[Johnnyboy]

Re: What animal did God create first?

1. Wait dinosaurs aren't real?
2. Homosexual as in homoerotici or homosapien?

White people DIDN'T come from monkeys? What animal did they come from then? Certainly not the dinosaurs.

I have never seen "dinosaurs" mentioned in the KJV1611, therefore they are a myth. No, white people did not come from monkeys. God made us. Adam was the first white man.

[ZZ GG EE]

Re: What animal did God create first?

I wonder why all the other animals got kicked out in the end. Maybe they ate the apple too?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What animal did God create first?

I wonder why all the other animals got kicked out in the end. Maybe they ate the apple too?

Most interesting.

Of course, we know animals do not have souls and Eden still exists guarded by Cherubim. One can only assume that neither Adam, Eve nor the animals were actually constrained within Eden but could come and go as they pleased. This being the case, the animals would just wander off as the mood took them. I shouldn't think that the Cherubim are bothered if the odd hyrax walks in or out.

The fruit of the Tree gave knowledge of good and evil. Animals have no such knowledge - so either they didn't eat the fruit or, if they did, because they had no soul, they were unaffected.

[Satan Is THAT bad]

Re: What animal did God create first?

I have never seen "dinosaurs" mentioned in the KJV1611, therefore they are a myth. No, white people did not come from monkeys. God made us. Adam was the first white man.

Oo. So what are the dinosaur fossils?

A reincarnation of the power of Lucifer most likely in my opinion.

[Bob the Reviver]

Re: What animal did God create first?

Go buy a KJV you unholy basterd! We cannot answer all your questions for you, especially when they are in the Holy Bible. You should have a copy in your house, even if it's not a KJV, but still KJV is the best.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What animal did God create first?

The cat is not mentioned anywhere in the Bible. The cat is mentioned in the Koran - are you an islamofascist terrorist supporter.

Also, I've heard the wild Africky negroes often chew on cats to get a demonic "buzz" when they run out of Jenkem to smoke. I have it on good authority that Obama's had a special cupboard installed in the Oval Office just filled with kittens for him to chew on slow afternoons.

I would hope the creatures of Earth have some importance. Why else would God have Noah go to the effort to save them?

So he could eat steak when the world recovered, of course. If God loves animals so much, why did He kill so many of them when He could have just killed all the bad people and left the animals alone?

I was told that it was the dinosaurs?

You went to a secular school. You were also told that left is right, that sodomy is acceptable, and that unicorns aren't real.

Oo. So what are the dinosaur fossils?

God trying to make His creations believe in things that aren't real. It's just one of those things that He does. See 2 Thessalonians 2:11 for clarification on this point.