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  • #16
    Re: My Man Cave

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    She has too much free time. As you know, I am a firm beleiver in not sleeping the day away. My missus has on average, 16 hours of chores do do each and every day. She is allowed a hour of private time. There is no extra for 'cuddling'. She should of had plenty of that on her wedding night. Now is time to get down to the business of life and praying to Jesus. See, I told you that you were spoiling her with all the help. And they call me 'Mr. Softie'. Geez, James!
    Brother I have some thinking to do. You might just be right.

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    • #17
      Re: My Man Cave

      James, I know you are newly weds even though having been married before. Never forget, you are the man of the house. All decision making resides upon your shoulders. In fact, think about your own signature line, imagine if it applied directly to the Dewitt household.


      YC
      JH

      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #18
        Re: My Man Cave

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        I am adding to my collection daily, this week I hope to have all the Dirty Harry movies and a few of Clint Eastwood's cowboy movies. I have also ordered a selection of Bible based movies as well. Any suggestions will be accepted.
        I hope not this one! Polyandry and prostitution galore!


        In this adaptation of the 1951 musical of the same name, California prospectors Ben Rumson (Lee Marvin) and Sylvester "Pardner" Newell (Clint Eastwood) try to tame their gold fever by sharing Ben's wife (Jean Seberg), and kidnap a stagecoach full of whores on their way to a new town. To help the rest of the male-dominated town get their hands on his imprisoned whores and make money off them, Ben sets up a brothel. As business booms, so does the competition for gold.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #19
          Re: My Man Cave

          Does it have to be called a "Man Cave?" That name conjures up bad memories for me, since it was my nickname in prison.
          My story is like that of most, if not all Born Again Christians: I was lost, I did some drugs, I had sex with a lot of women, then I had sex with a lot of men, then I did it with some children, then I did it with some animals, then I went back to women for a little bit but also did it with animals on the side, then I did it with men and some children, then I got a bunch of irreversible STDs and can no longer get an erection so I decided to give my life to Christ since I can't bone women or men or children or animals anymore. Read my testimony here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21140

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          • #20
            Re: My Man Cave

            Originally posted by Rick 'Magma' Bocchino View Post
            Does it have to be called a "Man Cave?" That name conjures up bad memories for me, since it was my nickname in prison.
            I though you said your' nick was "Underground Express"? Geeze they kept you busy there Rick.

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            • #21
              Re: My Man Cave

              Originally posted by Rick 'Magma' Bocchino View Post
              Does it have to be called a "Man Cave?" That name conjures up bad memories for me, since it was my nickname in prison.
              Is that the year you were ''crowned'' prom queen too?
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • #22
                Re: My Man Cave

                Gentlemen I have not had a proper get together in my Man cave yet. Wednesday night after church, all of you are invited to my home. Its a combination welcome to my cave and strategy meeting for Ofc. Don.
                Phebe just imported 6 cases of Cigars for Man Cave and I will bust out some of my prize scotch. Levi and Pastor Zeke I know how you fellas love your single malt dont be late. Party starts a 8:00 pm till we run out of scotch
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                • #23
                  Re: My Man Cave

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Gentlemen I have not had a proper get together in my Man cave yet. Wednesday night after church, all of you are invited to my home. Its a combination welcome to my cave and strategy meeting for Ofc. Don.
                  Phebe just imported 6 cases of Cigars for Man Cave and I will bust out some of my prize scotch. Levi and Pastor Zeke I know how you fellas love your single malt dont be late. Party starts a 8:00 pm till we run out of scotch
                  Thank you for the kind invite Jimmy.

                  I have some VERY nice Rum that I could bring along....
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                  • #24
                    Re: My Man Cave

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Thank you for the kind invite Jimmy.

                    I have some VERY nice Rum that I could bring along....
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                    Only if you get a hair cut, and do not talk about noodles!

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                    • #25
                      Re: My Man Cave

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Only if you get a hair cut, and do not talk about noodles!
                      Why should I cut off what God has seen fit to give me?
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                      True Pastafarian™

                      May my Sauce be with you!
                      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                      The Loose Canon - HTML version
                      Loose Canon Fan Page
                      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                      I have been to The Volcano!

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                      • #26
                        Re: My Man Cave

                        Pirates in The Man Cave? I don't know. People will start snickering at us an making lewd jokes.

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                        • #27
                          Re: My Man Cave

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          Gentlemen I have not had a proper get together in my Man cave yet. Wednesday night after church, all of you are invited to my home. Its a combination welcome to my cave and strategy meeting for Ofc. Don.
                          Phebe just imported 6 cases of Cigars for Man Cave and I will bust out some of my prize scotch. Levi and Pastor Zeke I know how you fellas love your single malt dont be late. Party starts a 8:00 pm till we run out of scotch
                          I will attempt to attend, I don't know my schedule for next week until this weekend.

                          Uh.... the pirate's not coming is he? I mean is this the only way he goes to parties? By crashing?
                          Oh wait, he's a pirate, of course it is.
                          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                          • #28
                            Re: My Man Cave

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Pirates in The Man Cave? I don't know. People will start snickering at us an making lewd jokes.
                            Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                            I will attempt to attend, I don't know my schedule for next week until this weekend.

                            Uh.... the pirate's not coming is he? I mean is this the only way he goes to parties? By crashing?
                            Oh wait, he's a pirate, of course it is.
                            Brothers I thought we might tie him to a chair and read the Holy KJV1611 to him. You never know the Holy Ghost enter him. At Least we can keep him from posting

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                            • #29
                              Re: My Man Cave

                              I doubt if Roger will be there but if he is you need to keep Pasta boy away from Skippy the monkey. People in his area have a long history of monkey abuse and I am not talking about spanking one either!
                              Hartlepool is famous for allegedly executing a monkey during the Napoleonic Wars.[14] According to legend, fishermen from Hartlepool watched a French warship founder off the coast, and the only survivor was a monkey, which was dressed in French military uniform, presumably to amuse the officers on the ship. The unsophisticated fishermen assumed that this must be what Frenchmen looked like, and after a brief trial, summarily executed the monkey.
                              Yes they hung the monkey from the yardarm.
                              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                              • #30
                                Re: My Man Cave

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                Brothers I thought we might tie him to a chair and read the Holy KJV1611 to him. You never know the Holy Ghost enter him. At Least we can keep him from posting
                                Well I for one would rejoice seeing Jo Freddie down on his hands and knees before The Lord. I still say we need to be careful, we have a reputation as fine, upstanding Christian men. Hanging around with some guy in a lacy pirate shirt will make people think we are perverts.

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