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    Where has Jo Freddie gone!

    Where has Jo Freddie gone!

    He was here a few minutes ago tucking into his dinner, a nice plate of Spaghetti and Meatballs I had made for him. There was a blinding light, an over powering scent of oregano, all that remained where Jo was sitting you can see in the picture.

    Luckily at the time he was logged in to facebook and Landover Baptist Church so I am able to send out this request for any information to those that knew him and may have some idea about where he has gone.

    This strange event happened at 6pm on the 21st May 2011.

    If you know where Jo has gone please let me know.

    Regards
    Jo's loving Partner.
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    Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Where has Jo Freddie gone!

    He was here a few minutes ago tucking into his dinner, a nice plate of Spaghetti and Meatballs I had made for him. There was a blinding light, an over powering scent of oregano, all that remained where Jo was sitting you can see in the picture.

    Luckily at the time he was logged in to facebook and Landover Baptist Church so I am able to send out this request for any information to those that knew him and may have some idea about where he has gone.

    This strange event happened at 6pm on the 21st May 2011.

    If you know where Jo has gone please let me know.

    Regards
    Jo's loving Partner.
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    • #3
      Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Where has Jo Freddie gone!

      He was here a few minutes ago tucking into his dinner, a nice plate of Spaghetti and Meatballs I had made for him. There was a blinding light, an over powering scent of oregano, all that remained where Jo was sitting you can see in the picture.

      Luckily at the time he was logged in to facebook and Landover Baptist Church so I am able to send out this request for any information to those that knew him and may have some idea about where he has gone.

      This strange event happened at 6pm on the 21st May 2011.

      If you know where Jo has gone please let me know.

      Regards
      Jo's loving Partner.
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      A BLINDING LIGHT!! PRAISE BE!!!

      There is only one possible explanation. As Jesus appeared to Saul on the road to Damascus He has now appeared to Freddie.

      Acts 9 3And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven:
      4And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? 5And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.


      Like Saul, Freddie has been persecuting Jesus for too long now and the Lord has appeared to him.

      Oh Joy!!

      My guess is that Freddie has change his name and is spending the rest of his life ministering for JESUS!! Eddie the Evangelist. He has probably started all ready. Do you have any local flights to Corinth or Antioch?

      YiC

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      • #4
        Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

        The worm has finally turned!

        I used to hate you, but now I love you Jo Freddie, because GOD does! Amen!
        The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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        • #5
          Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

          What is that white stuff all over the floor? Do we know for sure that God didn't turn JF into a pillar of salt?
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          • #6
            Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

            Dear Friends,

            I'm sure Jo Freddie didn't go anywhere. I just lent him $5,000!

            Yours in Him,
            BAB

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            • #7
              Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

              Hm, I don't see much improvement here. Even when he is gone he continues to make annoying posts.
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              • #8
                Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

                Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                Dear Friends,

                I'm sure Jo Freddie didn't go anywhere. I just lent him $5,000!

                Yours in Him,
                BAB
                Sir, if, as some have implied, this person, who from what I have seen of him, is nothing but a piece of God mocking unsaved trash and would be of no interest to Our Lord, has by some strange quirk* been taken up, do you really think God would be concerned about some loose change you may or may not have lent him?

                *Isaiah 55:8-9 For my thoughts [are] not your thoughts, neither [are] your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For [as] the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.
                2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                On the one side, we shall be traduced by Popish Persons at home or abroad, who therefore will malign us, because we are poor instruments to make God's holy Truth to be yet more and more known unto the people, whom they desire still to keep in ignorance and darkness; or if, on the other side, we shall be maligned by self-conceited Brethren, who run their own ways, and give liking unto nothing, but what is framed by themselves, and hammered on their anvil; we may rest secure, supported within by truth and innocency of a good conscience, having walked the ways of simplicity and integrity, as before the Lord.

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                • #9
                  Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

                  Great, not only do we not have any idea where he is now, but he's also NAKED.

                  Should we put out a high orange alert level for the Ladies of Landover?
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                  • #10
                    Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

                    Originally posted by Richard Bancroft View Post
                    ...do you really think God would be concerned about some loose change you may or may not have lent him?
                    Dear Friend,

                    God is surprisingly strong on creditors' rights.

                    Yours in Him,
                    BAB

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                    • #11
                      Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

                      Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                      Great, not only do we not have any idea where he is now, but he's also NAKED.

                      Should we put out a high orange alert level for the Ladies of Landover?
                      Dear Sister,

                      I doubt that, under any circumstances, Jo Freddie could be considered a "person of interest".

                      Yours in Him,
                      BAB

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                      • #12
                        Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

                        Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                        Great, not only do we not have any idea where he is now, but he's also NAKED. Should we put out a high orange alert level for the Ladies of Landover?
                        His balls are meatballs. I think the risk is fairly low here.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

                          Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                          Dear Friend,

                          God is surprisingly strong on creditor's rights.

                          Yours in Him,
                          BAB
                          Sir, If you are out of pocket due to this strange turn of events do you not believe that Our Lord will repay you?

                          Tobit 4:14 Let not the wages of any man, which hath wrought for thee, tarry with thee, but give him it out of hand: for if thou serve God, he will also repay thee: be circumspect my son, in all things thou doest, and be wise in all thy conversation.
                          2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                          On the one side, we shall be traduced by Popish Persons at home or abroad, who therefore will malign us, because we are poor instruments to make God's holy Truth to be yet more and more known unto the people, whom they desire still to keep in ignorance and darkness; or if, on the other side, we shall be maligned by self-conceited Brethren, who run their own ways, and give liking unto nothing, but what is framed by themselves, and hammered on their anvil; we may rest secure, supported within by truth and innocency of a good conscience, having walked the ways of simplicity and integrity, as before the Lord.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

                            Originally posted by Richard Bancroft View Post
                            Sir, If you are out of pocket due to this strange turn of events do you not believe that Our Lord will repay you?
                            Before I put the Lord, my God, to the test, I think I'd start by suing the unisex pantsuit off of Jo Freddie's partner.

                            Actually, I may do that just for fun anyway.

                            BAB

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                            • #15
                              Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone!

                              Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                              Before I put the Lord, my God, to the test, I think I'd start by suing the unisex pantsuit off of Jo Freddie's partner.

                              Actually, I may do that just for fun anyway.

                              BAB
                              Well I am sure that if you have the appropriate supporting paper work that should a simple process.
                              2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                              On the one side, we shall be traduced by Popish Persons at home or abroad, who therefore will malign us, because we are poor instruments to make God's holy Truth to be yet more and more known unto the people, whom they desire still to keep in ignorance and darkness; or if, on the other side, we shall be maligned by self-conceited Brethren, who run their own ways, and give liking unto nothing, but what is framed by themselves, and hammered on their anvil; we may rest secure, supported within by truth and innocency of a good conscience, having walked the ways of simplicity and integrity, as before the Lord.

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