niggers, and those who migrate to warmer climes are referred to as icebacks. They are possibly the most civilized of the native folks, as missionaries all but eradicated their heathen beliefs and gave them good Christian names. Many of them also participated in noble experiments involving radiation back when the American government was still on the path of righteousness, and gave their lives to slow and lingering pious cancers because of it. Their descents though are beginning to slip backward into sin, accepting socialist government handouts and partaking of alcohol. I blame their decline on the influence of their bleeding heart socialist Canadian neighbors and general lack of prayer.

                  Glory onto Him.
                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                  • Re: Informative World Map

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    I am ½Scottish, ½English, ½German
                    Not even Jesus claimed to be 1 1/2 people, does this mean you claim to be more than god? it's no wonder you believe all this claptrap you obviously have the intellectual capacity of a slightly undercooked potato lol
                    You lot really are dim
                    Please continue though, it's certainly enjoyable to read
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • Re: Informative World Map

                      Originally posted by Eddie James View Post
                      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                      I am ½Scottish, ½English, ½German
                      Not even Jesus claimed to be 1 1/2 people, does this mean you claim to be more than god? it's no wonder you believe all this claptrap you obviously have the intellectual capacity of a slightly undercooked potato lol
                      You lot really are dim
                      Please continue though, it's certainly enjoyable to read
                      When I posted that the browser did not support .s and I was using a figure of speech, such as when you die laughing for example or get the hots it does not mean you're dead or about to boil an egg does it.

                      However, in response to your request I have now enabled thirds.

                      Regarding your comments mocking Jesus I should point out that He is in fact 3 persons (although during His earthly ministry He was temproarily 1 person whilst remaining 2 persons, obviously). That does not mean The Trinity is defunct as secularists will announce. Jesus was very specific that until He left the world The Spirit would not come but this Person of The Trinity was operative prior to His Birth [references follow] and I would therefore understand The Holy Spirit to have been in abeyance during Jesus' life (subject to Pastoral approval).
                      1 + 1 + 1 = 3

                      Jesus was not Father, Son and Holy Ghost. He was fully all three (except immediately prior to His Ascension).

                      And when He explained that He and The Father are One, that did not mean that He was temporarily only of Himself. How silly of you to think that!

                      Jesus is all Man all the time AND all God all the time AND all Holy Spirit all the time are you following this here are the references:


                      JOHN 10:30 [Jesus speaking] I and my Father are one. look up


                      JOHN 16:7b [Jesus speaking] if I go not away, the Comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you.
                      13a Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: look up


                      MATTHEW 1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost. look up


                      I JOHN 5:7 there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father the Word & the Holy Ghost: and these three are one look up


                      JOHN 1:1-2 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God.
                      3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
                      4-5 In him was life & the life was the light of men, and the light shineth in darkness & the darkness comprehended it not look up
                      KJV.



                      Apparently you did not like my friendly approach to introducing myself. Unfortunately there is NO INTRODUCTORY POST from YOU despite your having to agree to making one when you sign up to post on the forum and so whether you know what a figure of speech is or not (HINT: you don't) is immaterial since you deem yourself above making any introduction at all.

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                      • Re: Informative World Map

                        Truly wonderful, seeing such a creation just cheers me up. Keep the good work up brother!

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                          Everyone should be embarrassed about this:
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            Barak Obama is going to use this map when he presents his plea to the U.N. to send 18billionzillion dollars or whatever is left in Fort Knox to Africa to help starving Muslims.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Re: Informative World Map

                              here here is an informative map of England that you might like:
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                A credit to its creator - entirely accurate and all you need to know about England.
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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